Proof…proof I tell you that the DNC is un-American!
Here’s the list of items that won’t be allowed into Invesco Field for Barack Obama’s acceptance speech:
From the Rocky Mountain News:
Outside food and beverage of any kind, including alcoholic beverages, coolers and bottled water
Umbrellas
Large bags, suitcases or backpacks
Noisemakers, air horns, whistles, cowbells (???!!!), horns, bull horns or other voice enhancement devices.
Signs, banners, flags or any other items that would either obstruct the view of a patron or serve as a security risk
Any and all unauthorized merchandise, including unapproved pamphlets, handouts, advertisements, etc.
Knives of any size, razor blades or sharp or pointed objects like scissors and knitting needles
Mace, pepper spray or aerosol containers
Fireworks
Weapons of any kind, including toy weapons, or any article that might be used as a weapon or compromise public safety.
Canes that aren’t used for medical reasons, chains, or sticks of any length
Screwdrivers or Leatherman brand or similar tools
Dangerous or hazardous items or materials including chemical, biological, radiological agents
Animals (except service dogs and guide dogs)
Folding chairs
Laser devices
Tripods
Bikes, inline skates, skateboards, scooters, shoes with wheels
Illegal drugs and any other illegal substances
Frisbees or inflated balls of any kind.
Do you see that? NO COWBELLS. Proof that they’re a bunch of commies!
Which just goes to show that Chris Muir is actually more topical than I thought…actually, I’m wondering if he’s more topical than HE thought.
On a side note, did you SEE the stage. Designed, and I shit you not, by the same guy who designed Britney Spears’ stage for her last tour. You can’t make this shit up. I swear this guy wants to give it away.