14. October 2005 · Comments Off on Just Call Me Zippy · Categories: General, The Funny

It seems that, in contrast to my rather massive body, I’ve got a relatively small head. (This goes to the fact that cranial size has no direct relationship to intelligence. 🙂 )

I’ve come to this realization by way of my sleep apnea condition. Since I was issued my CPAP machine, about 2 years ago, every headset I’ve had has used the smallest nose-cups or nostril-cushions. Now, the new headset I’ve been issued (a Respironics ComfortLite), while being a “medium”, rides all the way over my browline, with gaps everywhere, even though adjusted to almost the smallest settings.

Eek!! I’m a pin-head!!! 🙂

14. October 2005 · Comments Off on Oh – Yes, Yes, Yes, Yes! · Categories: General, Technology

I have argued this point since well before I went online (Jan 2000). It is wonderful to finally see it get some legal recognition:

Spyware can constitute illegal trespass on home computers

A federal trial court in Chicago has ruled recently that the ancient legal doctrine of trespass to chattels (meaning trespass to personal property) applies to the interference caused to home computers by spyware. Information technology has advanced at warp speed with the law struggling to keep up, and this is an example of a court needing to use historical legal theories to grapple with new and previously unforeseen contexts in Cyberspace.

Read the whole thing. (must read)

But the article doesn’t bring up the doctrine of limited license – which is important if one is downloading a game with embedded spyware. I don’t know if it came up in the case or not.

Hat Tip: InstaPundit

14. October 2005 · Comments Off on The Palestinian Civil War · Categories: GWOT, World

This from Ha’aretz, via OpinionJournal’s Best of the Web:

In the report, the Palestinian Authority’s Interior Ministry cited 219 deaths as a result of inner-Palestinian violence compared to 218 deaths at the hands of Israeli security forces over the course of the first nine months of this year. The statistics reflect the relative calm in the territories vis-a-vis Israel as well as the increasing anarchy in PA-controlled areas.

As I have previously stated, I believe the Sharon administration expected this prior to their turn-over of Gaza. This is strong evidence of Palestinian incapacity for self-government.

But, beyond that, like al-Qeada, and the general Islamic Fundamentalist movement itself, this is an indicator of Islamic society’s internal collapse. It is important that we in the First World frame our philosophical thinking, vis-a-vis the GWOT, to this reference, moreso than simply a lashing-out against us.

But, more specifically, we in the United States must keep this in mind, as we endeavor to gently guide Iraq towards the establishment of a liberal democracy.

13. October 2005 · Comments Off on Coming Soon To A Police Department Near You: Dodges · Categories: General

With the exception of the now extinct Camaro, GM and DaimlerChrysler have had nothing to sell as police pursuit cars but V-6 powered FWD stuff for the past decade. This has given Ford’s hapless Crown Victoria a virtual lock on the market. Now, with a big RWD car, and its available Hemi motor, Chrysler Group is back in the game. Craig Petersen has an excellent write-up here.


Charger Police Cruiser

12. October 2005 · Comments Off on WTF Is This? · Categories: General

I’m currently watching so Discovery Science Channel dreck “Ultimate Autos” show. And they have listed their “top 5” road rally cars:

5. Ford RS 200
4. Mitsubishi Lancer Evo
3. Subaru Impreza WRX
2. Lancia Stratos
1. Audi Quattro

WHAT! What about the Renault Alpine, and the Porsche 959?

Oh, now these idiots are saying the WWII Jeep was a Willys design. Any GI or Car Guy worth his salt knows it was Bantam. Ford and Willys got the production contracts because Bantam couldn’t handle the volume.

Oh, and now they are talking about ultimate road racers. #5 is the Cobra Daytona Coupe – and it’s all about Carroll Shelby. Not one mention of Peter Brock – the man who really created the car. The fucking bastards!

And here they are talking about #1 road racer – the Porsche 917, and strictly talking about LeMans. No, the 917 endurance racers didn’t exactly dominate the Ferrari 512s. It was in CanAm that they really kicked ass – to the point that they killed the series.

Oh, and #2 was the Ford GT40. No argument, except all they showed was the Mk. II. The Mk. IV was the GT40s’ best execution.

#4 slips my mind, but #3 was the pre-war V-16 AutoUnion. But, if you are going to go there, the ultimate road racer has to be the 1968 Lotus 56 AWD Turbine.

11. October 2005 · Comments Off on Yet Another PBS Must See · Categories: That's Entertainment!

I am currently watching Martin Scorsese’s Bob Dylan: No Direction Home on PBS’ American Masters. You simply can’t miss this.

11. October 2005 · Comments Off on Ungentlemanly Gloating · Categories: That's Entertainment!

To Timmer:

Hey – kiss my “Big A”, lake-boy. 🙂

Seriously, though – an extremely well-played, but unsensational game: the perfect example of “old fashioned” baseball. Let’s hope this amounts to the opening salvos of an excellent series.

11. October 2005 · Comments Off on Tip/Tuck – Upping The Ante · Categories: That's Entertainment!

I’m now thinking what a fool I was to try to compare FX’s Nip/Tuck, and SciFi’s Battlestar Gallactica for the crown of Best Drama Series – this is really apples-and-oranges.

That said, Nip/Tuck is still at the top of its game.

11. October 2005 · Comments Off on A Worthy Addition To The Smithsonian · Categories: History, Technology

I can certainly say this has added to my quality of life:

The harried bartenders at Mariano’s couldn’t squeeze enough limes or blend the drinks fast enough to keep up with demand, though. Customers complained – the signature drink was inconsistent, and it wasn’t even cold.

“I saw my dream evaporating,” Mr. Martinez said. “This was my one shot at being somebody.”

A pit stop at a 7-Eleven proved inspiring. Mr. Martinez spotted a Slurpee machine and knew he’d found the answer. He acquired a soft-serve ice cream machine and started mixing.

“The challenge was to make each drink taste like a blender margarita,” he said. “We kept experimenting – and tasting.”

Once Mr. Martinez hit upon the right recipe – sugar was the secret ingredient, he said – he moved the machine to the bar.

“It became an instant success,” he said. “We didn’t have to sell it.”

Mr. Martinez never got a patent for his margarita machine, so copycats quickly surfaced. Soon, other bars and restaurants were pouring frozen margaritas, and a few claimed to have acquired “Mariano’s secret recipe.”

Ole! 🙂

Hat Tip: Virginia Postrel

11. October 2005 · Comments Off on Shaving Rites And Rituals · Categories: General

This from Ralph Kinny Bennett at TCS:

Advances in shaving since the 1970s, when the first twin-blade razor was introduced, have been profound to say the least. Think about it. You have to really work to cut yourself with a modern shaving blade “system.” They put to shame even the relative safety of the “safety razor” of 50 years ago, which still employed single razor blades.

For more than three decades, two and then three-blade razor cartridges reigned supreme in the shaving world. Then, in 2003, Schick introduced the four-blade Quattro razor, a huge success that increased the company’s share of the replacement blade cartridge market from 10 percent to 16 percent.

Schick’s gain came at the expense of the Gillette Co., the unchallenged Goliath of the shaving business, whose market share for replacements dropped from 86 to 81 percent during the same period.

These figures have to be taken with a grain of salt because they do not include sales from Wal-Mart or from discount “club” stores. But the Quattro apparently sobered Gillette enough to at least speed up its next entry in the shaving wars — a five-blade razor cartridge.

The new razor, called Fusion, will be introduced in 2006 with a big price jump. The individual razor cartridges will cost a whopping $3 each. But history shows that men around the world will gratefully spend tens of billions of dollars to chase new shaving technology, even if it gains them the merest marginal improvement in shaving comfort.

And Gillette’s multi-billion dollar bet that the worldwide pursuit of a better shave will continue, and damn the cost, is being made on what the company sees as good odds. Here’s why:

Gillette’s Mach3 blade system, introduced back in 1998 at a steep price premium, weaned millions of men away from cheaper models, including Gillette’s, to become the best-selling razor of all time. The company estimates that 100 million men (yours truly included) now pay that price premium to shave daily with the Mach3.

Despite Mach3’s hold on the shaving market, Gillette expects the more expensive Fusion to be generating at least a billion dollars in annual sales by 2008. To understand why all this makes sense you have to go beyond mere market economics and get into the whole thing about shaving.

It is one of man’s most important little luxuries.

[…]

The articulated razors, beginning with Gillette’s Sensor (13 moving parts, 22 new patents), took the personal skill of shaving (wrist action, blade angle etc.) and incorporated it as much as possible into the technology of the shaver itself. In a remarkable way, the Sensor and its successors, including some of Gillette’s imitators, are able to “read” facial contours and the character of the skin itself as our hands guide them across cheek and chin.

Hat Tip to Glenn Reynolds, who links to his previous writings on the subject. And you might check my post here, where I debunk the multi-blade myth.

Update: The Onion predicted this five-blade thing February of last year.

Update 2: Oh, here’s something interesting from over two years ago:

Gillette’s response is guarded. “We’ve tested multiple blades and razor elements for decades,” [Eric] Kraus says. “The simple addition of another blade does not itself improve a shave.”

But what if the four-blade works? “We’ve tested razors with any number of blades,” he says, ignoring the five-bladed machete hanging overhead.

Update 3: Over at IronSoap Paul Hamilton is blogging on Shick’s response:


Shick Dectuple

Update 5: Our own Timmer reminds us of SNL’s Triple-Trac Razor skit, which I believe was from episode 1. And we surely can’t forget the Al Jaffee The Space Age Razor Race from MAD (July 1979):

Microwave Razor Trac LXXVI Razor

10. October 2005 · Comments Off on Is North America Celebrating The Wrong Italian? · Categories: History

A very interesting piece from James C. Bennett at UPI

The interesting thing to me was the complete absence of anything representing the United States. This was not a coincidence. Columbus, and the holiday celebrating his landing in the New World, are seen throughout the Spanish-speaking world as having to do primarily with the extension of Spanish-speaking, Catholic civilization to the New World and the creation, through a conflicted encounter, of a new culture. It is, to coin a phrase, the creation of the Hispanosphere that is commemorated.

[…]

Although Cabot’s voyage to Newfoundland was undoubtedly spurred by news of Columbus’s voyages, the expanding English maritime enterprise would sooner or later have recapitulated the Viking achievements in the North Atlantic. There are interesting conjectures about prior voyages from the British Isles to North America before Columbus, from Bristol fishermen working the Grand Banks (not unlikely) to other, more speculative theories, such as Farley Mowat’s ideas about voyagers from the Orkneys preceding the Vikings in the Dark Ages.

Whatever the realities of these theories, it is the expansion of the cultures and traditions that form the template on which today’s societies in the U.S. and English Canada that we should commemorate. Columbus, whatever his merits and demerits may be, is in this regard beside the point. If Americans of Italian descent wish to point with pride to a predecessor in discovery, perhaps we should look at Giovanni Caboto, another Italian navigator. Moving to England, he adopted the English style of his name and became known to history as the discoverer … John Cabot.

Not only did Cabot’s discoveries spark the great stream of human migration that became the English-speaking New World, he was himself a precursor of the millions of Italians who crossed the Atlantic to North America and became part of the English-speaking world, to its and their own enrichment.

Read the whole thing.

Hat Tip: InstaPundit

10. October 2005 · Comments Off on Serenity On The Skids · Categories: That's Entertainment!

Weekend box office results for Serenity dropped to less than half of its opening weekend. Not good, but, at over $2,000/screen, it could be worse. Just check out the Reese Witherspoon dreck-piece Just Like Heaven, which has about run its course, and is still well short of its $58,000,000 production budget. Those major star salaries really make things tough.

The sleeper for the weekend: The Gospel , which made double its paltry $4,000,000 budget, despite a very limited release.

10. October 2005 · Comments Off on Movie Trivia For 10/11/05 · Categories: That's Entertainment!

The Owens Valley water war (highly fictionalized) formed the backdrop for Roman Polanski’s 1974 masterwork, Chinatown. But it also inspired this 1938 film, the first starring role for this famous singing cowboy.

Update: Congratz to reader Sam Weigel (see comments).

09. October 2005 · Comments Off on Keep your U.N. off my Internet · Categories: Technology, World

This from Adam Thierer and Wayne Crews at OpinionJournal:

Kofi Annan, Coming to a Computer Near You! The Internet’s long run as a global cyberzone of freedom–where governments take a “hands off” approach–is in jeopardy. Preparing for next month’s U.N.-sponsored World Summit on the Information Society (or WSIS) in Tunisia, the European Union and others are moving aggressively to set the stage for an as-yet unspecified U.N. body to assert control over Internet operations and policies now largely under the purview of the U.S. In recent meetings, for an example, an EU spokesman asserted that no single country should have final authority over this “global resource.”

I see no good coming of this.

Hat Tip: InstaPundit

09. October 2005 · Comments Off on Movie (or perhaps, radio) Trivia for 9/09/05 · Categories: That's Entertainment!

Who became famous for the line: “This is the city, 450 sq. mi. of it”?

Update: Congratz to reader Stewart, who was first with the correct answer (see comments).

08. October 2005 · Comments Off on Something Good… · Categories: General

…From WE’s Three Men, and a Chick Flick – If your girlfriend is talking (objectively) to you about sex – NOT a turn-on. If she is talking to one of her girlfriends about it – TOTAL turn-on.

08. October 2005 · Comments Off on Misnomers Which Make Me Grind My Teeth: Inst. 1 · Categories: General

After doing this comment on Sgt. Mom’s post, I went looking for a bit of text on the matter, so I wouldn’t have to reinvent the wheel – and found quite a dearth. But I found this at On the Fritz. And since I got a 404 error when trying to access the blog, I thought I’d reproduce the entire post from the Google cache here, on the fear of losing it forever:

That’s “Santana Wind” Gringo!

When my family moved to So. California in the 1960s, we were soon introduced to the Santanas — no not Carlos Santana and his band. The Santanas are the hot winds that blow into So. California from the mountains and cause incredible heatwaves and firestorms.

The word “santana” is Spanish for “devil” — which is appropriate because these winds are like something out of Hell! You can just imagine the early Spanish settlers encountering these winds for the first time. The heat and fire combined with their inability to fight them must have made them think that they were suffering Satan’s rath.

Sometime during the 1970s, TV reporters (mostly folks imported from other parts of the country) started calling them “Santa Ana Winds” — I remember that I was very disturbed by this error. What in the heck did Saint Ann have to do with these winds? (Saint Ann is the mother of the Virgin Mary — Jesus’ grandmother.)

Then, some nitwit just made up a story to justify the mistake — saying that the winds were called “Santa Ana Winds” or “Santa Ana’s” because they originate in the Santa Ana Canyon in Orange County. Wrong! Wrong! Wrong! #$!&!

The Santana Winds blow through all of the gaps and low canyons along the San Gabriel Mountains. If based on geographic origin, the winds would be called the San Gabriel Winds — but that’s not the case.

I have also heard a story that the term “Santa Ana Wind” was coined in the early 1900s by an AP reporter who simply heard the word and, because he was familiar with the city of Santa Ana, made a mistake and spelled it wrong in a story. While non-native So. Californians have probably made this spelling error frequently over the past few decades, it doesn’t mean they were correct.

When my family first moved to California, we lived in Placentia. At the time, we were perhaps the only non-latino kids in our neighborhood. We heard the word “Santana” straight from the folks who knew what they had been called for over 200 years. I remember the neighborhood kids using their fingers to illustrate horns on their heads as they tried to break the language barrier. I doubt that they would have made such a display to get us to understand that the wind was named after Saint Ann.

Also, I recall reading about the Santanas in a John Steinbeck novel many years ago — when I was in junior high. I don’t remember which novel, but I’ll look it up one day. I think that Steinbeck would be a considered somewhat of an authority on California history — don’t you?

Now, the press uses “Santa Ana Winds” exclusively. I think this is unfortunate because “Santana” is so much more accurate in describing the character of these winds. Using “Santana” is more respectful of California history. There can be no doubt that the Spanish settlers would have objected strongly to these winds being named after one of their most beloved saints — the mother of the Virgin Mary.

Posted by Fritz at October 24, 2003 02:46 PM

Fritz is incorrect on one account: The Santana Winds don’t “originate” in the San Gabriel Mountains. They begin with a high pressure region over the Great Basin. The air moves (rather quickly, usually) across the Mojave Desert, where it is heated, and gains energy, finally to be channeled by the canyons through the San Gabriel and San Bernardino Mountains (they are separated by the Cajon Pass, where the I-15 and I-215 freeways run).

08. October 2005 · Comments Off on Syria Still Quite Active In Lebanon · Categories: Iraq, World

This from Michael Totten’s blog:

It doesn’t look good. The situation here in this country isn’t precisely the rosiest I can imagine. Syria’s Bashar Assad did threaten to “burn Lebanon” if he was forced out. And he was forced out. But Lebanon hasn’t burned yet – not much anyway. A total of four people have been killed here since February. I for one don’t see why a massive terror campaign would start up after the U.N.’s report is released. I don’t see what Syria could possibly gain. Syria, on the contrary, could lose everything.

My sense is that bad memories and the usual Middle Eastern paranoia (which is understandable to an extent) is exagerrating most people’s dread of the worst case scenario. In April the fear on the street was that the Lebanese civil war would restart. It didn’t.

Even before the liberation of Iraq, I maintained that Syria would be the primary roadblock to stability. We see that this is true in Lebanon as well. Although I believe their capacity for mischief is being taxed by operations in Iraq. I think this is an issue that can only be addressed militarily.

07. October 2005 · Comments Off on Sgt. Mom Country Good Recruiting Grounds · Categories: Military

This from Damien Cave at the NYTimes:

SAN ANTONIO – This city has its critics of the war in Iraq and its angry mothers who try to shame recruiters into going home. More than anything, though, it has a powerful patriotism and a deep respect for the military life.

At a time when the divide is widening between the cities and regions that send their children to war and those that do not, San Antonio remains a ready source of what the military needs most: people.

This metropolis – the home of the Alamo and the site of an Army presence since 1845 – is a top recruiting market for every branch of the military. The Army, in particular, which has struggled to sign up new soldiers during the continuing violence in Iraq and Afghanistan, has found the San Antonio area to be a reliable and steady source of recruits.

Nationwide, every one of the Army’s 41 recruiting battalions failed to meet its recruiting goal in the fiscal year ended Sept. 30, falling 7,000 soldiers short of the goal needed to refill the ranks, according to Army figures. Not since 1979 has the Army missed its annual quota by so many recruits. And yet San Antonio’s recruiters, covering the city of 1.2 million people as well as the area stretching north to Austin and south to the Mexican border, ranked first among battalions by signing up 2,118 people for active duty, 86 percent of its goal.

The story goes on to credit the city’s high proportion of active duty and veteran population, particularly among school teachers.

06. October 2005 · Comments Off on Hey, Well – Fuck You All… · Categories: General

…And the world you spun in on.

Here’s your chance to issue your favorite general attack line. But please, keep it general; specific personal attacks will be deleted.

05. October 2005 · Comments Off on New Comic · Categories: The Funny

Gaggle 10/05/05

Hat Tip: InstaPundit

04. October 2005 · Comments Off on Buses Moving In New Orleans After Katrina · Categories: Stupidity

But whom were they moving? The Jawa Report is on the case:

After going back and forth with Paul, you know, I think he’s right. If someone thought to use these busses two days after the storm hit, then why did no one think to use them the day before the storm hit? And why were these busses not used to evacuate the people out of the Superdome?

So, in summation, Nagin is an idiot. That is all.

Go there, check out the photos.

04. October 2005 · Comments Off on Sun And Google To Team Up Against Microsoft · Categories: Technology

This from Chris Kraeuter at Forbes:

BURLINGAME – In a case of “the enemy of my enemy is my friend,” Sun Microsystems and Google today teamed up to take a swipe at Microsoft’s desktop dominance.

The deal could be a boon for Sun, which has tried with minimal success to use its open source desktop suite, StarOffice, to put a dent in Microsoft’s (nasdaq: MSFT – news – people ) Office monopoly. With Google’s (nasdaq: GOOG – news – people ) backing and a new market approach, the latest deal is a positive for Sun, but the extent of any long term benefit is unclear.

[…]

Google has had no trouble keeping excitement going on its end since before it became a public company, but Sun needs to make sure it continues to capitalize on this opportunity if it is to truly the reap rewards.

Anything that promotes the spread of quality open source sodtware sounds good to me.

04. October 2005 · Comments Off on Piglet Banned In Britain · Categories: European Disunion, Stupidity

This from Mark Steyn at the Daily Telegraph:

Alas, the United Kingdom’s descent into dhimmitude is beyond parody. Dudley Metropolitan Borough Council (Tory-controlled) has now announced that, following a complaint by a Muslim employee, all work pictures and knick-knacks of novelty pigs and “pig-related items” will be banned. Among the verboten items is one employee’s box of tissues, because it features a representation of Winnie the Pooh and Piglet. And, as we know, Muslims regard pigs as “unclean”, even an anthropomorphised cartoon pig wearing a scarf and a bright, colourful singlet.

Cllr Mahbubur Rahman is in favour of the blanket pig crackdown. “It is a good thing, it is a tolerance and acceptance of their beliefs and understanding,” he said. That’s all, folks, as Porky Pig used to stammer at the end of Looney Tunes. Just a little helpful proscription in the interests of tolerance and acceptance.

And where’s the harm in that? As Pastor Niemöller said, first they came for Piglet and I did not speak out because I was not a Disney character and, if I was, I’m more of an Eeyore.

And aren’t we all? When the Queen knights a Muslim “community leader” whose line on the Rushdie fatwa was that “death is perhaps too easy”, and when the Prime Minister has a Muslim “adviser” who is a Holocaust-denier and thinks the Iraq war was cooked up by a conspiracy of Freemasons and Jews, and when the Prime Minister’s wife leads the legal battle for a Talibanesque dress code in British schools, you don’t need a pig to know which side’s bringing home the bacon.

I could see the same thing happening here, pursuant to a “hostile workplace” lawsuit.

Hat Tip: LGF

04. October 2005 · Comments Off on If You Didn’t Fear World Government Before… · Categories: Stupidity, World

…Perhaps it’s time to start. The BBC just did a “fantasy election” to find the most popular leaders of a world government. The results:

1 – Nelson Mandela
2 – Bill Clinton
3 – Dalai Lama
4 – Noam Chomsky
5 – Alan Greenspan
6 – Bill Gates
7 – Steve Jobs
8 – Archbishop Desmond Tutu
9 – Richard Branson
10 – George Soros
11 – Kofi Annan

Actually, Branson might not be so bad. Virgin Group is frequently brought up by business pundits as one of the world’s best-run major businesses. One of the key features: a very small headquarters organization, with maximum atonomy given to individual units.

Hat Tip: Tigerhawk

03. October 2005 · Comments Off on Movie Trivia For 10/02/05 · Categories: That's Entertainment!

Ok, here’s an EASY one:

Before (or perhaps it was after) he was a pirate on the planet Persephone, he was a pirate in LA’s south bay.

Name the actor and the productions (remember, no Googling). 🙂

Answer: Man, you guys NEVER cease to amaze me: I throw out something so obscure as America’s first epic film, and you not only get it – first day – you throw me for a loop. Then I throw a softball like this, and nothing. What’s up?

OK: I would have thought that Persephone would have been a dead give away. But it seems we have quite a few Browncoater wannabes here that don’t realize Persephone is part of the Firefly universe. So, now we are down to four male characters (and perhaps you might have not resisted the urge to Google here). But, not realizing that LA’s south bay was the location for both Globogym and Average Joe’s, you might have missed “Steve the Pirate.”

So, the answer is: Alan Tudyk, and Firefly/Serenity – Dodgeball

Anyway, dudes and dudettes: I have things floating in my head. But I’m a bit trivia’d-out just now. Look for another installment Wednesday or Thursday.

03. October 2005 · Comments Off on Oh, This Is Too Fricking Cool · Categories: General

I just posted the answer for my last movie trivia question as an update to the original post. And, I changed the timestamp to something shortly in the future. So now, even if you think you know the answer, you just gotta’ wait. 🙂

Betting booths are closed folks.