If anyone ever asks if you’d mind if you have an intern for your dentist because your mouth is an “interesting case study,” tell them HELL NO I DON”T WANT AN INTERN. You know why? Because they don’t know how to give a painless pain-killer shot. Four months worth of work and most of my pain has been from the freaking injections.

Mohammed on a mo-ped, don’t they teach that stuff in dental school?