25. December 2004 · Comments Off on Ah, The Vicarious life! · Categories: General

If you haven’t seen it yet, you simply must check out the National Geographic Channel’s Tycoon Toys:

This gift-giving season the National Geographic Channel (NGC) gives you a chance to experience the adrenaline-rushing, testosterone-pounding items on the wish lists of men with money to burn and a hunger to own some of the finest ex-military hardware in the world. On December 15 from 9-11 p.m. ET/PT join NGC as it premieres Tycoon Toys, two one-hour specials that put viewers in the driver’s seat next to millionaires as they play with some of history’s deadliest tanks and military aircraft — some literally in their backyards!

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In Tycoon Toys: “Tanks,” airing at 9:00 p.m. ET/PT, viewers will go for a ride in some of the most remarkable ground fighting vehicles ever built and visit with their new owners — some of the world’s most renowned tank collectors — as they demonstrate the awesome capabilities of their prized machines. See what makes these high spenders’ engines run and why owning killing machines like the Sherman Tank, German Panzer, British Scorpion and M18 Hellcat fighting vehicle is just half the fun.

For some collectors, their ultimate hobby reaches its peak during an annual weekend of war games. Jon Shoop is a member of the 14th Armored Division World War II reenactment group and owns two of the platoon’s M5A1 Stuart tanks. National Geographic Channel follows him and his friends as they take their tanks to a reenactment event at Fort Knox where they put on a stunning battle scenario, pushing their tanks to the limits.

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Tycoon Toys: “Fighter Jets,” airing at 10:00 p.m. ET/PT, features men who prefer to put some of the world’s most renowned fighter planes through their paces — extraordinary aircraft like the Electric Lightning, MiG fighting jet, “Widow Maker” Starfighter, F15 fighter and the Cobra Attack Helicopter. Once flown by ace military pilots, these former war birds are now somebody’s passionate and very expensive hobby. With 4,000 pounds of thrust and top speeds twice the speed of sound, it’s a hobby that attracts a certain kind of individual — men who have both the money and the guts to take the ultimate risk.

Who are these men and why do they collect and fly these exceptional machines? Most are high achievers like Bob Lutz, Chairman of General Motors North America, one of the most powerful men in the car industry, who says that flying fighter jets reminds him of his youth and keeps him young.

Businessman Mike Beachy Head has created his own private museum of fully operational military jets. His squadron consists of 14 of some of the most awesome aircraft ever built, including classics like the English Electric Lightning, which can travel over twice the speed of sound. Says Head, “I remember once going vertical in a Lightning at sunset, just the only man in the sky and this incredible golden light and then I arced the airplane over hanging weightless at 20,000 feet looking at the most remarkable sunset.”

As they say, check your local listings. πŸ™‚

25. December 2004 · Comments Off on Christmas Is For Everybody · Categories: General

Certainly, it is no problem for Christians to celebrate the birth of Jesus Christ: the Redeemer, the Great Physician, the Baptizer with the Holy Spirit, and the Coming King. The exact date may have been conveniently chosen by the Roman Church to aid in the assimilation of the Pagans. But what the heck, we Americans celebrate the birth of two of our most prominent Presidents on some convenient Monday in February. So, I don’t see that as more than a red herring. You Pagans should just remember that the Christmas tree was your idea in the first place, and deck the halls.

And, of course, Jesus was a great Jewish Rabbi. In fact, one sect, the Yeshua Jews, reveres him as the Messiah. Muslims should celebrate the birth of one of their five major prophets.

Even I, a Skeptic, hold in great stead Jesus the Philosopher, even if I descent with most church’s interpretation and practice of His Word.

Aside from members of Eastern Religions, who largely hold a tradition of respect for those of other beliefs, that leaves only a handful of Grinchy “Atheists”, “Agnostics”, and others of no great faith, who seem to hold a disproportionate sway of late, both in the public square, and the marketplace. For them, I suggest they heed the words of Charles Krauthammer:

Some Americans get angry at parents who want to ban carols. I feel pity. What kind of fragile religious identity have they bequeathed their children that it should be threatened by exposure to carols? I’m struck by the fact that you almost never find Orthodox Jews complaining about a Christmas creche in the public square. That is because their children, steeped in their own tradition, are not threatened by Christians celebrating their religion in public. They are enlarged by it.

It is the more deracinated members of religious minorities, brought up largely ignorant of their own traditions, whose religious identity is so tenuous that they feel the need to be on guard constantly and who think the solution is to prevent the other guy from displaying his religion, rather than learning a bit about their own.

Or, perhaps if someone like Krauthammer makes them feel too threatened, they might connect with Scott LaFee.

25. December 2004 · Comments Off on Symbian Under Attack · Categories: Technology

Users of Symbian-based smart phones should avoid the MetalGear game:

The malware, MetalGear.a, which masquerades as a Symbian version of the Metal Gear Solid game, disables antivirus programs and also installs a version of the Cabir worm identified earlier this year, according to SimWorks International, which issued an alert on Tuesday.

The Cabir worm, in turn, attempts to spread a second Trojan program, called SEXXXY, to nearby phones through the Bluetooth short-range wireless protocol.

“This is a new strand of smart phone malware because it actually consists of three pieces: two Trojans and a worm,” said Aaron Davidson, chief executive officer of SimWorks, in a telephone interview Thursday from the company’s headquarters in Auckland. “It also shows how viruses writers are getting more sophisticated.”

In a related story, it seems of of the few bright spots in the IT job market is for cybersecurity professionals:

25. December 2004 · Comments Off on Monster Misinformation · Categories: General

I’m currently watching an episode of Discovery Channel’s Monster Garage, from last season. Jesse and his crew are building a Christmas float which spins 360s, while a drunken, skull-faced Santa arises, and fountains of candy gush from his outstretched hands – wicked. πŸ™‚


Monster Santa

But they just said that, while the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade is second only to the US government in consumption of helium, experts predict the wold’s helium supply will be depleted by 2010. I knew this couldn’t be so, as their are currently many projects going on to create a new generation of high-tech LTA craft – principally for heavy-lift applications.

Airship

Well, as it turns out, only the private supply of helium is expected to dry up by 2010. There is still another 10 years worth in the Federal Helium Reserve. And, as you exploit more natural gas reserves, you find more helium.

24. December 2004 · Comments Off on A White Christmas For Sgt. Mom? · Categories: General Nonsense

I just saw on the weather report that 2-3 inches of snow is predicted for Corpus Christi! Egad.

Just for reference, here in Southern California, we are expecting clear blue skies, and a high in the mid ’60s. I guess Rudolph can take a break when Santa swings this way. πŸ™‚



24. December 2004 · Comments Off on Today’s Quip · Categories: General Nonsense

You know you’re getting old when you meet sombody really hot. And the first thing they do is start showing you pictures of their grandkids. πŸ™‚

24. December 2004 · Comments Off on News From A Real-Life MASH · Categories: Military

Army Captain Ken Jones, 67th Combat Support Hospital, Mosul, Iraq, reports on the newsletter of Baylor University’s Hankamer School of Business:

The bottom line here is that the business processes of a Combat Support Hospital are very different than those of a fixed facility hospital. The soldiers of the 67th CSH work in both of these environments. Managing the change between them challenges these men and women every day.

While many would argue that the Armed Forces are more of a calling than a corporation, there are clear parallels that can be made between international business and the business of fighting wars. Command hierarchy, specialized units, time and distance, communication and logistics are common to any large organization spread out over several countries. And while the changing face of business keeps competitors fighting to create or maintain competitive advantage, nothing compares to the changing face of today’s battlefield. Leading in the face of change, managing and capitalizing on such change, and adjusting the way we do business are keys to the United States Armed Forces competitive advantage.

Yes, Capt. Jones: In any unit, the ability to adjust and adapt rapidly is the key to successful warfare. the Armed Forces of the United States have proven, time and again, that if the politicians stay out of the way, they get the job done.

Also from the 67th CSH, Major Michael Cohen reports on his blog:

Back inside we all started going to work taking care of patients. Every area of the hospital was running like crazy. The lab was running tests and doing a blood drive to collect more blood. The pharmacy was preparing intravenous medications and drips like crazy. Radiology was shooting plain films and CT scans like nobody’s business. We were washing out wounds, removing shrapnel, and casting fractures. We put in a bunch of chest tubes. Because of all the patients on suction machines and mechanical ventilators, the noise in the ICU was so loud everyone was screaming at each other just to communicate.

Here are some of our statistics. They are really quite amazing:

91 total patients arrived.

18 were dead on arrival

4 patients died of wounds shortly after arrival, all of these patients had non-survivable wounds.

Of the 69 remaining patients, 20 were transferred to military hospitals in other locations in Iraq.

This left 49 patients for us to treat and disposition.

9 surgeries performed in the operating room

7 of which were open laparotomies, all of which had significant findings

10 surgeries were performed outside of the operating room (multiple irrigation and drainage of shrapnel wounds and two finger amputations)

8 patients required mechanical ventilation

14 chest tubes were placed

39 CT scans were done.

Over 200 plain radiographs were done.

294 tests were performed by the lab.

40 units of blood products were transfused (32 units of PRBC’s, 4 units of whole blood, and 4 units of FFP)

217 intravenous medications were prepared by the pharmacists

Over 300 total prescriptions were filled

I completely lost track of time, so I am not sure when we finally got most of the return to duty patients out, but I am guessing it was around 1800. Then it was time to start taking care of the patients on the wards. More washouts, more CT’s, and more chest tubes. It was not until around 2330 that we could actually sit back, catch our breath, and relax. There was not one person in our CSH that did not work their butts of today. The team work and overall job performance were second to none. As the docs sat around and tried to analyze what had just occurred we were all shocked. We could not believe what we had just been through. But even more important, we could not believe the way the CSH handled this situation which completely overwhelmed our system. By definition a mass casualty situation is when the number of patients and their injuries exceed the available resources . This was the mass casualty of all mass casualties.

At around 0200 an Air Force Critical Care Aeromedical Team (CCAT) arrived to take the patients to Landstuhl Army Medical Center in Germany. It took two CCAT teams about two hours to load the 12 patients that we were sending out. You could actually now hear yourself think in the intensive care unit.

I just wonder… When we get back to Germany what are we going to do for excitement?

23. December 2004 · Comments Off on More Full Throttle Nonsense · Categories: General Nonsense, That's Entertainment!

Again I am watching the History Channel’s Full Throttle. An tonight’s projects are ’67 VW Beatles. At least they are doing the right thig, by changing out the stock 1500’s with pro-built 2165’s with dual Webers and 5 speeds. But ack! the idiots are pulling out the engines seperate from the transmissions! Does this generation (actually, one team is my age) not even know how to wrench a Beatle? You pull the engine and trans as a unit, idiots. With the time you save, you could fit a nitrous kit.

Well, at least the retrospectives are amusing.

Ack! another error! some idiot has just said the VW Beatle is the most popular car ever built – wrong! the 21+ million production of the Beatle is surpassed by the Toyota Corolla.

23. December 2004 · Comments Off on Follow The Refugees · Categories: Iraq

Those who doubt whether or not we are winning in Iraq should follow the course of the refugees.

22. December 2004 · Comments Off on Who Are The “Journalists”? · Categories: Media Matters Not

The question has been put to me of late of whether or not I am a legitmate journalist. And while this has been explored at lenght by those such as Glenn Reynolds, the question again arises to prominence, by virtue of the blogoshere’s current presence in the public square.

There is little doubt that well-known blogger Andrew Sullivan is a legitimate journalist, as that is his primary profession. And few would begrudge the title to such widely (on dead tree) published personalities as Eugene Volokh or Glenn Reynolds. But what about myself, Sgt. Mom, or say, Perry de Havilland: Are we legitimate journalists?

22. December 2004 · Comments Off on As If My Life Wasn’t Complex Enough. · Categories: General

One of the comforts in being well past one’s mid-thirties, and the simplicity of college “kegger” parties, is the steadfast knowledge of what wine to pair with what cuisine. But now it seems that the modern metrosexual must also know the correct “soft” beverage:

At the French Laundry in Yountville, Calif., the perfect beverage matters as much as the food. Thomas Keller, the chef, insists on it. Paul Roberts, his wine and beverage director, makes it happen.

For the pasta, Mr. Roberts’s usual arsenal of aged white Burgundy or pinot noir wouldn’t do. The diner didn’t drink. Instead Mr. Roberts measured out a small, perfect glass of Clover Stornetta whole milk, shaken until it was good and frothy.

That’s right. Milk.

The drink’s cold foam proved a perfect textural contrast to the hot pasta, its dairy fat conspiring with the butter to carry the flavor of the truffles.

Throughout a succession of dishes during a fall meal at the French Laundry, Mr. Roberts poured the unexpected. Lobster fricassee needed the tart effervescence of Meyer lemon Gus soda pop. Coho salmon roe sprinkled over a buttery porridge called for a wineglass filled with chilled chamomile tea. Foie gras took well to Boylan root beer. “The root beer has a wonderful herb cream thing that’s going on but with a little bitterness to keep the palate clean,” Mr. Roberts said.

The diner who chooses not to drink is often left out during a multicourse meal, resigned to ponder the merits of an expensive bottle of water. No one wants to say, “I’m Bill W., I’m an alcoholic, and I’ll have the tasting menu.” Neither does a pregnant woman want to sit by nursing a seltzer while her husband sips his way through the Napa Valley.

Should I insist on sniffing the milk bottle’s cap, to assure it’s not spoiled?

21. December 2004 · Comments Off on Do You Think This Will Solve Our Recruiting Problems? · Categories: Military

The Army Reserve is now giving a free sports watch to anyone who will order their recruiting DVD.

21. December 2004 · Comments Off on Forbes Has My Christmas List · Categories: General

These gadgets are just too cool. I wonder if the mouse-driven Etch-A-Sketch will draw a smooth curve?

21. December 2004 · Comments Off on OMG, What Was I Just Watching? · Categories: Site News

Does it matte? It was some sort of liberal talking head show. But regardless,: to me, there is little else more transfixing than a babe with power tools. And, if you feel as I do, you will love Paige, on this week’s episode of Monster House.

Update: Argh! The owners weren’t happy with their Monster House redux. So they auctioned off the pieces, and are planning another for the 4th of July. Let’s hope Paige comes back. πŸ™‚

21. December 2004 · Comments Off on The Laments Of A “Former TV Talkshow Host” · Categories: Iraq, Military, Technology

I just saw Phil Donohue on Fox News’ The O’Reilly Factor. And admittedly, I didn’t hear much over the sound of my crunchy Cheetos. But, shortly before I heard this idiot singing the praises of Al Franken, I heard him tell Bill, “there’s no such thing as a precision bomb.”

Well, let’s see here: historians widely agree, the age of “precision” manufacturing, the harbinger of the Industrial Age, dawned in the mid-eighteenth century. But they had no conception of things like micro-tolerance lapping, EDM, and laser interferomitry, which we routinely employ today.

Admittedly, the “precision” of our munitions in ODS was far less than the military/administration spinmeisters had lead us to believe. But t was far better than the “drop on faith” Norden bomb sight protocol of WWII through Vietnam. Today, we can (not with 100% repeatability, but pretty good) not only reliably drop a munitions on a particular building, but a particular floor on that building, AND select the precise load, so that we drop that building, and not the one adjacent.

So, tell me, Phil, what exactly is your definition of “precision”: when we can fly a cruise missile up Zarqawi’s ass, and have it enter so smoothly that he doesn’t even realize it until it detonates? Well, just give the folks at Textron another ten years.

20. December 2004 · Comments Off on Legal Advice Needed · Categories: General Nonsense

Some have accused me of being a shill for the Republicans, as I routinely refer to the Democrats as the Jackass Party, while I have no such derogation for the GOP. So, do you suppose that if I began referring to the Republicans as the Dumbo Party, I would risk a lawsuit from Disney? πŸ™‚

19. December 2004 · Comments Off on Fox News Seems To Be Having A Bad Weekend · Categories: Media Matters Not

Today’s Fox News Sunday “Power Player of the Week” is Susan O’Malley, President of the Washington Wizards/Mystics. They claim she is the first woman to run a professional sports franchise (as of 1991).

This simply isn’t so. Georgia Frontiere took over the Rams, on the death of her husband, Carroll Rosenbloom, in 1979, and Marge Schoot took over the Reds in 1985.

19. December 2004 · Comments Off on A Treat For British Motorcycle Fans · Categories: General, That's Entertainment!

I am currently watching, for about the hundredth time, David Lean’s Lawrence of Arabia on TCM. And I thought I’d look up some specifics on T.E.Lawrence’s Brough Superior, it being my second-favorite British classic motorcycle, after the Vincent Black Shadow. Much to my delight, I’ve found the actual bike is now on display at Britain’s National Motor Museum:


T.E.Lawrence's Brough Superior

Other fans of Lawrence of Arabia will observe that the actual bike looks very different from the one used in the movie. This is understandable, as every Brough Superior was custom-built.

Update: A note for those who’ve seen the movie, and wondered about Daud’s being swallowed up by dry quicksand: It seems that, while it’s possible, that’s not the way it happened in The Seven Pillars of Wisdom.

19. December 2004 · Comments Off on Homeland Security And Income Redistribution · Categories: Politics

It seems that Homeland Security has become just another political porkbarrel:

Political formula Congress set up the federal grant program to distribute 40 percent of the grant money equally among states, without regard to risk. Lawmakers used a formula that had proved politically salable for paving highways and favored rural states.

Wyoming, with a 2000 population of 493,782, got $35.31 per person in 2003 alone, while California got just $4.68 to protect each of its 33.9 million residents, according to one report.

“The biggest pot of money goes out without any thought to risk or threat. For a typical federal program, that would be sad. For a program dealing with (something) as important as homeland security, it’s dangerous,” said Tim Ransdell, who studied the funding formula for the Public Policy Institute of California.

Some disparity is understandable, as California has been well ahead of the rest of the nation in emergency response preparedness. But this is a bit ridiculous.

19. December 2004 · Comments Off on That Indomitable Osprey · Categories: Military, Technology

After successful tests aboard the USS Kearsarge, the MV-22 Osprey will finally be going operational at MCAS New River, NC. The folks in Amarillo, TX are looking forward to good economic times.

18. December 2004 · Comments Off on This Week’s Award For Stupid Pundit… · Categories: General

…Has to go to Juan Williams. On todays episode of Fox News’ The Beltway Boys, he claimed that Christmas was “the highest [Christian] holy day.”

No Juan. I’m not even a Christian. But I know, as I would assume any practicing Christian does, that Christmas is trivial relative to Easter.

18. December 2004 · Comments Off on ASIMO Learns Some New Steps · Categories: Technology

You simply must see Honda’s latest improvements in it’s ASIMO robot. As it even has the capability to intelligently avoid obstructions, it occurs to me that, if it has the range, it would be a good candidate for DARPA’s Grand Challenge.

17. December 2004 · Comments Off on The Inuit Lawsuit · Categories: General, Science!

This had slipped by me until I just heard about it on CNBC’s Dennis Miller

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The Eskimos, or Inuit, about 155,000 seal-hunting peoples scattered around the Arctic, plan to seek a ruling from the Inter-American Commission on Human Rights that the United States, by contributing substantially to global warming, is threatening their existence.

The Inuit plan is part of a broader shift in the debate over human-caused climate change evident among participants in the 10th round of international talks taking place in Buenos Aires aimed at averting dangerous human interference with the climate system.

Inuit leaders said they planned to announce the effort at the climate meeting today.

Representatives of poor countries and communities – from the Arctic fringes to the atolls of the tropics to the flanks of the Himalayas – say they are imperiled by rising temperatures and seas through no fault of their own. They are casting the issue as no longer simply an environmental problem but as an assault on their basic human rights.

Such a petition could have decent prospects now that industrial countries, including the United States, have concluded in recent reports and studies that warming linked to heat-trapping smokestack and tailpipe emissions is contributing to big environmental changes in the Arctic, a number of experts said.

Last month, an assessment of Arctic climate change by 300 scientists for the eight countries with Arctic territory, including the United States, concluded that “human influences” are now the dominant factor.

Inuit representatives attending the conference said in telephone interviews that after studying the matter for several years with the help of environmental lawyers they would this spring begin the lengthy process of filing a petition by collecting videotaped statements from elders and hunters about the effects they were experiencing from the shrinking northern icescape.

This could be the ultimate pseudo-science class-action lawsuit. Of course, the “no empty chair” theory says that the United States should not be the only defendant.

16. December 2004 · Comments Off on Lies, Damn Lies, And Statistics · Categories: General

Pepperdine Economics professor Gary Galles comments in today’s Orange County Register on the fact that, if we are ever to regain superior performance in mathematics education, we must first change our attitude about mathematical figures:

A major international comparison using 2003 data is the latest in a long line to conclude that Americans’ mathematics mastery is inadequate. The Program for International Student Assessment found that for 15- year-olds, “U.S. performance in mathematics literacy and problem solving was lower than the average performance in most (Organization of Economic Cooperation and Development) countries. The United States also performed below the OECD average on each mathematics literacy subscale representing a specific content area.”

If form holds, this report will divide students, parents, teachers and administrators into camps who blame each other.

However, what is unclear is whether all the finger-pointing indicates a real desire to overcome our innumeracy. The fact that we frequently use mathematics to intentionally fool ourselves (and other facts as well) argues against that conclusion. When we systematically abuse numbers to distort reality, it is no surprise that we handle mathematics poorly.

This goes hand-in-hand with this report from today’s NYTimes:

WASHINGTON, Dec. 15 – A federal Education Department analysis of test scores from 2003 shows that children in charter schools generally did not perform as well on exams as those in regular public schools. The analysis, released Wednesday, largely confirms an earlier report on the same statistics by the American Federation of Teachers.

The department, analyzing the results of the National Assessment of Educational Progress test for fourth graders, found charter students scoring significantly lower than regular public school students in math, even when the results are broken down for low-income children and those in cities.

I will have to keep an eye open for commentary on this Education Department “analysis”. I know the American Federation of Teachers report was roundly criticized for massaging the numbers. I know both of these organizations have a vested interest in maintaining the status quo, and see the rise of charter schools as a threat.

16. December 2004 · Comments Off on I Guess I’ll Have To Go To An Airshow · Categories: General

I haven’t been to an air show in almost 20 years. While watching the History Channel’s Modern Marvels episode on the subject, I was fascinated to see the Navy’s Blue Angels team has incorporated their “Fat Albert” C-130 Hercules transport into the show. Great for them. The Herk is an amazing plane. I used to marvel at the reservists practice their “hot zone” landings at Keesler – basically dropping the planes onto to runway from several thousand feet.

15. December 2004 · Comments Off on McLeod’s Daughters · Categories: General

I have not seen a single episode of this series; and I could be wrong. But it seems to me that this is an Aussie outback version of Sex In The City. Am I wrong?

14. December 2004 · Comments Off on Something For XB-70 Fans · Categories: General

If you are fascinated by the NASA/North American XB-70 program from the ’60s, as I am, you might enjoy these QuickTime movies.

XB-70 Valkyrie