23. October 2005 · Comments Off on Wish I Could Afford To Live By Myself Just Now. · Categories: General

But don’t we all, at one time or another (particularly if we have children 🙂 )?

But that’s not what this post is about. I’m talking about “urban living” coming to Los Angeles. (Well, actually, in this case, Long Beach.) Actually, these things have been popping up here-and-there for the last few years. But nothing has gained what we might term as “critical mass,” because “Los Angeles” – the sprawling polyglot that it is, has no real “urban center.”

I love this development – mostly because I love the architecture of the ’20s and ’30s. This is classic Greek revival. But this, art deco, craftsman – it’s all good. I would prefer my “loft” be on a hilltop overlooking the coast – about five or ten miles away. But even barren homesites like that within commuting distance of any west coast city are over a million dollars these days.

23. October 2005 · Comments Off on Grey’s Anatomy · Categories: General

May be the best show on network TV.

If you haven’t seen it yet, check it out.

21. October 2005 · Comments Off on Well, I finally Saw Serenity · Categories: General

And I tell ya’ – I am absolutely underwhelmed. Seriously – this was like a really-really good Firefly episode – stretched into a feature film.

21. October 2005 · Comments Off on Milky Way Cake · Categories: Domestic, General

Yes, I have a lot of cookbooks, probably more than any person not actually in the restaurant-chef business perhaps ought to have.

( William teases me unmercifully about this: on a day trip to Fredericksburg, trying to get me inside one of the shops on Main Street full of dubious Texas-themed tschochkes: �Look! They have cookbooks!� �Bite me, sweetie!�)

But the fact is, each one of those cookbooks has at least one or two sterling recipes in it, and the ones I use the most have a dozen or so— those cookbooks are on a special shelf, as the ones I use all the time. I used to make this cake from leftover Halloween candy— and I would make sure to deliberately purchase Milky Way bars, just for this. It�s from Jane and Michael Sterns� �Square Meals� Cookbook.

Milky Way Cake

Melt together in a double-boiler, and allow to cool:

4 2.1 oz Milky Way Bars
8 Tbsp. (one stick) butter

Cream together:

8 Tbsp. butter
2 Cups sugar

Add, one at a time
4 Eggs

Add to the butter and sugar mixture alternately
1 Cup buttermilk
And
2 � Cups flour mixed with
� Tsp baking soda.

Add the melted butter and Milky Way mixture to the batter, along with
2 Tsp. vanilla

Fold in
1 Cup coarsely chopped pecans

Pour into a greased and floured bundt pan, and bake in a pre-heated 350 degree oven for about an hour, or until cake tester comes out clean. Cool for 15 minutes in pan, before turning out onto cake rack. This cake is supposed to be superb with ice cream. When I baked it, it came out a pale chocolate color, like German chocolate cake, but very rich. Pay no attention to the sound of your arteries clogging….

21. October 2005 · Comments Off on Who Hasn’t Ronnie Earle Indicted? · Categories: General, Politics

Well, one of them is former Texas Attorney General Dan Morales, who should be getting near the end of his federal prison term just now.

Of course, Jackass Party hacks like to make big on the fact that he has also gone after prominent Democrats.

And he has also gone after some major corporations.

I’m not so sure Mr. Earle’s targets are chosen on strictly partisan grounds. But politics isn’t distinctly red and blue. With that in mind, it does seem to me as though Mr. Earle’s discretion over whom to prosecute or not is politically tainted

20. October 2005 · Comments Off on DOD Halloween/Overseas · Categories: Domestic, General, Home Front

Dressing up the kidlets in cute costumes and going around to all the neighbors begging for candy and treats was—- I was initially given to understand— a uniquely American custom, not withstanding Grandpa Jim’s tales of pranks in his Irish youth, involving outhouses and livestock in inappropriate places.

I should have guessed that for kids and candy, any excuse would do, and expected the deluge of savvy little scroungers at my first apartment, the first place I lived on my own, with my baby daughter, after moving out of the women’s barracks at Misawa AB, but I didn’t. I was caught flat-footed and unprepared, at my tiny place in the R housing area, just outside the POL gate, when ravenous hordes of Japanese grade-schoolers began knocking at the door after sun-down on October 31st, shrilling “Gomen-nesi, trickertreet!” I emptied the refrigerator of fresh fruit— oranges were very popular in Japan, being expensive imported items, and then I began to cut up a slab of chocolate into two-inch squares, wrapping them in aluminum foil— and when that was gone, I turned out the lights, and took my baby daughter to the sitter, and myself to work the overnight TV shift. I can’t recall why I happened to have a slab of Cadbury’s Fruit & Nut the size of a roofing shingle, but post-natal depression probably had a lot to do with it.

After that point, Halloween, per se, didn’t become an issue for another five years, after we had moved back to the States for a bit, and then I did a tour in Greenland and we went to Greece, and thence to Spain. Blondie started kindergarten at the Zaragoza AB school, and Halloween was a very, very, very big deal there.

It was not just the tricker-treating, which was carried out in the base housing areas, those little chips of American suburbia planted in a far distant land, which knew nothing of begging for candy on All Hallows’ Eve, with small children toddling from door to door, and porch to porch, with a guardian parent lurking just beyond the circle of porchlight, hissing encouragement to say properly “Trick or Treat” and reminders to say “Thank You!”. All the children who lived off of the base, in Zaragoza city proper, or in Garrapinellos, or La Bombarda, or San Lamberto— their parents brought them to the base housing area for tricker-treating. Those of us who lived on the economy were strongly encouraged to buy and donate bags of candy, which would be distributed to base housing occupants. I would dutifully drop off my generous contribution at the Youth Center, and on Halloween, take Blondie on the limited circuit of officer housing— a neat circuit of about thirty houses, just enough for about an hour without feeling greedy. The Base Commander for some of our time there had the set of armor from the AAFES catalogue, which was set out by the front door with a candle in the helmet— this was always a big hit with the kids.

The costume I made for Blondie was also a big hit, for several years running. One of the unsung benefits of living at an overseas base was that one could keep wearing the same evening gown— or Halloween costume for several years in sequence. Well, people were always moving on; the odds were that very few people would remember the same gown or costume by the next year. Blondie wore this one for three years— as long as her feet stayed the same size.

I bought the pattern for this particular costume at the BX, about the time that the movie “The Wizard of Oz”, the original 1939 production was shown as a special matinee in the base theater. I took my daughter and her best friend to see it, both of them overseas military brats who had never, ever, seen it on television. I have heard that the seats in theaters that premiered “The Wizard of Oz” had to be reupholstered afterwards because so many children wet them in fright (or was that “Snow White”?) and I wouldn’t have believed it… but for the reaction of Blondie and her friend, and other children in the theater that Saturday afternoon, to judge from the cries and sobbing. The Witch and the flying monkeys scared the crap out of them all— theatrical cackling, wicked black costume and orange smoke. Such an old movie… but to a new audience, it still had an awesome, terrifying power.

The costume? I dressed Blondie as Dorothy, of course; a white and blue gingham pinafore dress, with her hair braided and tied up in red ribbons; but the crowning touch was the shoes. When I was buying the materials for the dress in the BX, my eyes fell upon a display of craft materials; a sort of glue-glitter in various colors. “Ah-ha!” I thought. I bought a couple of tubes of red, and a container of red shoe dye. I marched my daughter off to the thrift store, where I bought a pair of flat-heeled pumps that fit her. Her feet were the fastest-growing part about her at that stage of life. At the age of 10, her shoe-size was the same as mine. Me on my knees at church of a Sunday: “Please, God, don’t let her feet grow any bigger”. She topped out at size 9 ½, which shoe saleswomen have told me is about average, now that women have stopped being vain and opted for comfort.

I dyed the pumps with the red shoe dye, and then covered them with the red glue-glitter substance… the Ruby Slippers! They looked just like the shoes from the movie, and everyone knew, as soon as they saw them, what my daughter was dressed as.
I think we gave the costume to the daughter of a co-worker, when Blondie outgrew it— I think the ruby shoes went with it, although I can’t be entirely sure… there are so many things that one leaves behind over a career in the military. The Ruby Slippers were looking a bit tatty when last I saw them, but they still looked good.

HaloweenBlondie

“I’ll get you… and your little dog (fat cat) too!!!!”
Blondie, and sort-of appropriate animal props

20. October 2005 · Comments Off on DOD Halloween/Overseas · Categories: Domestic, General, Home Front · Tags: , , , , ,

Dressing up the kidlets in cute costumes and going around to all the neighbors begging for candy and treats was – I was initially given to understand – a uniquely American custom, not withstanding Grandpa Jim’s tales of pranks in his Irish youth, involving outhouses and livestock in inappropriate places.
I should have guessed that for kids and candy, any excuse would do, and expected the deluge of savvy little scroungers at my first apartment, the first place I lived on my own, with my baby daughter, after moving out of the women’s barracks at Misawa AB, but I didn’t. I was caught flat-footed and unprepared, at my tiny place in the R housing area, just outside the POL gate, when ravenous hordes of Japanese grade-schoolers began knocking at the door after sun-down on October 31st, shrilling, “Gomen-nesi, trickertreet!” I emptied the refrigerator of fresh fruit – oranges were very popular in Japan, being expensive imported items, and then I began to cut up a slab of chocolate into two-inch squares, wrapping them in aluminum foil – and when that was gone, I turned out the lights, and took my baby daughter to the sitter, and myself to work the overnight TV shift. I can’t recall why I happened to have a slab of Cadbury’s Fruit & Nut the size of a roofing shingle, but post-natal depression probably had a lot to do with it.
After that point, Halloween, per se, didn’t become an issue for another five years, after we had moved back to the States for a bit, and then I did a tour in Greenland and we went to Greece, and thence to Spain. Blondie started kindergarten at the Zaragoza AB school, and Halloween was a very, very, very big deal there.

It was not just the tricker-treating, which was carried out in the base housing areas, those little chips of American suburbia planted in a far distant land, which knew nothing of begging for candy on All Hallows’ Eve, with small children toddling from door to door, and porch to porch, with a guardian parent lurking just beyond the circle of porchlight, hissing encouragement to say properly “Trick or Treat” and reminders to say “Thank You!” All the children who lived off of the base, in Zaragoza city proper, or in Garrapinellos, or La Bombarda, or San Lamberto – their parents brought them to the base housing area for tricker-treating. Those of us who lived on the economy were strongly encouraged to buy and donate bags of candy, which would be distributed to base housing occupants. I would dutifully drop off my generous contribution at the Youth Center, and on Halloween, take Blondie on the limited circuit of officer housing – a neat circuit of about thirty houses, just enough for about an hour without feeling greedy. The Base Commander for some of our time there had the set of armor from the AAFES catalogue, which was set out by the front door with a candle in the helmet – this was always a big hit with the kids.

The costume I made for Blondie for a number of years there was also a big hit, for several years running. One of the unsung benefits of living at an overseas base was that one could keep wearing the same evening gown – or Halloween costume for several years in sequence. Well, people were always moving on; the odds were that very few people would remember the same gown or costume by the next year. Blondie wore this one for three years – as long as her feet stayed the same size.

I bought the pattern for this particular costume at the BX, about the time that the movie The Wizard of Oz, the original 1939 production was shown as a special matinee in the base theater. I took my daughter and her best friend to see it, both of them overseas military brats who had never, ever, seen it on television. I have heard that the seats in theaters that premiered The Wizard of Oz had to be reupholstered afterwards because so many children wet them in fright (or was that Snow White?) and I wouldn’t have believed it – but for the reaction of Blondie and her friend, and other children in the theater that Saturday afternoon, to judge from the cries and sobbing. The Witch and the flying monkeys scared the crap out of them all – theatrical cackling, wicked black costume and orange smoke. Such an old movie – but to a new audience, it still had an awesome, terrifying power.

The costume? I dressed Blondie as Dorothy, of course; a white and blue gingham pinafore dress, with her hair braided and tied up in red ribbons; but the crowning touch was the shoes. When I was buying the materials for the dress in the BX, my eyes fell upon a display of craft materials; a sort of glue-glitter in various colors. “Ah-ha!” I thought. I bought a couple of tubes of red, and a container of red shoe dye. I marched my daughter off to the thrift store, where I bought a pair of flat-heeled pumps that fit her. Her feet were the fastest-growing part about her at that stage of life. At the age of 10, her shoe-size was the same as mine. Me on my knees at church of a Sunday: “Please, God, don’t let her feet grow any bigger!” She topped out at size 9, which shoe saleswomen have told me is about average, now that women have stopped being vain and opted for comfort.

I dyed the pumps with the red shoe dye, and then covered them with the red glue-glitter substance – the Ruby Slippers! They looked just like the shoes from the movie, and everyone knew, as soon as they saw them, what my daughter was dressed as.
I think we gave the costume to the daughter of a co-worker, when Blondie outgrew it – I think the ruby shoes went with it, although I can’t be entirely sure – there are so many things that one leaves behind over a career in the military. The Ruby Slippers were looking a bit tatty when last I saw them, but they still looked good.

20. October 2005 · Comments Off on On the Road Again… · Categories: Domestic, General

Next week, I’ll be in/near Bentonville, AR (actually, I’ll be in Noel, MO), about 100 miles (more or less) from Tulsa. I fly in there Monday afternoon, and fly out on Thurs evening. It’s such a small town that when I called travel to book my flight/hotel, they couldn’t find Noel, MO in their system.

I’m planning to spend most of Thursday wandering around Eureka Springs, which the internet tells me is a victorian village in the ozarks. I’m taking my camera, and hoping for fall colors.

Then, the weekend of Nov 5, I’m gonna double-dip on re-enactments…there’s a revolutionary war reenactment in Camden, SC, about 4-5 hours away from Atlanta. So I’m gonna run out there Friday night after work, spend the night in a motel (getting me one step closer to Mariott silver status), and spend Saturday at their battle. Then run home Sat night, and on Sunday go to the Battle of Atlanta re-enactment.

Nov 12, my sister is throwing a surprise b-day party for my dad’s 75th (his b-day is 11/16). So I’ll be flying home to Ohio that Friday night, to surprise my dad (gawd, I get almost teary-eyed just thinking about it). I’ll stay with my aunt, and fly back to Atlanta on Sunday.

The next weekend (11/18), I’m heading to San Antonio (going “home” for t-giving). Still haven’t decided if I’m going to drive, or use my Delta voucher to fly there. It’s 1000 miles, so flying makes more sense, but I *do* enjoy the drive. Either way, I’ll be there the week of t-giving (and I hope to buy Sgt Mom a cup of coffee while I’m there).

Then I’m home for a week, before coming back up to NJ to teach for my co-worker who just had surgery.

So far, that’s all that’s scheduled. Oh, and somewhere in there, when I’m in town, I need to plant pansies, and move house-plants inside before the first frost (or figure out a way to protect them if I leave them outside). I wonder if I’m biting off more than I can chew?

Ya know… I don’t think I realized how much I’d be gone, until I put it all down in black and white. At least it’s mostly pleasure trips.

20. October 2005 · Comments Off on Pray For a Warm Winter…. · Categories: Domestic, General

… In South Texas this year. The nice tech from the local company who does maintenance on my central heating and air-conditioning informed me regretfully that my furnace is toast, belly-up, joined the choir invisible, rung down the curtain, and is in fact, an ex-furnace. (And a safety hazard, as well. He shut off the pilot light and closed the gas line, just in case.)

This does not come out of the clear blue, as I’ve been warned every fall for the last five years that it was tottering on its’ last legs— but should be good for one more winter. I replaced the AC when I moved in, since it gets far more of a work-out here in Texas. The furnace was installed by the builder (and was a cheap and inefficient unit anyway) and was due to be replaced sometime… but still, this comes at a very bad time. I can’t afford it, until I get into a permanent well-paying position. (Two days or sixteen hours to go at the vast corporate behemoth, and yes, I am counting the hours!)

Until then, I will be making do with a couple of electric heaters, lots of sweaters, and feather comforters (and the cats, those fur-covered heating pads!). The house is tiny, and well insulated… and as it is still in the high eighties during the day, it is actually kind of hard to visualize actually needing heat inside the house for a while.

17. October 2005 · Comments Off on Titus Pullo, Reporting For Duty · Categories: General

I think many will agree that HBO’s Rome has to be the best (somewhat) fictional show on TV just now.

And I’m sure only regular viewers will get the humor in my headline. 🙂

17. October 2005 · Comments Off on New Provence · Categories: Ain't That America?, Domestic, General, World

I went to the herb fair this last Saturday, under the trees in Aggie Park. It has always been crowded, no matter how early in the day I go; a mass commingling of serious gardeners, herb enthusiasts, vendors of botanical exotica and plants. Large plants in tubs, small plants in 2-inch pots, wrought-iron garden accessories, and increasingly, soaps, teas, books, dried herbs and tiny bottles of expensive essential oils – everything for the dedicated herbivore. The non-plant vendors were mostly inside the park hall, which as a result smelt divinely of lavender. In the last decade or so, certain adventurous enthusiasts have discovered that lavender grows quite well, thank you, on the rocky limestone slopes of the Hill Country.
The Hill Country, that tract of rolling, lightly wooded hills north of San Antonio has always been South Texas’ Lake District, our Berkshires, our Mackinac Island, or Yosemite; a cool, green refuge in the summer, a well-watered orchard oasis in the dusty barrens of the Southwest.. Rivers run through it –  the Guadalupe, the Pedernales – and it is dotted with edibly charming small towns, like Wimberley, Johnson City, Kerrville, Comfort and Fredericksburg. Visitors like my mother often say it reminds them of rural Pennsylvania, a resemblance strengthened by the coincidence that large tracts of the Hill Country (notably around Fredericksburg) were settled in the mid 19th century by German immigrants, who built sturdy, two-story houses out of native limestone blocks, houses adorned with deep windows and generous porches and galleries.

In the spring, in April and May the hillside pastures and highway verges are splashed with great vibrant sweeps of color — red and gold Mexican Hat, pink primroses, and the deep, unearthly indigo of bluebonnets, acre after acre of them. Wildflower meadows are an ongoing enthusiasm in Texas, more notable here than any other Western state I have ever traveled in. Lamentably, they also figure in kitschy art: the perfect Texas landscape painting must be of a long-horn grazing in a field of bluebonnets, and double-points if the artist includes a barn with a roof painted with the Lone Star Flag, and the Alamo façade  silhouetted in the clouds overhead. Alas, Vincent Van Gogh was never able to immortalize the Hill Country in paint, as he did so memorably with Provence. Perhaps he might have not been so dreadfully depressed, what with communing with cows, cowboys and staid German immigrant farmers.

But that may turn out to have not been needed – for I detect that the Hill Country is very gradually and delicately turning into Provence. There always were the artists, and eccentrics, and hobby farmers (one of the eccentrics is currently running for governor, and I just might vote for him out of the sheer weirdness of it all =  god knoweth Kinky Friedman couldn’t possibly be more out-of-sight than Jesse Ventura, and Minnesota is supposed to be so boringly sane, for chrissake!) I make the suggestion in all seriousness: the Hill Country may not superficially look all that much like Provence, but the underlying geographic bones are similar, the climate is (at a squint) similar and the same kind of things Provence is famous for (at least in popular imagination) are emerging from the Hill Country. Got that – and some very good wine at that, for all that ‘Texas Wine’ probably elicits the same sort of humorous reflex that ‘Australian Wine’ did, once upon a time. (No, Texas wine is quite drinkable, and does not have a bouquet like an aborigines’ armpit. Seriously –  the local high-end groceries all have a section for the local stuff.) Goat cheese  –  we got it. All those local hobby farmers, trying to find a useful outlet for what started as a herd of pets. Olive oil? Got that, too. (Although this place is still thinking Tuscany – ) A local farmer, with a booth at the herb market had small saplings in 2-inch pots I may yet get an olive tree to grow, in my front yard garden, devoted to my memories of Greece. It will take a bit, a couple of hundred years or so, but I and my descendants will have nicely gnarled, bearing olive tree. In a decade or two, there will be a Hill Country olive oil industry –  it may be boutique –  but it will be there. Lavender and perfume? Got it.(I love St. Fiacre, from this place   – it’s in my perfume wardrobe, right next to the Chanel Number 5.)
And if you don’t care for wine, and all that,  there is this brewery. Enjoy! the desserts are splendid, but very rich; best split them between two diners, or get them to take away.
Now, if we could only get Red McCombs, and a couple of other local millionaires to build some fortified villages and artistically ruinous castles on some strategic hilltops – the Hill Country might have a chance at being ‘The New Provence.’

17. October 2005 · Comments Off on An Interesting Juxtaposition · Categories: General, Politics

When I am home at these hours, I typically watch FNC’s Special Report with Brit Hume, followed immediately by MSNBC’s Hardball with Chris Matthews. And the difference in predisposition is almost comical. This is most striking relative to the Wilson/Plame affair. At Fox, they are all asking each other “where’s the crime?” And at MSNBC, they are assuming a crime has been committed, and wondering about the repercussions.

16. October 2005 · Comments Off on Oh, This Should Be Interesting… · Categories: General

…Upcoming on one of my local PBS stations: Examining The Religious Far Right:

Most Americans outside the Bible Belt have little idea of the beliefs held by millions of fundamentalist churchgoers. There is an almost total lack of awareness of the rise of Dominionism and Christian Reconstructionism, forms of theology that advocate a biblical vision of God’s kingdom on earth. Some fundamentalists also foresee events such as the Rapture, the Times of Tribulation, Armageddon, and the Second Coming of Christ as we enter the End Days. Examining the Religious Far Right was videotaped at a conference that gave rigorous attention to the worldview of the religious right, its influence in contemporary political culture and its agenda for America. The 2004 election told us that socially conscious citizens need to be aware of the ambitions of this influential religious movement. What do fundamentalist theologies advocate regarding theocracy, abortion and homosexuality? What is the nature of the world order under God’s law that they anticipate? How do many fundamentalists interpret the role of Israel? How does this affect U.S. policy? Why are so many fundamentalists opposed to environmentalism and the UN? Why are millions in America drawn to this form of belief, and how can we come to understand them? Executive producer Al Perlmutter brings this important conference coverage as America grapples with the growing influence of fundamentalist religion and its political goals. Conference Participants: Karen Armstrong, Chip Berlet, Joan Bokaer, Frederick Clarkson, Dr. Robert Edgar, Joseph C. Hough, Jr., Skipp Porteous, Jeffrey Sharlet, Charles Strozier, John Sugg, Hugh Urban, Katherine Yurica.

Of course, considering the point of view which one might expect, I’m going into this with an open mind, but a jaundiced eye.

Update: I’m going to have to watch this again, as I am missing large pieces of it due to the thunderstorm overhead. But I can tell you right now – this is a MUST SEE. Not because it is so profound or informative, but because it is such divine high comedy. It should be titled: The Far Left Looks at the Far Right.

Update 2: It’s about bed time for me. So comprehensive blogging on this wll have to wait until tomorrow. But I have to say this: you should see this show. Just to understand the predisposition of some of the minor league power players in this game.

16. October 2005 · Comments Off on Response To A Disgruntled Reader · Categories: General, Site News, Technology

This is a response to Reader Scott’s comment to this post

Well Scott – it’s nice to see we still have you as a reader. But, if indeed you have been a reader for over two years, as you say, you must surely understand and appreciate the fact that, on this blog, we don’t mince words. If you act as a fool, you will be called a fool.

And all our readers should know that, were I referring specifically to you, Scott, I would have called you by name. But I used the generalization “some idiot” because your comment was typical of many readers (as well as callers, LttE writers, “People on the Street”, etc., to this or any other media) who seem to have a firmly established opinion, despite any evidence of knowledge, or rational evaluation, of the subject upon which they are commenting.

In the automotive field, I recall some idiot commenting on this post (Sorry, comment threads were deleted from the old MT blog.), who claimed his overboosted Supra Turbo was “better” than a Bentley Continental GT. Well, while I wouldn’t call myself an expert, particularly relative to the luminaries I have been in the presence of, I have had vast experience with tuner cars. And I can say, without reservation, that, while that idiotic reader’s Supra might have been “better” than a Bentley Continental GT in some very limited context, there is no way – NO WAY – that it would be an appropriate Bond Car – particularly to the Bond book reader, who knows that Bond’s car is not simply a pursuit and escape vehicle, but also a meditation chamber.

Anyway, Scott: First let me say that everyone is entitled to their opinion on styling. Personally, while I consider the Chrysler 300 to be visually interesting, and hardly offensive, and the Magnum a pretty great job at doing a station wagon (while not as great as the original Ford Taurus), I look at the Charger and say, “gawd, this piece came from the same people who gave us the Mercedes CLS?” So, perhaps we are in agreement there.

But now, when you talk about engineering, it’s a ‘ol difrn’t mata’. Your “fifty year-old” technology citation is, on its face, completely without merit. First, I have examples of crossflow cylinder head designs dating back to the ‘teens. And DOHC 4VPC designs were being done by Offenhauser, Duesenberg, and others, in the late ‘twenties. Bringing this to present-day, the most easily accessible crosspoint is in comparison of the Nissan Titan and the Dodge Ram 1500 Hemi (and, if you want to throw in the Ford F-150 – 5.4 Triton, with it’s SOHC 3VPC format, feel free). Obviously, upon comparison of the “technical specifications”, the Nissan’s motor is by far the most sophisticated. But, “when the rubber meets the road”, the comparison is far more muddled. In fact, at another, more obscure, crosspoint – The Jeep Grand Cherokee Hemi can lay the Porsche Cayenne to waste.

But, when you talk about It’s a Hemi, you are not talking about technology, you are talking about icons, And I can assure you – my mother had a ’56 Imperial Crown, and I had a ’67 GTX – Hemi is a powerful icon in American car (and popular) culture. And I can also assure you that, in today’s dismal family sedan market (from which America’s PDs prefer to draw their petrol/pursuit vehicles), the Chrysler LX platform (300, Magnum, Charger) stands a good chance of achieving iconic status itself.

16. October 2005 · Comments Off on Hey, Timmer! · Categories: General

They have a “Which Serenity Character are you?” quiz

I came out 63% The Operative, 63% Simon Tam, so it decided I was the Operative. Aack! That’s not me!

Then again, I’m not certain I want to be considered like Simon Tam, either…

The rest of my tally:

You scored as The Operative. You are dedicated to your job and very good at what you do. You’ve done some very bad things, but they had to be done. You don’t expect to go to heaven, but that is a sacrifice you’ve made for a better future for all.

The Operative

63%

Simon Tam

63%

Hoban 'Wash' Washburne

56%

Kaylee Frye

50%

Zoe Alleyne Washburne

44%

Shepherd Derrial Book

44%

River Tam

31%

Inara Serra

25%

Capt. Mal Reynolds

25%

Jayne Cobb

6%

Which Serenity character are you?
created with QuizFarm.com

15. October 2005 · Comments Off on WHOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! · Categories: A Href, General

One of my favorite milbloggers has returned to the keyboard. Click the link and read the return of the inimitable Sgt Hook. I wept when he chose to close down his old blog, so I’m very excited to see him return.

Go give him a nice welcome home, folks. 🙂

h/t: Citizen Smash

14. October 2005 · Comments Off on Just Call Me Zippy · Categories: General, The Funny

It seems that, in contrast to my rather massive body, I’ve got a relatively small head. (This goes to the fact that cranial size has no direct relationship to intelligence. 🙂 )

I’ve come to this realization by way of my sleep apnea condition. Since I was issued my CPAP machine, about 2 years ago, every headset I’ve had has used the smallest nose-cups or nostril-cushions. Now, the new headset I’ve been issued (a Respironics ComfortLite), while being a “medium”, rides all the way over my browline, with gaps everywhere, even though adjusted to almost the smallest settings.

Eek!! I’m a pin-head!!! 🙂

14. October 2005 · Comments Off on Oh – Yes, Yes, Yes, Yes! · Categories: General, Technology

I have argued this point since well before I went online (Jan 2000). It is wonderful to finally see it get some legal recognition:

Spyware can constitute illegal trespass on home computers

A federal trial court in Chicago has ruled recently that the ancient legal doctrine of trespass to chattels (meaning trespass to personal property) applies to the interference caused to home computers by spyware. Information technology has advanced at warp speed with the law struggling to keep up, and this is an example of a court needing to use historical legal theories to grapple with new and previously unforeseen contexts in Cyberspace.

Read the whole thing. (must read)

But the article doesn’t bring up the doctrine of limited license – which is important if one is downloading a game with embedded spyware. I don’t know if it came up in the case or not.

Hat Tip: InstaPundit

14. October 2005 · Comments Off on Mom’s Profile is Up at Pajamas Media · Categories: General

About half-way down the page.

Wow…Goldstein looks a lot like Gary Oldman.

13. October 2005 · Comments Off on The Unfortunate Incident in the Base Housing Area · Categories: Domestic, General, Home Front, Military

As it so happens with so many unfortunate incidents, it came out without much warning, and piece by piece, the first harbinger being in the form of an emergency spot announcement brought around from the front office by our admin NCO. The radio and television station at Zaragoza AB was situated in two (later three) ancient Quonset huts. The radio and engineering sections occupied the largest, which was two of them run together at some long-ago date. (We were never able to get permission to run all three buildings together with an extension— the cost of building such would be more than the real estate value of the three buildings being combined, and so, of course, it couldn’t be done. My heartfelt plea to build extensions to the existing buildings which would take them within six inches or so of the other structures… and let us fill in the gap with a self-help project was routinely and cruelly rejected. Base Civil Engineering can be so f**king heartless, you can’t believe.)

Sgt. Herrera found the radio staff in the record library: a small, windowless room almost entirely filled with tall shelves roughed out of plywood, and filled with 12’inch record discs in heavy white or manila shucks. A GSA metal utility office desk, and a couple of library card-file cabinets filled up the rest of the available space, which was adorned with outrageous and improbable news stories clipped from the finest and most unreliable tabloids, Far Side cartoons, and current hit charts from Billboard and Radio & Record. The morning guy was putting away the records that he had pulled for his show, the news guy was using the typewriter, and I was supervising it all, and prepping my playlist for the midday show.

“The SPs want this on the air right away, “He handed the slip of paper to me. “The dogs are real dangerous.”
I looked at the announcement: a couple of stray dogs had been reported in the base housing are and everyone was asked to call the Security Police desk if they were spotted. Under no circumstances was anyone to try and corner the dogs. Hmm, I thought. This was curious. There was supposed to be a pack of feral stray dogs on base— they were rumored to have occasionally menaced the lonely jogger on the more remote reaches of the base— but venturing into the housing area?
“What did they do?” I asked, idly.
“They killed a dog in the housing area.”

Ohhh… well, that was nasty and unfortunate. I assured Sgt. Herrera that we would have it on air at the top of the hour, typed up the spot announcement into the proper format, and finished, just as the buzzer alert went off, in the corner, over the desk. Half-past, time to run into the studio for the changeover. In ancient radio days, the programs were recorded on 12-inch disks, 27 minutes of program on each side… meant that at about 32 minutes past the hour, the on-duty board op had to make a dash into the studio and catch the out-cue, and start the second record player, in order to ensure an uninterrupted flow of “Charlie Tuna” or “Roland Bynum” or “Gene Price” or whatever.
When I came back to the library, TSgt. Scott, the program director, was there.
“You got it? The announcement about the dogs?”
“Yeah, I’ll hit it, at the top of the hour, over the fill music. So, what’s the story?”
TSgt. Scott coughed, slightly.

“They mauled and killed a dog in the housing area.” For some reason, TSgt. Scott was trying to hold a somber face.” A pet… an old, half-blind toy poodle… let out onto the terrace to take a leak… the two stray dogs crashed through the hedge, and just ripped it up, and ran off.”
“OK,” Obviously there was something more going on here. “OK, that’s awful… but what’s the story.”
“It was Colonel G—–‘s poodle.”
All four of us thought about that for a couple of moments.
“Oh, dear, “I said, and then… overtaken by the sick humor and canine misfortune of it, all four of us began snickering, guiltily. Colonel G—– was the Wing Commander on Zaragoza. He was a kindly gentleman of Finnish extraction, who came by once a week to record his comments responding to various local concerns relayed to the Public Affairs office— one of our junior troops had the truly outstanding ghost-writers’ gift of writing Colonel G—–s’ remarks for him in words and phrasing that sounded perfectly naturally, coming from him. He had immigrated to America in the late 40ies, after a childhood that was so impoverished it had him and his sister sharing a single pair of shoes and going to school on alternate days. He usually came by the radio station in a flight-suit to record his remarks, on his way to rack up his required flight-time hours, and always gave me the impression of a schoolboy bidden to do one last chore before being loosed to freedom and play. I often wondered how his staff got any useful work out of him at all; I assumed they probably shackled his ankles to his desk, or something. Colonel G —– always seemed so cheerful, blasting out of the radio station, having done that one little Public Affairs chore for the week, heading out to the flight-line for a couple of hours of fun and freedom.

The Wing Commander and the Air Base Group Commander lived in the two largest houses on base— both with generous driveways, and porches and terraces. Oh, what fatal mischance had led a pair of stray dogs to brutally slaughter the cherished pet of the one person on post who could immediately bring all base responses into play! Of course, if someone elses’ pet had been killed, right at their own house, we very well knew that the base forces of law, order, and protection would have been called into play… just on a bit slower schedule. TSgt Scott listened to the morning guy give his verbal impression of what the two stray dogs must be thinking, and the news guy a mock-monologue of Colonel G—– at the controls of an F-16, patrolling the skies over Zaragoza, looking for a pair of stray dogs with merciless intent, and me saying.
“Oh, dear, that was a very bad choice, wasn’t it? And it’s sick and warped to be making fun of it… but, oh, it is kind of funny, isn’t it?”
“Yes, it is, “Said Sgt. Scott, “But have your mad moment here. Not a $#@!! word of this on air. Just read the announcement.”
“Of course,” I said. All of us had pets, some of us lived on base, and it was awful indeed. But still: Colonel. Poodle. Feral Dogs. Sometimes, the sick jokes just write themselves. As much as we wish they wouldn’t!

13. October 2005 · Comments Off on Coming Soon To A Police Department Near You: Dodges · Categories: General

With the exception of the now extinct Camaro, GM and DaimlerChrysler have had nothing to sell as police pursuit cars but V-6 powered FWD stuff for the past decade. This has given Ford’s hapless Crown Victoria a virtual lock on the market. Now, with a big RWD car, and its available Hemi motor, Chrysler Group is back in the game. Craig Petersen has an excellent write-up here.


Charger Police Cruiser

12. October 2005 · Comments Off on Even MORE Ungentlemanly Gloating · Categories: General

Eat THAT you left coast apologizer.

12. October 2005 · Comments Off on WTF Is This? · Categories: General

I’m currently watching so Discovery Science Channel dreck “Ultimate Autos” show. And they have listed their “top 5” road rally cars:

5. Ford RS 200
4. Mitsubishi Lancer Evo
3. Subaru Impreza WRX
2. Lancia Stratos
1. Audi Quattro

WHAT! What about the Renault Alpine, and the Porsche 959?

Oh, now these idiots are saying the WWII Jeep was a Willys design. Any GI or Car Guy worth his salt knows it was Bantam. Ford and Willys got the production contracts because Bantam couldn’t handle the volume.

Oh, and now they are talking about ultimate road racers. #5 is the Cobra Daytona Coupe – and it’s all about Carroll Shelby. Not one mention of Peter Brock – the man who really created the car. The fucking bastards!

And here they are talking about #1 road racer – the Porsche 917, and strictly talking about LeMans. No, the 917 endurance racers didn’t exactly dominate the Ferrari 512s. It was in CanAm that they really kicked ass – to the point that they killed the series.

Oh, and #2 was the Ford GT40. No argument, except all they showed was the Mk. II. The Mk. IV was the GT40s’ best execution.

#4 slips my mind, but #3 was the pre-war V-16 AutoUnion. But, if you are going to go there, the ultimate road racer has to be the 1968 Lotus 56 AWD Turbine.

11. October 2005 · Comments Off on Shaving Rites And Rituals · Categories: General

This from Ralph Kinny Bennett at TCS:

Advances in shaving since the 1970s, when the first twin-blade razor was introduced, have been profound to say the least. Think about it. You have to really work to cut yourself with a modern shaving blade “system.” They put to shame even the relative safety of the “safety razor” of 50 years ago, which still employed single razor blades.

For more than three decades, two and then three-blade razor cartridges reigned supreme in the shaving world. Then, in 2003, Schick introduced the four-blade Quattro razor, a huge success that increased the company’s share of the replacement blade cartridge market from 10 percent to 16 percent.

Schick’s gain came at the expense of the Gillette Co., the unchallenged Goliath of the shaving business, whose market share for replacements dropped from 86 to 81 percent during the same period.

These figures have to be taken with a grain of salt because they do not include sales from Wal-Mart or from discount “club” stores. But the Quattro apparently sobered Gillette enough to at least speed up its next entry in the shaving wars — a five-blade razor cartridge.

The new razor, called Fusion, will be introduced in 2006 with a big price jump. The individual razor cartridges will cost a whopping $3 each. But history shows that men around the world will gratefully spend tens of billions of dollars to chase new shaving technology, even if it gains them the merest marginal improvement in shaving comfort.

And Gillette’s multi-billion dollar bet that the worldwide pursuit of a better shave will continue, and damn the cost, is being made on what the company sees as good odds. Here’s why:

Gillette’s Mach3 blade system, introduced back in 1998 at a steep price premium, weaned millions of men away from cheaper models, including Gillette’s, to become the best-selling razor of all time. The company estimates that 100 million men (yours truly included) now pay that price premium to shave daily with the Mach3.

Despite Mach3’s hold on the shaving market, Gillette expects the more expensive Fusion to be generating at least a billion dollars in annual sales by 2008. To understand why all this makes sense you have to go beyond mere market economics and get into the whole thing about shaving.

It is one of man’s most important little luxuries.

[…]

The articulated razors, beginning with Gillette’s Sensor (13 moving parts, 22 new patents), took the personal skill of shaving (wrist action, blade angle etc.) and incorporated it as much as possible into the technology of the shaver itself. In a remarkable way, the Sensor and its successors, including some of Gillette’s imitators, are able to “read” facial contours and the character of the skin itself as our hands guide them across cheek and chin.

Hat Tip to Glenn Reynolds, who links to his previous writings on the subject. And you might check my post here, where I debunk the multi-blade myth.

Update: The Onion predicted this five-blade thing February of last year.

Update 2: Oh, here’s something interesting from over two years ago:

Gillette’s response is guarded. “We’ve tested multiple blades and razor elements for decades,” [Eric] Kraus says. “The simple addition of another blade does not itself improve a shave.”

But what if the four-blade works? “We’ve tested razors with any number of blades,” he says, ignoring the five-bladed machete hanging overhead.

Update 3: Over at IronSoap Paul Hamilton is blogging on Shick’s response:


Shick Dectuple

Update 5: Our own Timmer reminds us of SNL’s Triple-Trac Razor skit, which I believe was from episode 1. And we surely can’t forget the Al Jaffee The Space Age Razor Race from MAD (July 1979):

Microwave Razor Trac LXXVI Razor

11. October 2005 · Comments Off on Christmas Stockings · Categories: Domestic, General

Well, that is my project for the next few weeks or so— Christmas stockings for all of us, Mom and Dad and JP and I, plus Pip and Sander, and all our in-laws, significant others and offspring. I am doing my best at replicating the knitted stockings that Granny Jessie made for us, about the time that JP was born— Dad had come back from Korea, and he and Mom and JP and I were well embarked on that mid-20th century, baby-boomer suburban American family life, complete down to the station wagon and little white house with a swing-set in the back yard. Mine and JP’s, and Mom’s and Dad’s were all alike, from the same pattern and done all at once. Those she did first were red, with white toes and heels, and tops, with our names worked into the tops in red letters, and loops with little pom-poms, out of heavy-weight cotton yarn, and a green-felt Christmas tree sewn with multi-colored sequins carefully stitched into the mid-shin part of the stocking.

Five years later, she unshipped the knitting needles and the seasonal patterns and did a stocking for Pip, in green acrylic, with Santa knitted into the shin portion— Santa had a white wooly mohair beard— but by the time Sander made his entrĂŠe, Granny Jessie seemed to have lost all interest in knitting (although for the infant Cpl. Blondie, she did blow the dust off the needles and shoo the moths out of the yarn hanks long enough to knit a salmon-pink matinee-jacket). Sander made do with a commercially procured stocking— it was, I think, a freebie from an upscale gourmet-food provider like Harry & David, and when we put out the Christmas things every year, I always felt regretful that my dear baby brother did not have a proper knitted Christmas stocking with his name knitted into the top, as the rest of us did.

I couldn’t knit for shit, myself. This was proved abundantly when I was a Brownie Scout, and it was decreed that we should all knit a little six-inch square. Each of our six-inch-square output would be crocheted together into a baby blanket for some unfortunate… and truly the unfortunate that depended on our output, for mine emerged painfully and looked like nothing so much like a well-used string washrag… no, I realized that knitting was not my skill, and from the alacrity with which both my grandmothers gave it up, I suspect it was not their skill… or their interest, either. It was just something that was dunned into them as something they were expected to do… and which they did, rather grudgingly, for as long as it was expected and not a moment longer. I myself bought a knitted Christmas stocking for Blondie, at one of those country craft stores in Layton, Utah, early in the 1990ies— red and white stripes with a black cat knitted into it. I took some red crewel-embroidery yarn left over from another project, and wove her name in chain-stitch into to the top of it, and there was her Christmas stocking, but hers and all the others burned up, in the Valley Center fire that took Mom and Dad’s house, two years ago this month.

Oddly enough, it was the Christmas things which Blondie and I first agreed that we felt the loss of, most grievously. We always tried to be home at Mom and Dad’s at Christmas— that eclectic assortment; the antique Santa-shaped light-bulbs, the ornaments that JP and I had made in grade school, the things I had set from Europe— all of those were dear, and familiar. The stockings, and an assortment of not terribly valuable Christmas ornaments, all packed into a couple of battered cardboard boxes, stowed in the rafters of the garage— the garage, of course, was the first to go. Mom went through the house, calmly and rationally picking out the things that could be easily transported, and which were not replaceable, and packed them into her car, along with the dogs and cats. The firemen later grabbed an assortment of framed photographs and bundled them into a scorched and grubby bed-sheet, but who would have thought about the Christmas things?

Mom missed some things that I think of with a pang— her wedding dress, the family christening dress, the huge box of newly-sorted and identified snapshots and pictures, the fragile little Victorian flower-holder, trimmed with tiny china apples— but only things. Dearly familiar, much-loved things, reminiscent of our past, the ancestors that have gone before us, but at the end of all things…. Merely and only things. We replace what we can, and build again; the new house is all but finished, nearly two years after the fire. I am cutting out holiday shapes from scraps of green, white and red felt, and running miles of zig-zag stitching through my sewing machine. For Mom and Dad, Pip and her husband, JP and his wife; it’s easy enough to rebuild, when the family is safe and whole, and resilient. We got way very lightly, as disasters go; there is nothing like worse happening in other places to keep you from feeling sorry for yourself.

(I am slightly tempted to ornament the stockings for William and my brother-in-law with a motif of two small round Christmas ornaments, on either side of an oval one… William and my father would be no end amused, but I hate to take a chance on my brother-in-laws’ sense of humor being a ribald one.)

09. October 2005 · Comments Off on Question for the geeks · Categories: General

Actually, a few questions…

First, the digital music ones:
1) I know that Timmer has, and loves, his IPOD. I’m pondering taking that jump myself, since my car stereo doesn’t read MP3 cd’s, and I don’t want to replace my in-dash 6-disc changer with my single-disc in-dash MP3 player. I know that if I got an IPOD, I could also get a car adapter (FM transmitter, since I have no cassette deck for a cassette adapter (and when will they come up with some other type of adapter, I wonder?). Do I need to? (get an IPOD, that is). All I’m interested in is digitizing and having easy access to my music collection. I’m not interested in downloading music, at this point.

If I get one, I would get one with a huge hard-drive, and try to store my entire music collection on it, as well as some of my photos. But do I really need to, or am I just having gadget-lust? I know, y’all can’t read my mind to answer that last question. Let’s try these questions, instead.

What are the benefits of getting an IPOD? If you don’t like IPOD, what do you recommend in its place? What are the reasons to NOT get an IPOD?

2) In addition to my CD collection, I still have a fair amount of those little plastic cases with thin mylar strips wrapped on 2 wheels – I think they were called cassette tapes? 😀 How can I digitize those, and also my vinyl collection. I’m looking for least amount of fuss – I’m not a huge audiophile, so perfection isn’t necessary for me, although I must admit it would be nice to clean up the scratches, etc. Related question: Is there an easy way to copy my audio-cassettes or vinyl to a CD?

Now, the visual ones:

1) I recently purchased (and look forward to using) a scanner that will scan slides, 35mm negatives, and (if I purchase an adapter) APS negatives. One of my winter projects is to digitize my 10-years of 35mm photography. It wasn’t until after I bought it that I realized it will NOT support the negatives from the first 30 years of my life — remember the old Kodak Instamatics and 110s? And the Brownie? I had the first 2, Mom had the Brownie. I inherited all the family photos when Mom died, which includes the negatives. Am I going to be stuck scanning those photos, or is there a scanner out there somewhere that will support those negative sizes?

Thanks in advance for your thoughts on this topic. Please include links, where applicable.

08. October 2005 · Comments Off on Something Good… · Categories: General

…From WE’s Three Men, and a Chick Flick – If your girlfriend is talking (objectively) to you about sex – NOT a turn-on. If she is talking to one of her girlfriends about it – TOTAL turn-on.