I’m sure you’ve heard it – as boring as the car itself:

“It’s always the same ones… the quiet ones… They sit in the back of the class – never ask any questions… And then the test comes…”

Alternate ending:

“And then they pull out an AK-47, and blow everyone in the school away.” Then we have a Lucerne spinning donuts around Lexus’ and Infinities. But, instead of Led Zeppelin “Cadillac’s theme music”, we have Def Leppard.

Yeah baby – that’ll build some brand excitement. 😉