22. December 2004 · Comments Off on As If My Life Wasn’t Complex Enough. · Categories: General

One of the comforts in being well past one’s mid-thirties, and the simplicity of college “kegger” parties, is the steadfast knowledge of what wine to pair with what cuisine. But now it seems that the modern metrosexual must also know the correct “soft” beverage:

At the French Laundry in Yountville, Calif., the perfect beverage matters as much as the food. Thomas Keller, the chef, insists on it. Paul Roberts, his wine and beverage director, makes it happen.

For the pasta, Mr. Roberts’s usual arsenal of aged white Burgundy or pinot noir wouldn’t do. The diner didn’t drink. Instead Mr. Roberts measured out a small, perfect glass of Clover Stornetta whole milk, shaken until it was good and frothy.

That’s right. Milk.

The drink’s cold foam proved a perfect textural contrast to the hot pasta, its dairy fat conspiring with the butter to carry the flavor of the truffles.

Throughout a succession of dishes during a fall meal at the French Laundry, Mr. Roberts poured the unexpected. Lobster fricassee needed the tart effervescence of Meyer lemon Gus soda pop. Coho salmon roe sprinkled over a buttery porridge called for a wineglass filled with chilled chamomile tea. Foie gras took well to Boylan root beer. “The root beer has a wonderful herb cream thing that’s going on but with a little bitterness to keep the palate clean,” Mr. Roberts said.

The diner who chooses not to drink is often left out during a multicourse meal, resigned to ponder the merits of an expensive bottle of water. No one wants to say, “I’m Bill W., I’m an alcoholic, and I’ll have the tasting menu.” Neither does a pregnant woman want to sit by nursing a seltzer while her husband sips his way through the Napa Valley.

Should I insist on sniffing the milk bottle’s cap, to assure it’s not spoiled?

21. December 2004 · Comments Off on Mom’s Christmas Butter Cookies · Categories: Domestic, General

Mom’s favorite Christmas cookie recipe came originally from one of those post-war commercial give-away cookbooks which have provided James Lileks with so much materiel for “The Gallery of Regrettable Food” when they attempted to shroud whatever foodstuff they manufactured in as many culinary guises as possible. This particular collection was from Pillsbury, however, and was first worn to tatters (besides being liberally splashed with vanilla, smears of butter and sprinkled with flour, sugar and other substances), then lost for a time— it turned out that my sister had it— and finally lost permanently in the fire last year. But before that happened, Mom had submitted the recipe for the Valley Center Art Association Cookbook; the original book is gone, but the recipe lives on.

Sift together: 2 ½ c. flour
1 tsp soda
1 tsp cream of tartar
¼ tsp salt

Cream together with electric mixer:
1 c butter
1 ½ c. powdered sugar

Add: 1 unbeaten egg
1 Tbsp vanilla

When well-blended, add the dry ingredients. This makes the basic cookie dough, which must be chilled before forming, and baked on an ungreased cookie sheet or parchment paper at 400 deg. The greatest thing about these cookies is the number of variations that can be done with the basic recipe; they can be simply rolled out and cut with shaped cutters… or you can do any of the following:

Snowballs: Stir in 1 ½ c. finely chopped walnuts, chill and then shape into small walnut-sized balls. Bake at 400 deg. For 8-10 minutes, and roll warm cookies in powdered sugar.

Cinnamon Balls: Shape plain chilled dough into walnut-sized balls, and roll in ¼ c. sugar mixed with 2 tsp, cinnamon. Bake at 400 deg. For 5-8 minutes

Chocolate Rolled Cookies: add 2 ounces of unsweetened melted chocolate to basic dough. Chill, roll out and cut into shapes. Spread half of the cookies with a frosting of your choice (Mom always favored peppermint-flavored icing) , and top with remaining cookies to make a sandwich cookie.

Fruit/Nut Balls: Add 1 Tbsp. grated orange peel, 2 Tbsp orange juice, ½ c. mixed candied fruit, and 1 c. chopped nuts. Chill, shape into walnut-sized balls and bake at 400 deg. 5-8 minutes.

Jelly or Chocolate Balls: Form chilled dough into walnut sized balls, and using the end of a wooden spoon push a hole into the top of each one. Fill the indentation with jelly (apricot, currant or raspberry) or melted semi-sweet chocolate. Bake 4-5 minutes.

21. December 2004 · Comments Off on A Guardian Angel · Categories: A Href, General

Baldilocks did a milblog roundup, and as I was surfing her links today, I ran across this post that moved me to tears (y’all may have figured out by now that I’m easily moved, but this one is really special.) You need to scroll down a couple to find it. It’s called “The Heart of an American.”

This particular post is about a little guardian angel for a convoy of Humvees. She had recently been given a Beanie Baby ™ by a Marine, and she was clutching it to her chest while she sat in the middle of the street, forcing the Hummers to drive around her. Go read the story, folks. It’s well worth your time.

And it’s a good time to remind you that we, too, can be angels to someone else. ‘Tis the season, after all. Box up those toys and school supplies, and ship them off to a number of grass-roots organizations that will pass them on to the Iraqi children.

The two I’m most familiar with are Chief Wiggles’ Operation Give (currently receiving free shipping from FEDEX), and Sgt Hook’s Operation ShoeFly. Operation Give goes to Iraq, while ShoeFly gives to Afghanistan. There are others out there, I know.

Feel free to add the ones you know about in the comments section, and I’ll consolidate them into one post either tomorrow or Thursday.

21. December 2004 · Comments Off on Forbes Has My Christmas List · Categories: General

These gadgets are just too cool. I wonder if the mouse-driven Etch-A-Sketch will draw a smooth curve?

20. December 2004 · Comments Off on Winter Solstice: Christmas At the End of the Earth, In the Dark · Categories: General, Military

North of the Arctic Circle, the day of the winter solstice is barely half an hour long, and isn’t even a day, merely a few minutes of heavy grey twilight before the shades of night swoop in again. All during that year I spent at Sondrestrom Airbase, we included the time of the sunrise and sunset in the daily weather report and forecast. As the year rolled by, we were keenly aware of the days waxing, and then waning. From the time of the summer solstice, the minutes of daylight were inexorably chipped away. Lake Ferguson, a short distance downhill from the on-air studio windows froze over, and then snow fell, blanketing the lake, and the low tundra scrub, and the bare grey granite mountains, all alike in clean pure white. On one late autumn day, I watched as the sun, which was sliding down the western sky behind me, turned all of that expanse— lake, mountains and shoreline, all of it to pink, while the sky above it was a clear, icy light blue. In all the world from the studio window, only those colors, the cotton-puff pink, and the clear sky blue. In a few more weeks, though, all the daylight colors drained out of the little world at the head of Sondrestrom-fijord; just the dark and the lights from the base amplified in billows of saffron-colored vapor from all the ventilators and chimneys, the stars above, and filmy electrical-green wisps of the Northern Lights, like a shred of torn silk scarf blown and twisted in a galactic wind.

It takes a year in the far North to appreciate the winter solstice, and to understand how deep the urge to note and celebrate the passing of the shortest day of the year, how powerfully our ancestors in that part of the world longed for light and life to return to their existence again. So powerful was this urge that it pulled in the celebration of the birth of Christ, which— if celebrated in the early church at all, most likely took place in the spring.
We anticipated and rather dreaded Christmas, because once the last rotator and garbage-run flight was made a few days before the holiday, we would have no military flights in or out until well after New Years’. After all, the flight crews and support staff at McGuire AFB would want time off to celebrate the season, but it left us all feeling rather more isolated than usual. 17 pounds of letter mail and multiple parcels for everyone did help a little. And I discovered that there are some Christmas songs that simply cannot be aired at a remote site.
“Don’t freaking play that freaking song again!” said the caller, “You do, and I swear I will come up to the station and cut my own freaking throat in the studio….we don’ need to be reminded about being home for Christmas only in our freaking dreams! You wanna put the whole freaking base into a suicidal depression?”
No, DJs at AFRTS stations really can’t air gloomy sentimental favorites like:

“I’ll be home for Christmas, You can count on me
Please have snow and mistletoe and presents on the tree
Christmas Eve will find me, where the love light gleams
I’ll be home for Christmas, if only in my dreams.”

It’s not like the audience needs to be reminded about the situation; cheerfully raucous things like “Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer” and the dogs barking “Jingle Bells” always went over much, much better.

We did what we could with strings of lights, and baking cookies in the tiny kitchenette in the officers and senior NCO barracks, and the dining hall laid on a lavish feast for Christmas Day. The dining hall was crammed with Americans and Danes, military and contract personnel and the NCO club manager brought over crates of champagne, which he sold in the foyer as we went in to dinner, and to admire the vast center table full of hors ‘oeuvres, ornamented with piles of fresh fruit, and vegetables, bowls of candies and crackers, smoked hams and yes, a lovely smoked turkey— which was quite real, by the way (by custom and practice it was given to the base fire department for later snacking) plates of cheese and bread rolls, cut vegetables and dips… oh, yes, a feast— and it was just for nibbling, to tide us over until the main courses were served. The base commander welcomed the Danish Liaison officer, who was serenaded with Christmas carols, the champagne corks were popped, and the feasting commenced…

Say what you can about a military dining hall, they can certainly do the Christmas and Thanksgiving feasts; and the farther out on the edge of the world, the more it is appreciated, and the most fondly remembered. Even if, at the time, most all of us would rather have been somewhere else.

20. December 2004 · Comments Off on Little Angel · Categories: General, My Head Hurts

In this time of glad tidings we are short an angel.
He was murdered before the holidays at the hands of his mother’s significant other.
He was 3 months shy of two.

I remember seeing him from time to time, and I will remember him as a happy, smiling baby.
I cried when I saw his tiny body, black and blue, in his little casket.
How wrong that seemed and so very unfair.
Why did this happen, How could someone do this to such a small helpless child??

This Christmas, parents hold you children tight and tell them how much you love them; because I’m sure the angel’s father would want to be able to say the same to him.

In Loving memory of
LB Benoit
Feb 2003 to Nov 2004

20. December 2004 · Comments Off on Thanks · Categories: General

Thanks to all who posted and sent private wishes.

I guess I really am addicted to this thing. I didn’t think it might be weird until this morning that I blogged about Senior’s passing away. If that made you uncomfortable…I am sorry.

A bit of an update: We’re more convinced than ever about the broken heart…the coroner believes that he passed on Thursday, which would have been his and Beautiful Mother-In-Law’s 30th Anniversary.

I won’t be blogging much in the next week or so. I might do a caption contest tomorrow but it depends on whether or not I can shake this funk. Gotta get rid of it by Saturday…because of my Dad’s grumpiness around the holidays, I refuse to be a humbug at Christmas.

But damn I’m gonna miss that man.

19. December 2004 · Comments Off on A Treat For British Motorcycle Fans · Categories: General, That's Entertainment!

I am currently watching, for about the hundredth time, David Lean’s Lawrence of Arabia on TCM. And I thought I’d look up some specifics on T.E.Lawrence’s Brough Superior, it being my second-favorite British classic motorcycle, after the Vincent Black Shadow. Much to my delight, I’ve found the actual bike is now on display at Britain’s National Motor Museum:


T.E.Lawrence's Brough Superior

Other fans of Lawrence of Arabia will observe that the actual bike looks very different from the one used in the movie. This is understandable, as every Brough Superior was custom-built.

Update: A note for those who’ve seen the movie, and wondered about Daud’s being swallowed up by dry quicksand: It seems that, while it’s possible, that’s not the way it happened in The Seven Pillars of Wisdom.

19. December 2004 · Comments Off on Ardennes, Belgium. December 16, 1944 · Categories: General

We seem to have missed mentioning this particular event here at The Daily Brief. To be perfectly honest, for most of my life Dec 16 only meant I needed to send a birthday card to my uncle Jack.

But this year, especially, we should have marked the date, and mentioned Germany’s Ardennes Offensive. This year marked 60 anniversaries of that coldest winter in memory, when over 1 million soldiers froze and fought together over a small town that intersected several main highways.

The town is named Bastogne, and the Ardennes Offensive is more familiar to us as The Battle of the Bulge.

The Cassandra Page posted about it, and I just got around to his blog today to read his commentary. On following the links he posted, I found one survivor has posted his war diary online. John Kline was a member of the 106th Infantry Division in Dec 1944.

In his words:

On 16 December 1944, the day the battle started, I was a 19 year old Sergeant, heavy machine gun squad leader (30 cal water cooled) turning twenty on January 10, 1945.

The 106th Infantry Division, my division, was spread over a 21 mile front. Normally a division covers five miles. We received the initial thrust of the German counter-offensive. I was captured on 19 December, 1944. I spent four months as a Prisoner of War, walking over 525 miles, with a loss of 50 pounds of “fighting” body weight. I was only in a sheltered camp for one month and one week..

I’ll be reading his war diary shortly.

My own memories of Bastogne are of a much more peaceful time. In 1988, Uncle Sam saw fit to reassign me to Florennes AB, Belgium, not far from the Meuse river that the Germans were trying to reach. Bastogne was just a name on a map to me. I had heard of the Battle of the Bulge, but only vaguely, because my high school history classes rarely made it much past the Great Depression, and spent very little time on the history of WWII. And my own personal interest in history stopped with the invention of the automobile. I thought anything after that was very mechanized, and lacked human interest (ah, the folly of youth). This impression was furthered by my friends who were boys, who were only interested in planes and tanks and army trucks as their playtoys. I was far more interested in horses than in tanks or airplanes, so I closed my mind to the marvels of our 20th century.

Until Belgium.

In Dinant, Belgium, there is a cathedral topped with an onion dome. Above the cathedral, on the cliff overlooking the River Meuse, is a citadel. Behind the citadel is a cemetery filled with American and Canadian soldiers, who lost their lives there during WWI.

In Namur, Belgium, also on the River Meuse, there is a fortress that was impregnable, until Hitler’s soldiers parachuted into it. It was taken over by the German commanders, and the underground rooms and tunnels were sealed and pumped full of pressurized air to protect them from gas attacks.

In Sugny, Belgium, there is a railroad bridge that stops halfway across the river. The residents of Sugny blew up the bridge, because the Germans were using it to send supplies to their troops. After the war, they chose to leave it destroyed.

If you drove out what used to be the main gate at Florennes, you passed a farmer’s field with cows grazing in it. The cows would shelter in old airplane bunkers left over from WWII.

In Hastiere, Belgium, where some good friends lived off-base, there is a church on the banks of the River Meuse. On the side of the church, facing the river, is a memorial. It’s written in French (the language of southern Belgium), and tells the story of German reprisals on the populace of the town.

In Diekirch, Luxembourg, mere blocks from a small building that has a Roman mosaic being excavated in its basement, is Musee’ d’Armes, dedicated to the Americans who liberated the town (and the country) in 1944-45.

WWII came alive to me in 1988, courtesy of Uncle Sam’s travel agency.

I first saw the town of Bastogne on a gorgeous September day, as friends and I were driving to Luxembourg to find a spot for our young-adult group to go camping. We wandered around the town square, climbed on the US Army tank that was there, and ate pastries at the local patisserie. It was not a big deal to me, as I was still mostly ignorant of its history. (I had not yet been to Musee d’Armes, and seen the dioramas of what our soldiers endured), We might have gone out to the memorial as well, I don’t recall. I was much more taken with the beautiful town of Vianden, and Bastogne was but a mark on a map, that day.

But I drove back through Bastogne on Nov 11, 1988, on my way home from NCO Leadership School in Germany. I was alone, and had time to spare, so I headed off to find the war memorial. It was a cold, foggy Belgian day. If you’ve ever been there in winter, you’ll understand the kind of day I mean. Visibility was extremely limited; you could see the row of trees that lined the road, but nothing beyond them.

As I wandered around the memorial, I kept looking at the fog-shrouded trees, expecting to see soldiers appear. It just felt like they could. I was on sacred ground that day, on a day that I consider to be sacred, as well.

The Bastogne Memorial was built by the Belgians in gratitude to the Americans that they credit with their liberation. It is designed in the shape of a 5-pointed star, with a circle in the center of it, which was the emblem they saw on our planes and tanks. Along the facing edge of the stars, they engraved the names of the 48 states. If you can climb a wrought-iron spiral staircase, you can walk along the top of the memorial, gazing over the field of battle. My vertigo prevented that, but I had no problem walking around the inside of the memorial, reading the words engraved on the 10 pillars there.

I cannot quote it word for word, this tale that begins with “On Dec 16, 1944….” But I can tell you part of what’s inscribed on the final panel.

“The Americans fought for this land as if it were their own.”

I tear up everytime I write those words. Everytime I tell them to someone when I’m describing that day. We fought for their country like it was our own.

That’s what we do, we American soldiers, sailors, airmen and marines. We give our all, so others won’t have to.

The spirit of those Bastogne fighters lives on today, in Iraq, and Afghanistan, and Bosnia, and on countless posts and bases and ships around the globe. I am grateful for that, and for those who have picked up the challenge, and are fighting on my behalf, and on behalf of freedom-loving people everywhere.

One time at my dad’s VFW post, I was talking to an old veteran sitting next to Dad, and the conversation of wars came up. We established that I had missed all of our wars, even during my active duty time. Then I asked him what he had seen. I knew he was most likely a WWII vet, simply because of his age.

“I was in the Battle of the Bulge,” he said to me.

And civilian though I was, I snapped to attention, and saluted him, as with tears in my eyes and a lump in my throat, I thanked him for protecting our country and theirs.
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Update: I’m thinking I might have meant Kosovo rather than Bosnia, in that 4th paragraph from the end. Or are we still in both countries?

And here’s a photo of Dinant, on the River Meuse.

Dinant, Belgium

Another update, to correct the name of the page where I found the links, and the gender of the author there. *embarassed smile*

18. December 2004 · Comments Off on This Week’s Award For Stupid Pundit… · Categories: General

…Has to go to Juan Williams. On todays episode of Fox News’ The Beltway Boys, he claimed that Christmas was “the highest [Christian] holy day.”

No Juan. I’m not even a Christian. But I know, as I would assume any practicing Christian does, that Christmas is trivial relative to Easter.

18. December 2004 · Comments Off on Caption Contest, 1, Winner(s) · Categories: General

Krampusse

Winner: Cpl Blondie with: “This is what happens when the chowhall switched to decaf on monday morning.”

Honorable Mention to Kevin for: “Timmer every morning but Sunday.” Because it’s quite possible he knows more about me than he’s letting on and one can’t be too careful.

18. December 2004 · Comments Off on Oh!!! Christmas Tree! · Categories: Domestic, General

It really takes a gift to find yourself on a soggy-wet mountainside in on a Sunday afternoon in December, with a fine drizzle coagulating out of the fog in the higher altitudes, slipping and sliding on a muddy deer track with a tree saw in one hand, and leading a sniffling and wet (inside and out) toddler with the other.
Yep, it’s a gift all right, born of spontaneous optimism and an assumption based on the map on the back page of the Sacra-Tomato bloody-f#$*%^g Bee newspaper, and a promise to Mom. Said map made the %$#*ing Christmas tree farm look like it was a couple of blocks, a mere hop-skip-and-jump from the back gate of Mather AFB’s housing area, an easy jaunt on a pleasant Sunday afternoon, a lovely and traditional Christmas pastime, choosing your own tree from the place they were growing in!

I was taking leave the next day, and driving home to Hilltop House from Sacramento, and my job in the Public Affairs office. It would only be the second Christmas I had spent at home with Mom and Dad since going on active duty (and it would be the last one for ten years). And Mom had made a confession;
“I haven’t gotten the tree yet. The ones at the lot look horrible, all but dead.”
“I’ll buy one here and bring it down, “I said, spontaneously. “There was a bit in the paper this morning about a local Christmas tree farm. I can tie it to the roof rack.” My car of the moment was a VW station wagon with an immaculate interior and a very useful roof rack. If it didn’t fit into the back, like the unfinished chest or drawers I had bought for my daughters’ room, it went up on top, lashed about with bungee cords and rope. I had brought home a lot of stuff that way.
“Perfect, “said Mom. “Stick the trunk end in a bucket of water overnight, so it won’t dry out on the way down.”

We set out bravely enough, early in the afternoon, my daughter strapped into her car seat, and the map from the newspaper open on the passenger seat, where I could refer to it, easily. Past the housing area BX shopette and gas station, out the gate, a couple of turns, and there we were, tooling along a pleasant country road in the mild winter sunshine. On the map it looked as if I would stay on this road for a couple of miles, until it intersected with another road, one with a couple of wiggles in it… into hills, perhaps? It looked as if the tree farm were out in the country and fairly easy to find, not hidden in a jumble of other businesses, intersections and traffic. Soon, empty fields and meadows opened up around us… stood to reason a Christmas Tree farm would be out in the country. Maybe the next mile or two would bring me to the turn-off, the road with a couple of wiggles in it…

Fifteen minutes… twenty minutes… half an hour, still no intersection. Forty-five minutes, and it was very clear that the map was deceptive about the distances. I had gassed up in anticipation of the long drive the next day, so that was not a problem, but if I had not already told Mom I would come home bearing a fresh-cut Christmas tree, I would have turned around and gone back. An hour went by, and the road began to climb. Good heavens, we were nearly to the gentle dun-colored foothills, where the clouds had begun to pile up against distant jagged blue mountains of the Sierra Nevada. At last— an intersection ahead! I slowed down to verify against the map. Yes, the right one. Pretty soon, it began to climb, looping farther and higher into the hills, up into the cloud layer. I ran the wipers to clear away condensation, hoping that the distance along this new road was not as deceptively mapped. I had definitely not counted on two hours there and back. This had better be worth it.

There was a sign, at least… a sign, a gap in the undergrowth, a dirt road leading up into the trees, but the condensation had become a drizzle by the time I pulled into a parking lot, which was merely a couple of cars haphazardly stopped in a roughly mown field around a plain red-painted shed with a deep overhanging roof. The door was open, there were people there, but not as many as there were cars.
“Here, “said a teenaged girl at the cashbox. She handed me a tree saw, and a mimeographed sheet with sketches of the various types of trees with attention to their needles, and a list of prices— so many dollars per foot of tree. “Just cut down the one you want, bring it back here and we’ll figure the price.”
I took the saw, and stuffed the sheet in my shoulder bag, and looked around.
“Where are the trees?”
She pointed out the door, where the dirt road continued up to the top of the hill.
“Up there. They’re all over. Just find one you like.”

My daughter began to lag, halfway up the hill. I looped the tree saw over my arm, and picked her up. The ground was very wet, either sloppy mud, or slippery grass. We had at least come away from the house with coats, but my light-weight tennis shoes were soon saturated. Coming down the slope on the far side, I skidded and sat down rather heavily. Great, now I was wet and muddy to the waist, as well as my daughter. The trees were scattered, not in neat, easily accessed rows, among taller trees and long thickets of grass. It began to rain. I had to put my daughter down and let her walk, but she was not happy about that, and began to sob, quietly.

We would have to find a tree, soon… and close enough that I could drag it… and the saw… and my poor daughter back to the shed. The most convenient trees were either too large, or the more expensive varieties.
There… there was a tree, with the long graceful bunches of needles. It sat on a slope, but it was just a little taller than me. I sat my daughter down, and put my purse in her lap—
“Here, watch this, for Mummy,” and picked a place on the tree’s trunk, about four inches above the clay and clinging soil, put the saw to it and went to work. Mercifully, it only took a few vigorously-expended minutes. I slung my purse and the saw over my arms, picked up the tree and my daughter, and began the long, unhappy, sodden forced-march up over the top of the hill and down towards the sales hut. Some Christmas excursion— wet, pissed-off, on a soggy mountainside with a lopsided Christmas tree, a wet and wailing toddler, and a hour-plus drive, and a longer one in the morning… oh, Christmas tree!

I did soak the trunk of it in a bucket of water, before lashing it to the luggage rack for the drive south the next morning, though that may not have made much difference.
“It’s so fresh!” Mom said, rapturously. “It smells marvelous! Never mind about the flat place, we’ll put that against the wall, and no one will ever know… really, I wonder how long it’s been since the ones in the lot have been cut! I really wonder about that, now.”
“You probably don’t really want to know, “I said. “Merry Christmas… and you owe me $10.”
“Is that all?” Mom said.
“Oh, yeah, “I replied. “That’s all. Merry Christmas.”

17. December 2004 · Comments Off on How Cool Is This! · Categories: Ain't That America?, General

For about the past year I have been in a running gunbattle with Nurse Jenny, and I’ve been losing. She gets home from work and heads right for the computer to “destress” from a long day taking temps and dealing with runny noses. She stays there until O’ dark-thirty, I give up and go to bed. Well, I got the great idea that I could get a laptop, set up a wireless net, and work on blogging from my easy chair in the living room. Only thing, I couldn’t really afford the large chunk of green needed for buying a laptop.

One day a couple of weeks ago, inspiration struck like lightning, and I got a rare idea: Why not look on E-Bay? OK, so I cranked up when she wasn’t looking, signed on E-Bay, and started looking. After a couple of days poring over the offerings, nervously checking spec’s and wondering how badly I would get bit, I picked one out and handed over a credit card number. In a matter of minutes I found myself the proud? owner of a T22 IBM laptop, being shipped UPS from Illinois.

Two days later, my package arrived, and the UPS man was hardly out the door as I greedily tore the wrapping off, opened it up, and grinned at my accomplishment. Here, in my grimy paws, was a used, back-from-lease IBM machine that my research had shown to be worth about $2500 new. I had paid a lot less, and as I fired it up I wondered if it would go up in smoke. Halellujah! It came on, and I was looking at a pretty Win 2000 screen. Now for the good stuff. A quick trip to Wal-Mart, and I had the makings of a wireless net. Several hours of installing stuff on the main computer, a few minutes of installing on the laptop, and eureka! My laptop connected to the net and uplinked sgtstryker! I was loaded for bear!

Another trip, this time to Best Buy, and I came home with DVD software, and soundblaster stuff for the big box. A few days loading software and programs of all sizes, and it looks like I have a real winner on my hands! So, on this fine Friday night, I sit in my easy chair in the living room, while hearing the “blong – splat – crunch” of video games through the wall, I’m on the wireless net, blogging my little heart out, happy as the proverbial clam. I may have worried, but really got a good deal. A 900Mhz P3 processor, 256K memory, 30GB HDD, with a DVD/CD-ROM drive, FDD, it really works great and my dream is fulfilled.

Next, I’m off to Starbucks to try out the T-Mobile hot spot. The sky is the limit here! I’m a happy old man, with an early Christmas present! Enjoy, I will…..

17. December 2004 · Comments Off on Every Now and Then We Must Sacrifice a Sacred Cow · Categories: General

17. December 2004 · Comments Off on Surfing…. · Categories: General

Daniel Henninger, over at OpinionJournal Online has an interesting commentary on how the Internet and wireless communication are affecting the actions of dissidents worldwide. (free registration required)

an excerpt:

Not that long ago, in 1989, the world watched demonstrators sit passively in Tiananmen Square and fight the authorities with little more than a papier-mâché Statue of Liberty. Poland’s Solidarity movement had to print protest material with homemade ink made from oil because the Communist government confiscated all the printers’ ink.

In 2004, in Ukraine’s Independence Square, they had cell phones.

Using the phones’ SMS messaging technology, demonstrators sent messages to meet to 10 or so friends, who’d each SMS the message to 10 more friends, and so on. It’s called “smart-mobbing.

On a lighter note, Angry Alien has done it again. If you’ve never been there, this website spoofs classic movies in a 30-second cartoon with bunnies as actors. They’ve covered “JAWS”, “Alien”, “Titanic”, and now “It’s a Wonderful Life.” Go check them out. It’s always nice to chuckle on Fridays.

17. December 2004 · Comments Off on The Inuit Lawsuit · Categories: General, Science!

This had slipped by me until I just heard about it on CNBC’s Dennis Miller

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The Eskimos, or Inuit, about 155,000 seal-hunting peoples scattered around the Arctic, plan to seek a ruling from the Inter-American Commission on Human Rights that the United States, by contributing substantially to global warming, is threatening their existence.

The Inuit plan is part of a broader shift in the debate over human-caused climate change evident among participants in the 10th round of international talks taking place in Buenos Aires aimed at averting dangerous human interference with the climate system.

Inuit leaders said they planned to announce the effort at the climate meeting today.

Representatives of poor countries and communities – from the Arctic fringes to the atolls of the tropics to the flanks of the Himalayas – say they are imperiled by rising temperatures and seas through no fault of their own. They are casting the issue as no longer simply an environmental problem but as an assault on their basic human rights.

Such a petition could have decent prospects now that industrial countries, including the United States, have concluded in recent reports and studies that warming linked to heat-trapping smokestack and tailpipe emissions is contributing to big environmental changes in the Arctic, a number of experts said.

Last month, an assessment of Arctic climate change by 300 scientists for the eight countries with Arctic territory, including the United States, concluded that “human influences” are now the dominant factor.

Inuit representatives attending the conference said in telephone interviews that after studying the matter for several years with the help of environmental lawyers they would this spring begin the lengthy process of filing a petition by collecting videotaped statements from elders and hunters about the effects they were experiencing from the shrinking northern icescape.

This could be the ultimate pseudo-science class-action lawsuit. Of course, the “no empty chair” theory says that the United States should not be the only defendant.

17. December 2004 · Comments Off on Do Something Before It’s Too Late! · Categories: General

Twice before, I’ve attempted to make this post, and each time it has just disappeared into the ether without a trace when I hit the “post” button. This time I hope it works. After all, don’t they say that the third time is the charm?

I have been thinking a lot lately about social security – or insecurity, as it may be. In the nineteen thirties, FDR gave us this system that has been a lifesaver for many elderly people, and maybe a hindrance to many more, those who weren’t motivated to do some saving for old age on their own. The reason that social security is becoming more important to me these days is that I find myself on the long side of life, now 61, and Nurse Jenny is not terribly far behind.

The President was on TV today, speaking about his ideas for preserving the social security system, and after his remarks, several congressmen spoke, both pro and con. What bothers me is that some of those guys seem to have their heads in the sand. They are totally against doing anything to change the system we have, and they don’t seem to have any ideas about what we should do.

I saw the time coming when I wouldn’t be working any more, and did something about it several years ago, but a lot of people seem to be completely clueless when you ask them about what they will do when that day comes. Our little retirement check from the Air Force helps, and some other stuff will assure that we won’t be eating cat food. But what will happen to others younger than I am? Tell us, Mr. Congressman!

It is clear that congress must do something. Sitting on their hands while the coffers are drained is not the best option. President bush has demonstrated courage and leadership by even touching this “third rail” of politics. Most others would cringe and pull back when the subject comes up, but time is running out, and someone must take the bull by the horns and lead on this subject.

Personal saving accounts is a great idea whose time has come. Allowing people to put some of their earnings into such an account is a definite step toward a cure, and it may be that the time has come for congress to explore some possible remedies to the train wreck that is coming if nothing is done. What do you think?

17. December 2004 · Comments Off on Colin Powell for NACCP head? · Categories: General

Booker Rising makes a compelling case for Colin Powell to become the next head of the NAACP. It’s interesting reading.

16. December 2004 · Comments Off on Lies, Damn Lies, And Statistics · Categories: General

Pepperdine Economics professor Gary Galles comments in today’s Orange County Register on the fact that, if we are ever to regain superior performance in mathematics education, we must first change our attitude about mathematical figures:

A major international comparison using 2003 data is the latest in a long line to conclude that Americans’ mathematics mastery is inadequate. The Program for International Student Assessment found that for 15- year-olds, “U.S. performance in mathematics literacy and problem solving was lower than the average performance in most (Organization of Economic Cooperation and Development) countries. The United States also performed below the OECD average on each mathematics literacy subscale representing a specific content area.”

If form holds, this report will divide students, parents, teachers and administrators into camps who blame each other.

However, what is unclear is whether all the finger-pointing indicates a real desire to overcome our innumeracy. The fact that we frequently use mathematics to intentionally fool ourselves (and other facts as well) argues against that conclusion. When we systematically abuse numbers to distort reality, it is no surprise that we handle mathematics poorly.

This goes hand-in-hand with this report from today’s NYTimes:

WASHINGTON, Dec. 15 – A federal Education Department analysis of test scores from 2003 shows that children in charter schools generally did not perform as well on exams as those in regular public schools. The analysis, released Wednesday, largely confirms an earlier report on the same statistics by the American Federation of Teachers.

The department, analyzing the results of the National Assessment of Educational Progress test for fourth graders, found charter students scoring significantly lower than regular public school students in math, even when the results are broken down for low-income children and those in cities.

I will have to keep an eye open for commentary on this Education Department “analysis”. I know the American Federation of Teachers report was roundly criticized for massaging the numbers. I know both of these organizations have a vested interest in maintaining the status quo, and see the rise of charter schools as a threat.

16. December 2004 · Comments Off on I Guess I’ll Have To Go To An Airshow · Categories: General

I haven’t been to an air show in almost 20 years. While watching the History Channel’s Modern Marvels episode on the subject, I was fascinated to see the Navy’s Blue Angels team has incorporated their “Fat Albert” C-130 Hercules transport into the show. Great for them. The Herk is an amazing plane. I used to marvel at the reservists practice their “hot zone” landings at Keesler – basically dropping the planes onto to runway from several thousand feet.

15. December 2004 · Comments Off on As promised… · Categories: General

Sgt Mom, I need one copy of your book, autographed please? Do I click the link, or can I buy it directly from you via paypal?
(if I weren’t so dang lazy, I’d dig out the post where I promised to buy a copy if I got the job, and quote it here)

15. December 2004 · Comments Off on Anyone in San Antonio? · Categories: General

If so, do you know anything about heating/cooling? I need to replace the heat pump/AC Compressor on my rental house there, and the company that looked at it is quoting a big ole chunk of change to take care of it. I’m in Georgia, so I have no idea who to call in San Antonio.

Any ideas? THANK YOU 🙂

15. December 2004 · Comments Off on Two good posts · Categories: General

From baldilocks, we find links to these 2 posts (both of which made my eyes leak)…………

First is an exchangebetween an Air Traffic Controller and a couple pilots who were on different frequencies

Next up is an awesome Christmas poem for our troops – I’d not seen this one before.

15. December 2004 · Comments Off on McLeod’s Daughters · Categories: General

I have not seen a single episode of this series; and I could be wrong. But it seems to me that this is an Aussie outback version of Sex In The City. Am I wrong?

14. December 2004 · Comments Off on Something For XB-70 Fans · Categories: General

If you are fascinated by the NASA/North American XB-70 program from the ’60s, as I am, you might enjoy these QuickTime movies.

XB-70 Valkyrie

14. December 2004 · Comments Off on Research To Get Much Easier · Categories: General

The promise of the Internet has always been the universal virtual library. But efforts by universities have been fragmented and sporatic. Google is setting out to change that:

Google, the operator of the world’s most popular Internet search service, plans to announce an agreement Tuesday with some of the nation’s leading research libraries and Oxford University to begin converting their holdings into digital files that would be freely searchable over the Web.

It may be only a step on a long road toward the long-predicted global virtual library. But the collaboration of Google and research institutions that also include Harvard, the University of Michigan, Stanford and the New York Public Library is a major stride in an ambitious Internet effort by various parties. The goal is to expand the Web beyond its current valuable, if eclectic, body of material and create a digital card catalog and searchable library for the world’s books, scholarly papers and special collections.

14. December 2004 · Comments Off on Too Cool! · Categories: General, Technology

So I’m watching Monster Garage tonight, which was pretty tame in and of itself; they put a shortened ’64 Continental body on a NASCAR chassis.

But the cool part was when one of the build crew broke a tooth with a grinder. They had a dentist and his assistant wheel a workstation into the garage. He then took a couple of digital photos of the guy’s mouth, which the computer made into a 3-D model. He then rendered a crown on the image, And this little machine milled a new permanent crown from a billet of (I would assume) ceramic material, while the dentist was grinding down the guy’s old tooth. Absolutely amazing.