29. November 2004 · Comments Off on …Shave Every Day And You’ll Always Look Keen. · Categories: General, That's Entertainment!

I’m quite a fan of Bravo’s Queer Eye For The Straight Guy. Carson is quite a cut-up. And I’ve already employed several of Ted’s cooking tips.

But some things about Kyan’s shaving instructions have left me dry. For one, he makes the blanket claim that “the best thing about disposable razors, is that they’re disposable.” As well, every time he sees a guy shaving UP, he says “no, shave WITH the grain,” and directs them to shave DOWN. So, good journalist that I am, I did a little investigation.

As for your choice of razor: yes indeed, there are some TERRIBLE disposable razors. In fact, I would guess that most of them are little better than mediocre. But I have also used some pretty bad cartridge and double-edge blades in my life. For the last several years, I have been quite satisfied with the Shick ST disposable, which is also a great value. I recently bought two 15 packs at Target for about $3.70 each. So I inquired with Shick as to if there was any quality difference in the actual blades themselves – different material or sharpening – between the ST and their more expensive reusable handle models. No there isn’t. And, as for myself, I don’t like all that flexy-pivioty stuff anyway. And most men can’t tell the difference between one blade and two; why pay for three?

But what about this shaving with the grain stuff – a far more complex subject? Personally, the grain of my beard goes different directions in different zones of my face – down on my sideburns, upper cheeks and chin; up on my neck; and back on my lower cheeks and jowl. As well, if I have the time for a really baby’s bottom close shave, I will go back a second time against the grain. I learned this from my barber back when I was in the Air Force, so I knew the idea had some merit.

I found this very good write-up at The Straight Dope. In short, I am right – Kyan’s wrong. Although it seems most barbers take their second pass sideways to the grain, I have a very smooth complexion, and have never had a pseudofolliculitis (ingrown whiskers) problem.

Oh BTW: If you think the “Fab 5” are just actors aping the advice of experts on their production staff, check their bios. They all really have quite impressive resumes. But I still believe Thom doesn’t do all that redecorating himself in one day.

29. November 2004 · Comments Off on not all that funny · Categories: General, That's Entertainment!

So I watched The Simpson’s episode tonight, and sadly to say I was’nt laughing…at all.
It was’nt that is was offensive but….a little over the top, and slightly mean spirited.
Oh well maybe next week will be better.

29. November 2004 · Comments Off on Roll Out The 450k Barrels/Day · Categories: General

A new report from Bloomberg says Iraq will increase capacity from 2.8m to 3.25m bl/day next year.

Nov. 28 (Bloomberg) — Iraq, the fifth-largest oil producer in the Middle East, will spend more than $1 billion next year to increase oil production capacity by about 15 percent to 3.25 million barrels a day, an Iraqi official said.

“The budget is fixed for priority projects to build new export pipelines and complete modifications to our refineries,” Abdulilah al-Amir, a foreign relations adviser to Iraqi Oil Minister Thamir al-Ghadhban, said in a telephone interview.

Iraq, which holds oil reserves estimated to be the third largest in the Middle East at about 112.5 billion barrels by the Arab Oil & Gas Directory, can produce as many as 2.8 million barrels a day of oil at full capacity, al-Amir said from Baghdad.

Iraq’s plans to increase capacity to 3 million barrels a day this year were curtailed by persistent attacks by militants against foreign contractors and pipelines. The U.S.-government funded Restore Iraqi Oil program, called RIO, returned output to pre-war levels of more than 2 million barrels a day this year after last year’s invasion led to a production collapse.

Some of the world’s largest international oil companies such as Exxon Mobil Corp., the Royal Dutch/Shell Group and ChevronTexaco Corp., are intent on bidding to develop Iraq’s oil resources should the government decide to open up the industry to foreign investment following elections next year.

Good reading, for those so interested. I might also add that Iraq is believed to have the largest unproven reserves in the middle east at about 220 billon barrels.

28. November 2004 · Comments Off on Sportsman of The Year · Categories: General

Pat Tillman is up for Sports Illustrated’s Sportsman of the year. I didn’t hear bout Pat Tillman until after he had died in the line of duty. An NFL player who “had it all” and gave “it” up to serve his country after 9/11.

So go vote.

Via Blackfive.

28. November 2004 · Comments Off on If It Were Any More Of a Dog, It Would Shed: The Joy of Very Bad Movies · Categories: General, Media Matters Not

We have to face the fact that most movies— since the inception of the art form—are agreeable mediocrities, neither very good nor outstandingly bad. Such movies are the backbone of the television schedule, an agreeable way of passing an hour or two, and evaporate from the memory almost as soon as the titles roll, as consumable as Kleenex. I certainly watched enough of them as a broadcast technician, since the AFRTS television package accommodated as many of them as do the bargain bin at K-Mart.

While there might very well be a rough-cut gem among them, the chances are rather closer to %100 that a journeyman director, mediocre actors, a hackneyed script and low budget will produce a mediocre or even dreadful movie. G-I-G-O (Garbage in, garbage out) applied to human endeavors long before the invention of computer programming. This is what conventional wisdom expects, and most times conventional wisdom is not disappointed.

I only consider movies for my personal hall of badness if I have actually been suckered into paying money and sitting in the theater for them, and I’ve been able to avoid doing this since seeing the Kristy McNichol vehicle “The Pirate Movie” sometime around 1984 or so. Life is too short, first-run tickets at the multiplex are closing in on $10, and you will never, ever get those two hours or so back of your life. In the case of something as stupendously awful as “Battlefield Earth” the critical brickbats flung at the screen were several times more amusing than the movie itself, not that anyone was really expecting all that much from L. Ron Hubbard’s oeuvre.

A horrendously bad movie resulting from the confluence of a much-respected top director, riveting source materiel, talented actors and a lot of money…. Ah, that is a cinematic pratfall to be relished. It is puzzlement, a train wreck, the stuff of prolonged analysis, of knowledgeable discourse on exactly how this degree of suckage was achieved at such cost, and who is at fault. It appears that Oliver Stone is the unhappy auteur of the moment, with “Alexander the Great”. Even those few good reviews for it are somewhat restrained in their enthusiasm, and the rest of them are poisonously amusing. A friend of mine reported guffaws and snickers in the audience during the death scenes— surely not a good sign for Mr. Stone’s directorial pretensions. It all rather reminds me of Michael Cimino’s mega-flop “Heaven’s Gate”, which got worse and worse with every dollar and edit spent.

So, pass the popcorn and enjoy— and let us know in the comments about this, and other horrendously awful movies you have ever seen. Be vicious… and be amusing.

26. November 2004 · Comments Off on Let The Debate Continue · Categories: General

Thanksgiving was a nice break from the routine, and I found much for which to be thankful. My heart went out to our Marines, soldiers, airmen, sailors, and all the others who had to spend this day away from home and family. All day long, my thoughts and prayers kept going back to those very special people.

Today I went back to Timmer’s post of 11/22, concerning the Constitution and the very difficult situation regarding the Marine who was taped by Kevin Sites last Saturday shooting the insurgent in Fallujah. As of this post, there were 44 comments on that thread, and it proved to be a really interesting subject with a broad variety of opinions.

Time has moved on and this is no longer the breaking front page story, but that doesn’t diminish the importance of the subject. Al Jazeera, of course, has jumped on the story, as has the anti-American UN. The ICRC is also wringing their hands over the possibility of civilian casualties, again accusing the US of war crimes while ignoring the enemy who saws heads off innocent civilians. Something here smells worse than a dead fish under the hood, just a little off kilter! Our fighting forces are in harm’s way in order to free civilians from the brutal regime that had taken root in Fallujah, and from all appearances, they have leaned over backwards to keep civilian casualties at a minimum. Yet, our guys are expected to be the “gentlemen” of this war, not just in Fallujah, but in all of this war. I refer you to the comments by LTCOL Willy Buhl, referenced in Kevin Sites’ letter to the Devil Dogs.

So, where do we go from here in this debate? Is it really about the Constitution and the First Amendment, or is it about OPSEC, or the need to get the enemy before he gets you, or just what? Go back and read Timmer’s post, and read all those comments, and let me know:

What do YOU think?

25. November 2004 · Comments Off on Thankful · Categories: General

Today I’m thankful for:

God.
My Beautiful Wife for loving me no matter what.
Boyo for keeping me young and my eyes open.
Friends of Bill.
My Mom, Sister, Aunts and Uncles for reminding me where I come from.
The folks I work with for being good people even if they are mostly a bunch of bottom-feeding-scum-sucking contractors…and I mean that in the best way.
Every man and woman who now wears or who has ever worn a uniform in service to their country, their state, or their city.
The gang here at The Daily Brief and Digital Warfighter.
(Wayne’s World Dream effect…doodoodoodooderloop)
Butterball.
Karo Syrup.
Poppin Fresh.

Oreo Pie Shells.
Green Bean Casserole.
(POP)
Okay…lost my focus.

To one and all, may you have a bountiful and blessed Thanksgiving Day.

25. November 2004 · Comments Off on Butter Or Margarine? · Categories: General

My post concerning brine-soaked turkey seems to have been lost. But here’s another one appropriate to the season: What is better, butter or margarine? Most comparisons focus on the matter of nutrition – the issue of natural fat vs. trans fat. But I think the leading factor should be one of taste. Let’s face it; would you take a dollop of margarine on your fingertip and eat it plain? How about butter?

And the matter of taste places a major, and often disregarded, vector on the matter of nutrition. I don’t know about you, but for me, as a spread (the way most of us use the majority of our butter or margarine), I will use about half as much butter, for the same application, as I would margarine. Real butter just delivers more satisfaction.

Then it comes down to a matter of value. And frankly, at the price most supermarkets normally charge for real butter (about $4/lb. in this area), the value scale tilts badly against butter. But I just went to Costco, and paid $7.71 for 4 lbs. of Kirkland brand butter. At that price, the scale tilts strongly the other way.

24. November 2004 · Comments Off on Why The Herk? · Categories: General

I have changed my profile to put my name on my blog posts, but wanted to explain how I got “herkybirdman” for the benefit of those who may not understand how I got it.

The last eight years in the AF were spent on C-130’s, known affectionately as “Herky Birds.” This airplane was and is really special to those of us who flew and worked on them, much unlike my previous birds, KC-135’s. I spent nearly eight years on those hogs, and was so disgusted with them I never wanted to see the inside of one again. There’s no comparison, I know the herky is slow, but it’s a really sweet flying machine, and ours at the 302nd AW were in the best shape, for a 30-year old airplane. Thus, my choice of a blogname was meant as a tribute to a fine piece of work.

Joe

23. November 2004 · Comments Off on Great Warks!!! · Categories: General, Military

Since I was fairly well-read (even for an English major) and had attended public schools, and a state university at a time when one could be assured of having indeed received an education thereby, I was not entirely taken back to encounter seriously surreal aspects of the military. Basic training was one long adventure in surreality, even after I divined the general purpose— which was that it was a long series of mind-games intended to weed-out the unfit and maladjusted, while administering a sort of collegial hazing on the rest of us, until we were pronounced fit to become One with the Elect.

On that happy day and long-looked-for day, most of the other girls had already departed by bus to various training bases, but two of us who still waited on school dates, orders and travel vouchers for slightly more exotic courses dragged our duffle bags down to the base shuttle bus stop and crossed the training side of Lackland AFB to the World War II-era barracks that housed the female airmen assigned to Personnel Processing Squadron, or as everyone ordinarily referred to it as “casual”. It was a sort of holding tank for the handful of us who had graduated from Basic and were stuck awaiting further orders, and the much greater number of those who had washed out of Basic for any number of reasons— injury, inability to adjust, incapacity or baying-at-the-moon insane— and were waiting on release from the service.

It was not too bad a place, after the rigorous discipline and supervision of basic— we had base liberty after duty hours, and took our leisure over meals—but the housekeeping in the ancient barracks was overseen by a dyspeptic female TSgt, who was not actually a TI but had the same command of scathing sarcasm. One of the other graduates showed the two of us around the open bay, where two ranks of bunk beds lined up on either side of an open aisle, and put us wise to how things were done;
“Never walk up the center aisle, in your shoes. Socks are OK. Walk up the side aisles, if you can.”
“Why?” I asked reasonably.
“It’ll scuff the polish on the floor! They come around and inspect on Fridays, and everything has to be perfect.”
Indeed, the polish on the center aisle was perfect, the old industrial linoleum gleamed with a dark, adamantine luster, fit to warm the heart of any NCO standing at the open door to the bay, and looking down the length of the building and the ranks of bunks on either side of that unbesmirched expanse. I knew very well how much work it took to buff and polish linoleum to that degree of perfection, it was only sensible to try and preserve it as much as possible, but still…

“And you can’t put trash in that trash can,” said our guide. “Or any of them, really. That’s why they’re turned upside down. The only one you can put trash into, is the one in the washroom.”
“But why have trash cans, if you can’t put trash into them?” I asked.
“You have to have trash cans, “our guide explained patiently. “You just can’t put trash into them. They have to be clean for inspection.”
My very first bit of military surreal. Floors you couldn’t walk on, trash cans that weren’t for trash. If I hadn’t read a lot, I would have really been boggled.

These are some of the books that dealt with the experience of being in the military— the real bits, and the baffling bits, and the tragic and the surreal. Discuss amongst yourselves and add the ones that are your particular favorites:

Herman Wouk— “The Caine Mutiny”
One of the characters described the military (specifically the Navy) as a vast, complicated, sophisticated bit of machinery, designed by geniuses…to be run by idiots.

Richard Hooker—- “M*A*S*H”
When I first read it, I was in college and thought “Funny— but the language and jokes and morals—eeeeuuuuw!” Then I read it again after my first tour and thought “Well, seem normal enough to me.”

George McDonald Fraser— “The General Danced at Dawn”, “McAuslan in the Rough”, “The Sheik and the Dustbin”
Absolutely priceless. I never worked with a real McAuslan, but I heard about a couple of them, second-hand.

Lloyd Little —- “Parthian Shot”
Expert scroungers at work!

(Add your own favorites and suggestions in the comments)

23. November 2004 · Comments Off on Give Me A Break · Categories: General, History

I fell asleep to the monotonous, but engaging drone of Eugen Weber, preaching of the final days of The Holy Roman Empire on PBS’ The Western Tradition. I awoke to the sounds of the same man – but preaching a whole new doctrine.

More later

Update: Argh, how embarrassing. I had a whole argument formulated last night, which I can’t recall this morning. *blush*

It basically followed this line. He proclaims the legitimacy of the European nation-state model because we’ve come to rely upon national governments for “all the services they provide.” But, in his section on the 16th and 17th century, he argues that the European nation-states were formed almost exclusively for the express purpose of more effectively conducting war.

Indeed, a strong argument can be made that the majority of the troubles facing the world today are the aftermath of centuries under the stewardship of war-mongering imperialistic European nations.

I see the day coming, not likely in our lifetimes, but perhaps our children’s, where mankind is, by and large, no longer at war. And people compete with each other in a truly free and global marketplace, not the field of battle. When that day comes, I predict that the great nations of the world, and their governments, will become obsolete, and slowly fade into just another chapter in the annals of human history.

Anyway, that wasn’t bad for something off-the-cuff. 🙂

23. November 2004 · Comments Off on Good Video · Categories: General

Just received this link from a friend who forgot to warn me to grab tissues first.

http://www.reoutfitters.com/WeSupportU/WeSupportU.htm

God Bless our Troops!

UPDATE: The above link no longer works. I found a couple more out there:

22. November 2004 · Comments Off on May you be born into interesting times… · Categories: General

At 0315 (really early in the morning) Conner Louis McFarland was born.
7.3 pounds with a head of dark hair and an expresive face.
His Parents Courtney and T.J. are fine and basking in the joy of one so precious.
He is the future…Marine, Teacher, Artist, Actor, Doctor, or Lawyer.
Whatever life he leads, may it be filled with joy and laughter.

22. November 2004 · Comments Off on Plane Sent to Pick Up Bush #41 Crashes · Categories: General

A private jet that was chartered to fly former President George HW Bush to Ecuador crashed this morning on approach to Houston Hobby Airport, in dense fog. Three crew members on board were killed in the crash. A complete story can be found here.

In a post last month, I wrote concerning the crash of a Beech Baron in Atlanta. The NTSB has released the preliminary accident report, which reads in part:

“….The personal flight operated under 14CFR Part 91. Instrument meterological Conditions existed at the time of the accident and a flight plan was filed. The airplane was substantially damaged and the instrument rated pilot and passenger were fatally injured. The …flight departed DeKalb-Peachtree (PDK) Airport in Chamblee, GA, on Oct. 19, at 1045L.

According to the FAA, the pilot was issued departure information for a south departure to Venice, FL. About 7 miles south of PDK, the pilot reported that he was in trouble. The departure controller immediately issued the pilot radar vectors for an eastbound heading, but the pilot never responded to the radar vector information. Shortly afterward, radio and radar contact was lost. Witnesses in the vicinity of the accident site reported seeing the airplane spinning out of the clouds in a flat attitude. A review of weather data and witness reports reveals that low clouds, fog, heavy rain and thunderstorm activity were in the area at the time of the accident. Examination of the accident site revealed that the airplane wreckage was scattered over an area 40 feet long and 38 feet wide. The airplane wreckage was adjacent to an automotive repair shop with debris from the right wing resting on the roof. Both the airplane and the building sustained fire damage. The airplane rested in the upright position. The cockpit and cabin areas of the airframe were badly fire damaged.”

It appears possible that the pilot lost an engine shortly after takeoff, and with the plane in the clouds, became disoriented and failed to properly correct for the torque being produced by the operating engine. This is deduced from the witness report that the airplane was in a flat spin. Other factors, such as the presence of thunderstorms in the area, most likely contributed to the crash. Any pilot would heartily agree that one does not mess with thunderstorms. The pilot always loses, and the thunderstorm always wins. The entire truth of this accident will probably never be known, but this report should serve as a reminder to all of us who sit in the left seat of an aircraft that things can go wrong, and the whole situation can go to hell in a handbasket real fast. We pilots are behooved to read and learn, and always, as the Boy Scouts tell us, Be Prepared!

Joe Comer

22. November 2004 · Comments Off on The Night The Lights Went ON in Georgia: Part II · Categories: General

When we left our narrative before, I was on my tricycle poised to go out and conquer the world – or at the very least, to go into Lumber City, some seven miles from our old clapboard farm house in Wheeler County. The road in 1944 was a very primitive dirt road, and in fact the truck we had was a Ford Model A pickup. I used to love that old truck, especially the jiggledy-jiggledy sound the motor made. Today, the road is a nice paved road, our old house is long gone, forests have grown up there, but the beginning of the lane to where the house used to be is still visible.

I remember that I left the front yard through the gate, went down the lane and out onto the sandy dirt road, headed in the direction of town. The sand there was deep, and pedaling was hard, but I made it about a quarter mile down the road to a bridge across a little creek. The creek is pretty much dry today, but there is a culvert there, and it is still recognizable as the place where the wooden bridge was. The bridge was one of those very simple types, without side rails, just timbers crosslaid, with runners over them; we had many of those kind of bridges, even as I grew up and started driving myself. But they’re all gone today (sigh) progress……but I digress……I got to the bridge and trundled across it, and when I got to the other side I saw a car coming. Somehow, in my little brain, I knew to get out of the way, so I pulled my tricycle off to the side at the end of the bridge, a little way down the embankment.

I guess I thought the car would go on by, and maybe I’m lucky that it didn’t. As they approached, the driver slammed on brakes, and some neighbors of ours jumped out, grabbed me and my trusty ride, asked me, I believe, something like where did I think I was going, and promptly delivered me back home to my mom. Her hair stood on end, I guess, as they told her where they had found me, and I definitely remember the punishment that followed: She had this hairbrush, you see, and it had a flat back surface. That surface was applied to my little bottom forcefully a number of times, while she alternately yelled and cried. It seems she was frightened out of her gourd! One thing for sure: I never left that yard again without anyone with me. The story of this episode was legendary in my family, as were quite a few of my hare-brained schemes when I was a kid.

Oh, yes. In part one I mentioned a huge rattlesnake. Just days after my adventure, Daddy came to the house, got us in the truck, and took us down to the bridge where I had stopped for the neighbors’ car. There, right where I had pulled off the embankment, lay a dead snake. A really BIG dead snake! It was something over 6 feet long; not the biggest I’ve seen around there – that one was around 8 feet. But big enough that it made a serious impression on all of us. It sends shivers down my spine to think what would have happened had that thing been there when I was off on my little adventure! Rattlesnakes are territorial, too, and that was most likely his back yard. Yikes, it still raises the hair on my neck!

Oh, and the alligator? He probably wasn’t around right then, but a few hundred yards past the bridge was a place in the road that was prone to developing a really big mudhole when it rained much. The mudhole was so big and so deep that people had forged trails through the woods to get around it, and many are the times I remember us going out and around that spot. Naturally, it’s gone today, but I can still point out just where it was. One day sone time after the road trip, Daddy took me with him, took his rifle, and we went down to the mudhole. There, in the road, or in the water over the road, was a big alligator. Daddy went over and climbed a tree with his rifle and shot the gator. This was, mind you, a long time ago, and I don’t believe there were such restrictions on killing them as there are today. I don’t remember how many times he shot it, but it was more than once. I do know that he showed me the gator when we got there, and warned me to stay in the truck. This time I did as I was told!

As I remember, he took me back to the house before he disposed of the alligator, so I don’t know what became of it. I regret never asking him about it; there are so many things I wish he had told me, but he had a stroke in 1987, and never regained his speech. He lived in California the last 20 or so years of his life, and I was able, thanks to an Air Force TDY that took me to NAS Miramar for six weeks, to go and visit with him at his home in Newark, California, just out of San Francisco, over a weekend soon after his stroke. I called him many times after that, where I did the talking and Dad just grunted, but was never able to get back out to see him. Dad passed away in 1997, having survived lung cancer some 20 years before, and having lived for 10 years after suffering the stroke. I loved my Daddy, he was ten feet tall in my eyes. He made his mistakes of course, but he was my Daddy. He and mom were divorced years later, and he went to California then.

There are a lot of stories I remember from that house in the woods of south Georgia, like the time a bird nest fell to the bottom of a chimney, the fireplace being covered for the summer, and the sound the baby birds made was just like a rattlesnake. It scared the bejesus out of everybody, we evacuated the house pretty quick, and Daddy went back in with his gun to kill the “snake”, only to come out a few minutes later grinning sheepishly as he carried out a bird nest full of baby birds!

We had no electricity, but we had running water, if you count the water as running while you hand pump it. The pump was at the edge of the back porch, and they kept a bucket there with a dipper in it to drink out of. Mama cooked on a big old wood stove, and I have never tasted food so good since then! Man alive, those biscuits! We had an outhouse, too. It was out back, past the garden, and I was always scared to go out there. Oh. You’ve heard the tales of using the Sears & Roebuck catalog? True. Yep, absolutely true! Those slick pages don’t work too well. Moving along swiftly, now…..We never knew we were poor; to tell the truth, I don’t believe for a moment that we WERE poor! Life was good, especially for a kid. No electricity? No problem. Didn’t need it. We had kerosene lamps, and Daddy had a battery radio that we listened to Grand Ole Opry on every Saturday night. No need for a refrigerator. All the food was either in the garden or running around on the hoof. We had a smokehouse where meat was smoked for preservation, so nothing was lost there. It’s sad, to me, in a way, that I’m of the last generation to experience life like that in America. It still exists in some parts of the world, but it’s not likely that our children or grandchildren will ever know what that life was like.

The lights did go on in Georgia, around 1950, when we gave up the farm and moved to Lumber City. We were city folks now. Electricity, indoor bathroom, and eventually a phone. We still didn’t have TV, though, not even when I joined the Air Force in 1961. It was somewhere around 1964, the year that Nurse Jen and I got married, that Mama bought a TV for Daddy. Even though we moved to town Daddy didn’t stop farming. He had garden plots all over town, and guess who had to do hoeing, plowing, and harvesting? You got it, me. The kid. Or all us kids, really. Daddy got something when we moved to town that he never had when we lived in the country. A tractor. A garden tractor, that is. I’ll never forget it. A David Bradley walk-behind from Sears!

The house we bought was an old general store with a house attached. I remember that there were old hand pumped gas pumps out front, and there was one of those old insulated rooms where they stored ice that they sold. The gas pumps were removed, and later on, Daddy made a bedroom for him and Mama out of the old ice house. Mama opened a boarding house and later a restaurant. She could have made a killing, but she never charged what the food was worth. She gave most of it away, anyhow. It was just her big heart and generous spirit. No one ever went away hungry, money or not.

So, the lights went on in Georgia, at least in my little world, in 1950, and they DID go off again some years later – when I went out in the country to live for a time with my Aunt Lollie. She was old and needed someone to stay with her and help her with chores…..but that’s another story!

22. November 2004 · Comments Off on Finally! A Login! Slow-w-w Breaking News · Categories: General

All day I have wanted to login so I could get folks looking out for some strange goings-on in DPRK (North Korea.) There are rumors going around that pictures of Kim Jong Il have been removed from their normal place next to Kim Il Sung’s pix. I googled this and it seems to be true. Speculation abounds as to the reason, ranging from death of Kim, to a coup, to simply his request to remove the pictures. Now, this seems strange to us, but it is required that pictures of both Kims be displayed in every room of every home, every office, school, hotel, etc. The literally worship KIS and KJI as gods, calling KIS “Great Leader”, and KJI “Dear Leader.”

Another thing noticed lately is that the TV and Radio ministries (State owned, of course, ) are now just calling KJI, “president,” instead of “dear Leader”.

If you have a chance to watch Discovery Times channel, there are two very worthwhile programs that they air about N.K. One is “Children of the Secret State,” very heart-rending, and the other is “Access to Evil,” which is pretty eye-opening as well.

Ever since I stood at PanMunJom in 1962 and looked out over that mysterious land, I’ve wanted to go there and see for myself just what it is like, and if their current state were to crumble, I might get that chance. Maybe I should get my language texts out, and bone up on my vocabulary, just in case. The most use I get out of Korean lately is an occasional visit to our favorite Korean restaurant where Nurse Jen and I have been going for years, where we get to practice our language skills in conversation with the staff.

Tonight’s “War Stories” is about the Korean War. It wasn’t too long after that when I first went there, and the country was still in pretty much disarray. A whole different story today, though!

We’ll keep an eye on this one.

22. November 2004 · Comments Off on Rites, Practices and Legends: #12 “Uniform Combinations” · Categories: General, Military

It would seem that the US Air Force is set to perform that once-a-decade spasm of instituting (tah-dah!!!!) a NEW UNIFORM! I am so grateful to have been spared this latest manifestation, having been through no less than five of them— from the cute little WAC utility uniform to green utilities to BDUs, and from the little Jackie Kennedy/Chanel suit to the polyester horror. At least the Jackie Kennedy number was real wool….

This time it is a utility uniform, although the expense and hassle this will incur amongst service personnel will be about as great as it would have been if it were service dress/class A’s/whatever. I realize of course that this uniform issue thing is a mystery to the average civilian, but it has a great deal of importance to those in the military life. Uniform regs dictate what you wear, when you wear it, and the many variants and options available. The fact is that some people can go through an entire career and only very occasionally wear certain of the combinations— usually under protest, and after having had to go out and buy everything new because the uniform has been changed since the last time they wore it, and they would be Out of Regs, which is very nearly the military version of the Fate Worse Than Death, unless they run over to the BX/PX uniform sales and buy a set… or two.
(Thank the Deity for DPP, the deferred payment plan, or a sort of take-home lay-away extended to us by the Exchange.)

The Air Force, you see, is pretty well divided up between those career fields and people who wear the utility uniforms day in and day out to do their job— generally those who fix things, or climb around on top of things, or grub around in the dirt chasing after people, moving heavy objects, or blowing stuff up— and those who work in offices or labs, meet the public, and usually don’t have to worry about getting grubby. You are pretty much wearing one set of uniform requirements or the other, and it has advantages; the main one being that you know what you are going to put on in the morning, accessorizing is already done for you, per regulation and all you have to worry about is making sure that it is clean, pressed and polished. You will tend to put your attention towards what you wear most days, and let the other set slide, until you absolutely, positively have to pay attention to it. Many Class-A wearing shops attempt to get attention paid by instituting a BDU day for their troops, but a day for the utility-wearing troops to don their Class-As usually has to wait on things like a formal inspection, a promotion or a visit from a general, since it usually isn’t practical for them to do their jobs in something that has to be dry-cleaned.

The institution of a New Uniform is one of those larger lumps in the happy oatmeal of military life precisely because of the expense incurred, when the cycle of gradual replacement of what you were initially issued in Basic Training is disrupted. Part of basic training includes being kitted out in your initial uniform issue; a generous quantity of sets of utility uniforms, and Class-As, which are like a business suit with extras, plus the extras— shoes, hats, overcoat, boots, ties or tie-tabs, belts, gloves, scarf, a handbag for the women enlistees. Every year thereafter, as long as you are in the service, you receive a clothing allowance, between $100-$150 when I was in, which was supposed to be used to replace items which had worn out, or become unserviceable—stained, torn, spiked or mutilated, or to buy optional uniform items; that is, things which were part of the uniform, but not part of the initial issue. That would be attractive and useful things like the woolly-pully, the thick woolen pullover sweater, or the windbreaker jacket, the nicer trench-coat styled overcoat, the stylish and all-leather Coach-manufactured handbag.

The yearly clothing allowance is pretty much tapped out after three or four items. The authorities who dictate this have only taken the gradual replacement into account, not the expense of replacing two-thirds of your working wardrobe all at one time. This is a serious expense, and cause for most enlisted people to be a little restrained in their enthusiasm for a new uniform. Especially if it has been the cause for a lot of jokes, already. One naturally prefers the devil you know, to the devil unknown, especially if it is the devil that you have already faced every morning upon getting dressed to go to work.

21. November 2004 · Comments Off on A 72 Game Suspension · Categories: General

The NBA has just suspended the Pacers’ Ron Artest for the rest of the seasongreat! I hope the Pacers dock his pay for it too.

This offense was inexcusable. Whatever the fans are yelling or throwing, you don’t go into the stands.

Our other major professional sports, particularly basketball, should really take a lesson from NASCAR. of course, it’s a different situation with auto racing (at least in the US, those F1 guys are another story). Do you think a big corporation like Lowe’s, Kellogg’s, or Procter and Gamble is going to put out millions in sponsorship money if the driver doesn’t have a squeaky-clean image?

21. November 2004 · Comments Off on Some Judy Garland trivia. · Categories: General

As I have this slot to fill up after my double post snafu, and I just watched The Wizard of Oz for about the hundredth time, I just thought I’d through some Judy Garland trivia in here. Our regular readers know I consider her the greatest female singer ever recorded. But did you know that, while she was 17 when Oz was released, she was only 16 when she recorded Over The Rainbow. In fact, MGM had actually put her on contract at 13, in 1935. But they were hesitant to put her in a feature film, for fear that no-one would believe her singing voice wasn’t dubbed! For this they were lambasted by the Hollywood Reporter, which called her “the greatest individual talent in Hollywood.”

21. November 2004 · Comments Off on Alexander The Gay · Categories: General

I can’t believe the lawsuit trying to force Warne Bros. to put a disclaimer in the opening credits of the new movie Alexander, due to references to his sexuality. I thought it was common knowledge to even a casual student of history, such as myself, that Alexander was at least bisexual, if not gay. But for the real lowdown, there’s this from Marc Millner, a grad student in Greek Classical Studies at the University of Washington:

So was he gay? The consensus among scholars is clear: Although Alexander occasionally slept with women, he preferred men.

And the man he preferred most was his boyfriend Hephaestion. They met when they were teens and remained lovers until Hephaestion died nineteen years later. The most respected scholars are not reticent about Alexander’s sexual appetites. For example, earlier this month Peter Green, author of the widely respected Alexander of Macedon: A Historical Biography recently appeared in The History Channel’s documentary on Alexander and was quite blunt about Hephaestion being the love of Alexander’s life. In a recent article for the New Republic, Green went even further quoting an anecdote the ancient philosopher Theophrastus attributes to his teacher Aristotle, who was also Alexander’s tutor: “Both Philip and Olympias [Alexander’s parents] were scared that their adolescent son was showing signs of becoming a gynnis, a ‘femme’ invert, and actually imported a high-class courtesan [hooker] to straighten out his sexual drive.”

And certainly the consensus among the academics who exchange ideas on Pothos.org, the most widely respected and renowned international site for serious Alexander scholars, is that Alexander was in love with Hephaestion and had an affair with the Persian eunuch, Bagoas.

Oddly enough, the most interesting take on Alexander’s sexuality comes from two non-academics–Michael Alvear and his sister Vicky Alvear Shecter. They co-wrote the first historically accurate comic biography on antiquity’s greatest warrior, Alexander the Fabulous: The Man Who Brought the World to Its Knees.

An interesting article, if you care to read the whole thing.

What also amazes me is that this lawsuit is being filed by an actual group of Greek (not Greek-Ameican) lawyers, as we always hear from those in Europe that we are entirely too Victorian about such things.

21. November 2004 · Comments Off on Now For A Bad Movie · Categories: General

I ust rolled out of bed to Goldie Hawn’s lovely blue eyes. Then I saw Chevy Chase, Charles Grodin: Hey this looks promising. I click the info button – “Seems Like Old Times” – REJECT – Off to “Making Marines, Parris Island: Phase Two” on the Discovery Times channel.

21. November 2004 · Comments Off on Seasonale · Categories: General

4 periods a year – is this a good thing? I’m thinking, “don’t fool with Mother Nature.”

20. November 2004 · Comments Off on My Dad, the Korean War Vet · Categories: General

I have a personal blog, which I’ve mentioned before, that I use for a variety of things, primarily thinking out loud, dealing with Mom’s death, etc (next month will be the one year point since she left us). Sometimes I wish I had a wider audience for the stuff I write there, and that’s when it finds its way over here to be cross-posted. I try not to *just* cross-post… I like to be original when I’m writing over here, as well.

I posted something to my personal blog yesterday, because it belongs there, but as I was writing it, I was wishing I was posting it here, because I want to hear from the veterans, and the history-buffs, and my personal blog has a regular readership of 1-3 people, as far as I can tell. LOL I was writing about my dad and his time in Korea, and realized how very little I know about the Korean Conflict (we never got that far in my school history classes. Sometimes we were lucky to get as far as WWII).

My dad, who turned 74 last week, has been having flashbacks to his time as a Marine in Korea. Or so my sister tells me. Thing is, anything my sister says has to be taken with a HUGE grain of salt (or maybe a bushel of salt?). So I called my aunt last night, and she told me that Dad had told her the same thing, but she doesn’t know if it’s true, or if it’s the power of suggestion, because some guy at the AmVets told him he could get more VA money if he was having flashbacks.

Dad has never mentioned flashbacks to anyone before, and has never had them before, so far as any of us know. But he’s never lost a spouse before either, and since she died peacefully in her sleep, he was the one who found her and realized that she would never wake up again.

My sister asked what we could do if Dad really was having flashbacks, and I told her we can pray that God will give him peace. She didn’t like my answer, but there’s really not a lot you CAN do, as I understand it, unless he’s willing to go to a psyhchiatrist, and I don’t see Dad doing that, unless it gets really bad.

Dad never talked about the war when I was growing up. Last year, after the funeral, as he and I were sitting around the kitchen table sharing a beer (well he was drinking beer – I might have been drinking coffee, because I have a self-imposed one beer limit), he talked about Korea.

Dad got over there in time for the push that went clear into… .some city that he can’t remember the name of. Anyway, they got there, but then got pushed all the way back to the beach, or something like that. (Any historians around here that can help me out?)

He fought in the Chosin Reservoir, he says, and didn’t have a bath/shower for several months, from the time he landed to the time he was medevaced out. Yeah, he was injured over there.

He and his buddies were hunkered down in their foxhole, keeping an eye out for any activity in front of them. It was stooopid cold, but they were doing ok, and there was no action to speak of.

Until some idiot parked a tank near their foxhole.

Suddenly they were taking enemy fire from every which-way. The enemy eventually managed to hit the tank and destroy it, and Dad caught some shrapnel in his right wrist.

He stopped a moment, telling me this story, poured himself another beer, and took a long drink before he continued. He caught shrapnel in his wrist, but one of his buddies was hit in the hip. It entered him in one hip, just above the thigh, and exited somewhere above his hip joint on the other side of his body. Dad said his buddy was alive when they left there, but he has no idea whatever happened to him. at this point, I don’t think Dad even remembered his name. I forget what he told me about the 3rd guy that was with them. I thought he said that all 3 of them survived the tank explosion, but they were all wounded.

My aunt told me that Dad told her about seeing his buddy’s head blown off right in front of him, there in the foxhole. I know that’s not what he told me last year, but he might have been trying to spare me, ya know?

Does anyone know about combat flashbacks, and if so, can you shed some light on this for me? Is it common for them to be suppressed until over 50 years later? Should we be worried about him, do you think?

19. November 2004 · Comments Off on Wee Paws for Station Identification: Why Radio DJs Like Long Songs · Categories: General, General Nonsense

There was a noted tendency in modern pop music, for the selections played over the AFRTS airwaves to become gradually longer, as the decades passed. Selections from the 1950ies and early 1960ies generally clocked in at about two minutes, those from the late 1960ies and 1970ies averaged about three minutes. After the mid 1980ies, the top of the pop charts were often clocked at four to six minutes.

Why is this significant? If you were putting together an oldies show, you needed to pull fifteen or sixteen selections to fill out each hour of the show, rather than the twelve or so that would serve for more contemporary programs. Which would actually be 55 minutes, or an hour less the 5 minutes of news at the top of the hour, two or three minutes of spots scattered throughout, and the DJs own patter. Myself, when marooned in the wee hours doing midnight rock and roll—I played the game of seeing how few cuts I could play, without resorting to the champion long-wind “InaGaddah-Davidah” (18 minutes). Given a couple of concert renditions, and the “Frankie Goes to Hollywood” album, I had it down to 4.

Of course, there have always been exceptions to the general time rule, especially from the more adventuresome pop artists, and these exceptionally long cuts were esteemed and valued by working DJs for a very good and particular reason.

Which was, that during the course of a two or three hour live show, you might have to leave the studio, to pull news copy from the teletype… or as is most common— to use the bathroom! This could, at some stations, be rather complicated— I worked once with a woman whose first radio job had been at a station in a trailer around the back of a large, old-fashioned hotel… and the nearest woman’s restroom was in the lobby. She needed a record to run at least six minutes, which was just enough time for her to run out of the trailer, around to the front of the hotel, and into the lobby… and then back again.

With time, DJs develop a sort of internal clock, becoming excellent judges of exactly how much time they have to perform these and other chores, and still be back behind mike, perhaps breathing a little hard, ready to roll the next record. At EBS-Athens, I could put on a similarly-lengthy record during the afternoon show, cue up the next one, and dash across the parking lot to the Post Office to get my mail and collect any packages from the window. One of my supervisors at Misawa, TSgt Don, the Program Director took it even farther, when he was assigned to an AFRTS unit based in Teheran, some decades before the embassy takeover. The AFRTS station operated in a building across the compound from the AAFES cafeteria, and the young TSgt Don would put on the deathless “InaGadda-Davidah”, and gallop out of the studio, across the compound to the cafeteria, go through the service line, and hasten back to the studio with his meal. The morning guy, Dickie the Crazy Marine once spent most of a show in the can, the morning after the Marine Ball at Misawa AB, hung over and throwing up during a couple of hours of long songs, and speaking very little in between them. Emergencies do happen occasionally.

Technically, on-duty DJs are supposed to remain the area of the studio, if not actually in it, during their shift, and monitor what is going out over the air…. But the need for a meal, or to collect a much-anticipated package from the Post Office… or just to answer the call of nature… sometimes it is just too much to ignore. And when you hear something rather longer then usual on your radio station, now you know that there may be a reason for it… other than it’s position in the charts and place on the stations’ play list rotation.

And the title for this post? The first part is the answer to the riddle, “Why is it a prerequisite for broadcasters to have small hands and feet?

19. November 2004 · Comments Off on The Night The Lights Went ON in Georgia: Part I · Categories: General

The year was 1944. War raged over Europe, and Americans were fighting not only that devastating conflict, but also a bloody Island-hopping campaign in the Pacific. It was a struggle to the death, and no one was sure at first that we would win; our way of life, our very civilization, was on the line. And there were no lights, or other modern conveniences in our house, just some 20 miles from where I now sit. But I knew nothing of all this. My world was rather small, as was I. In late 1944, I was still only around 18 months old, and my joys were primarily such things as pulling my puppy around in the bright red little wagon I had received for my birthday. One other happy pursuit was to sit in Mama’s kitchen and lick the spoon that she had used moments before to whip up a cake. Now, Mama made lots of cakes. We were a farming family and everyone worked hard, burning more calories in a day than most people burn in a week today. And everyone but me and Mama would be out in the fields during the day – with the exception of Junior, who, at the age of 16, had gotten Daddy to sign for him to join the Navy. He might could have gotten in without Daddy’s signature, he was a strapping, big farmboy who had muscles hardened by years of hauling around a plow behind a cantankerous old mule named Fred.

On Christmas day of that year, I received a present that was wonderful beyond my wildest dreams. A shiny new red tricycle! Now, for anyone in families like ours, the arrival of a new tricycle was a momentous event. We were, you see, sharecroppers. At least Daddy was. We would usually recieve only one present – that is, if we got ANY! The house we lived in was not ours, but the landlord’s, however we could live there as long as Daddy made crops and provided income for the man who owned our farm land. And Daddy was a good, no, a prodigious farmer. I never, as long as he lived, saw him fail to have a good harvest. Of course, sometimes we thanked God for a great crop, and then again, sometimes it was a battle against nature all the way. But we lived, we got by somehow, and here it was Christmas and I had a shiny new tricycle!

Tricycles are not meant to be stared at, so of course I learned right away how to ride the thing, and soon I had mastered all the secrets of advanced tricycle riding. By late spring of 1945, I was convinced that I was the all-time champ of pulling my little red wagon behind that tricycle, all around the neatly-swept fenced-in yard that encircled our big, old, unpainted house. Junior had been home on leave – they called it “furlough” in those days – and he had left again after only a couple of weeks, back to his mysterious Navy duties. I was outside playing as hard as I knew how, when the idea of the century struck me. I had, among other neat treasures in my pocket, three pennies, and all that money was burning a hole in that pocket. It needed to be spent, and I was just the fellow to do that! I knew then what I HAD to do. I would go to town and buy some candy for all those folks out in the fields! Moving quickly to set off on my journey, I untied the hapless wagon, it would have to stay behind for this trip: town was about 7 miles away, and I wanted to be home before dark.

This is how it came about that I left the safety and security of the yard, to go into the big city of Lumber City, a trip down a dangerous dirt road that would bring me nearly face-to-face with a huge rattlesnake, within only yards of a monstrous mudhole in the road where an old alligator had taken up residence, and thankfully, rescued by shocked neighbors who returned me home to a horrified mother. That part of the story will be continued later, in part 2 of “The Night The Lights Went ON in Georgia.”

18. November 2004 · Comments Off on Where do we get them? · Categories: General, Military

I had a few minutes at work today to peruse the web while loading a new server, and ran across this article. Where do we get them?

I also read a bit by Bill O’Reilly and will make a rare exeption in my rant toward those who never served yet still run their mouths about things they can’t relate to. His Talking Points story is here. My gut instinct is agreement with Mr. O’Reilly given a) the Marine is, well, a Marine and b) he’s not a clerk who had no business being in that room in the first place.

17. November 2004 · Comments Off on Asking for Help…. · Categories: General

Which is not something I do often, or well.

I have a job interview tomorrow. Actually, it’s a SECOND interview (hooray!). It’s a phone interview, as was the first, because the folks I’m talking to are in different states. If tomorrow’s interview goes well (and it should), the next interview will be face-to-face in a nearby suburb, and include a 20-30 minute teaching demonstration (it’s a client trainer position).

So if any of y’all pray, or think good thoughts, or whatever, please do so for me tomorrow. I’ve been unemployed since Lucent laid me off in Jan 2003, and underemployed (part-time/sporadic independent contractor) since last May. Student loans will only take me so far (I’m in grad school), and at this point I’ve no idea how I’m going to pay my Dec rent, because my next paycheck won’t be enough to cover it.

I would really, really, really like to get back into a good full-time position, such as this one seems to be. So I’m asking for prayer support (or whatever you prefer to call it if you don’t like that term) for tomorrow’s interview. Everything I read/hear about this company and position sounds good to me. And they keep telling me that I sound good to them, which is very nice to hear. 🙂

My first interview was with the hiring manager, and he told me I’m an attractive candidate, but he also said that they’re not in a hurry to fill the position, although he *would* like to have it filled by Christmas. I’m asking God to bring me on board there in mid-Dec, so I’ll get a paycheck before my January rent is due.

Thanks ever so much for your prayers and well-wishes (and Sgt Mom, as soon as I land this puppy, I’ll be contacting you for an autographed copy of your book – I’ve not been able to afford it yet) 🙂

(We now return you to your standard blogging fare)

UPDATE:

It went WELL. They’ll be calling me to schedule a face-to-face interview with teaching demo. Will give more updates later – need to run or I’ll be late for school tonight.

Thanks for the prayers and warm wishes. I really appreciate them. 🙂