07. December 2004 · Comments Off on Of Course! · Categories: General Nonsense

I’m not a regular watcher of CNBC’s Bob McEnroe Show. But tonight, in an interview with Playboy Playmate Cara Wakelin, he hit on a very prescient point: If Congress moves against athletes who take steroids, and other performance enhancing drugs, thereby “cheating”, shouldn’t they also move against women who get silicone breast implants?

The thought boggles the mind.

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18. August 2004 · Comments Off on Of Course! · Categories: General

Katharine Sealey has an answer to the military breast implant controversy:

Well here’s my compromise, a million dollar idea to help the female soldiers add some curves AND increase their military value at the same time: Kevlar breast implants, a nice set of bullet-proof boobies.

Or maybe some of those Austin Powers Fem-Bot doohickeys with machine gun action.

Now that’s what I call today’s Army.

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