22. October 2006 · Comments Off on Walking the Dog, Choreography By Maximum Dawg · Categories: Critters, General Nonsense

and 5-6-7-8 Up and strettttch, prance-prance-prance, prance-prance-prance, nudge the man’s elbow, nudge the man’s elbow. Sit, look cute, pant-pant-pant.”Help” the man put on his shoes, nudge-nudge-nudge. Sit and wait for leash. Leash is clipped and bound for the door.

Walk-walk-walk, sniff-sniff-sniff, walk-walk-walk, sniff-sniff…plie’ and piddle. Leap away, run-run, STOP, darn leash. Walk-walk-walk, sniff-sniff-sniff, walk-walk-walk, sniff-sniff…gran plie’ and fart and pooooooooop, turn-turn-turn, gran plie’ and poooooop, turn, gran plie’ and poop and kick-kick-kick and BOUND away, run and stop, look at man, pant-pant-pant, head for home.

22. October 2006 · Comments Off on They Have My Attention (MCR Edition) · Categories: Rant, That's Entertainment!

I caught My Chemical Romance on SNL last night performing, “The Black Parade.” I don’t know their music. I’m not an emo/goth kind of guy other than I think Goth Chicks are hot around this time of year…okay, any time of year, I’ll admit the fetish. If they weren’t all children I’d be in a lot of trouble. I’ve said too much haven’t I?

From the clips I’ve just sampled I don’t think I’ll be picking up their earlier albums to get caught up. I don’t think I’m going to try to make it to one of their shows because…everyone would assume I’m a ticket taker or security guard.

They do however have my attention and I’m probably going to be picking up this album once it’s available for download. The reviews I’ve read compare it to, “A Night at the Opera,” “American Idiot,” “Sgt Pepper(!!!!),” and “The Wall.” Other than “The Wall” that’s some amazing company. I’m not going to bore you yet again with my opinion of what’s wrong with “The Wall.” Just accept that I think it’s crap, ‘k? The thing that worries me most about “The Black Parade” is that the “hero” seems to have daddy issues and you know…Everclear already has a new album out. I’m going to give this a chance though because musically, I liked what I heard.

So “The Black Parade” is a concept album, and possible even the new name for My Chemical Romance if this new sound works for them. Concept albums, for good or evil, are back. I think that’s a good thing. I mean think about some of the great concept albums. I’ve mentioned a few already, but how about “Breakfast in America,” “Leftoverature,” “Children of the Sun.” You know and I know that we spent wayyyyy too many hours listening to those albums with headphones firmly around our ears. It’s good that the youngsters have some headphone earbud candy, and it’s also nice that something from today’s music has risen from the clutter to get my attention. I find most current music absolute dreck.

Face it, when Tenacious D is in the top 10 on iTunes, for a pre-release, music has issues. Tenacious D are so funny my ribs hurt, they’re even musically pleasing, but how the HELL did they rise to the top? It’s October. All the good “school’s in” albums should be out by now and Jack Black’s humor is outselling Rod Stewart. Granted, Rod Stewart has become Barry Manilow, but do you understand the inherent wrongness there?

Anyway, you can probably catch the video for “The Black Parade” on almost any video site this weekend. If you’re a Tim Burton fan, you’ll love the look of this thing, and if you’re not give it a listen anyway.

20. October 2006 · Comments Off on You Know It’s Time to Retire When (061020) · Categories: Air Force, General, Pajama Game

Thanks to the new downsizing “Force Shaping” measures, it looks like I’m back to retiring from the Air Force next year, as originally planned.

I know I’ve made “jokes” about why I’m retiring but tonight I’m thinking more about the truth of the matter.

The truth ladies and gentlemen is that I’m in the way. No, I’m not sinking into some sort of dark place, I’m facing reality.

Reality: I joined the Air Force late and I’m 22 years into it and I’m 45 years old. I’m as old as most Colonels. I’m older than some Chiefs. My generation, my year group of folks is almost entirely retired. I’m feeling not alone, but lonely. There just aren’t that many folks my age in the Air Force anymore. I was at a symposium a couple of weeks ago with about 100 other Master Sergeants and I just didn’t feel like I fit in. That had a lot to do with age and the Class A type of folks who typically take this seminar.

Reality: If I’m going to make Senior, I’ve got at least another year and a half of rehabbling my file to make a decent board score. Look, I’m having fun being part of the booster club and being part of a Top 3 that’s really involved with helping the younger folks, but I’m just not willing to suck certain Chief’s schwing-stick or kiss another Chief’s butt to make sure my file rises to the top. I would love to maintain the illusion that the Senior or Chief’s board is based completely on a stratified system of filling in the right events in the right order. I’d be lying to you and myself if I ignored the fact that Chief’s talk amoungst themselves.

Reality: I simply can’t hack the new PT Standard. Because of past abuses and some genetics, I’ve got a blood pressure problem and a cholesterol problem. My feet, ankles, knees and lower back, simply don’t tolerate high impact aerobics any more. All of this is in no small part to continuing to doing things I shouldn’t have done and not doing other things that I should have done. Bottom line, I should be doing Tai Chi, Yoga, vigorous walking or low impact Cross-Training, and not Tae Kwon Do and pounding pavement. I’m all for service before self. I’m done hurting myself though.

Reality: The Air Force is changing…again. When I came in, we didn’t think, we KNEW that we were going to one day go head to head with the Soviets. My generation was pretty darn sure that we’d have to pick up an M16 to protect a base long enough to get the planes off the groud and then figure out how the hell to get out of Dodge…or not. In the 90s we were mostly thinking we might have to spank the Chinese around a bit or eventually get around to Iraq or Iran, but all that would be done from a distance or a secure forward deployed location. They told us and told us and told us that they wanted our brains, they wanted our technical skills. Today we want smart jocks, not nerds. It’s not enough to be proficient at your job, once again we’re expected to be warriors. I’m not sure when it happened, but at some point in the past few years, I’ve come to the conclusion that I’m simply not a warrior. I don’t belong in a war zone. I would be a hinderance. I’m more worried about what my life means to my family and friends than I am about convoys or other NCOs or Airmen around me. Believe me, that hurts to admit, but on the other hand, I know it’s kind of normal. I also don’t have the nervous system I used to. Simple crap startles me. Boyo, my Ninja son, has managed to jump start my heart on more than one ocaission in the past few months. If my body follows the route of my Dad and sister, this is not going to get better in the next couple of years.

Reality: I’m becoming more jaded and cynical and I’m having a harder time keeping my mouth shut in front of the younger folks. I’m saying things out loud that I should keep to myself and other Senior NCOs. I’m close to becoming one of those old, cranky, bitter bastards that I can’t stand. I still have my sense of humor, so I haven’t crossed the line…yet…but I can see it coming.

Reality: I don’t see how the hell the Air Force is going to maintain it’s mission with the current round of personnel cuts. That’s a problem. I don’t see a solution. It’s time for me to get out of the way so folks who can see a way, can take my spot and get it done. I’ve managed to keep the dam plugged so far, but they’re temporary solutions to problems that are going to get worse instead of better.

And finally, I understand what the word weary means. I’m weary. I need to quit doing this before I turn into one of those guys that retires and has a heart attack six weeks after he walks out the door.

20. October 2006 · Comments Off on Battlestar Galactica (061020) · Categories: That's Entertainment!

Okay, fine, be that way. Have an absolutely killer episode to crawl your way out of last year’s bullshit.

‘Cuz seriously, as predictable as it was, this week’s episode absolutely freaking rocked and rocked hard.

Even the perfectly symmetrical big freaking explosions didn’t distract from it.

I suppose we could ignore the second half of Season 2.

20. October 2006 · Comments Off on The Internet is Addicting · Categories: General

I’ve seen this one in a few places so I googled it and got this article. I’m sure you can find more.

Stanford study explores web of Internet addiction
Six to 14 percent of computer users may be afflicted, researchers say

By Lisa M. Krieger, MEDIANEWS STAFF
Article Last Updated:10/20/2006 02:45:11 AM PDT

Like a roll of dice or a sip of bourbon, the glow of the computer screen has an irresistible and dangerous allure to many people, according to a new nationwide study by Stanford University.

A random survey of 2,500 adults — the first-ever attempt to quantify “Internet addiction” in the general population — found 6 to 14 percent of computer users said they spent too many bleary-eyed hours checking e-mail, making blog entries or visiting Web sites or chat rooms, neglecting work, school, families, food and sleep.

The Stanford team, led by psychiatrist Elias Aboujaoude, isn’t worried about folks who spend their lunch hours cruising travel sites for a summer vacation in Tuscany.

Knowing a bit about addiction from both the counselor and addict perspective, I think we’re talking a different beast here. Are these people addicted to the internet or are they simply communicating using the technology available? Are people who stay up late at the diner having coffee with their friends addicted to diners? And yes, I recognize the “symptom” of neglecting other areas of their life, but still, I think there’s something different going on here.

How many folks are walking around with a perpetual blue-tooth attached to their head? How many folks do you see on their cell phone alllll the time?

We’re connected in ways we never dreamed of. Is that good? Is that bad? Is it healthy? We’re still dealing with the changes.

I’m getting to the point where I only check my email a couple of times a day at work. Why? I get a hell of a lot more done. I used to be one of those guys who reacted every time a new mail bing-bong went off. I turned off the new mail sound. Also, I don’t have my cell phone turned on when I’m at home or in my office. Why? I have phones there. If you need me and can’t get ahold of me at work or at home, THEN you should call my cell phone. This seems to annoy and baffle people. Why don’t you just use your cell all the time? I do, when I make calls. The phone book is just too convenient not to. But I don’t take calls on it all that often because…I have phones in my office and at home.

At some point, I have to understand that technology is for MY convenience. I’m not a slave to the machine, it’s a slave to me.

19. October 2006 · Comments Off on You Know it’s Time to Retire When (061019) · Categories: Air Force

you can.

Okay, so two months ago they couldn’t have told me, “Hey, wait a couple months, you’ll get what you want?” No, they had to act like it wasn’t going to happen.

Hopefully I’ll be a Mr. by this time next year.

Woo hoo!

19. October 2006 · Comments Off on Engage The Cloaking Device · Categories: Science!

Cool.

First Invisibility Cloak Tested Successfully, Scientists Say

Sean Markey
for National Geographic News

October 19, 2006
Researchers announced today that they’ve built the world’s first invisibility cloak, although the fine print may disappoint science- fiction fans.

The device works only in two dimensions and only on microwaves.

Still, the experiment proves that a theoretical blueprint for building invisibility cloaks unveiled by the same team just five months ago works.

Although, I was hoping for a flying car first.

19. October 2006 · Comments Off on Question of the Day (061019) · Categories: GWOT

So what exactly should we do in Iraq?

‘Cuz folks, this shit is starting to piss me right the hell off. Bad enough we’re fighting Iran in Iraq with the rest of the world perfectly okay with that. We’re losing a lot of good people and I’m not hearing an overwhelming barrage of good reasons for it. I’m also not hearing an overwhelming good alternative to the way we’re doing things other than, “Run awayyyyy.” Not the answer. But what is?

Me? I’m of the Schwatzkopf/Powell school. Hit them. Hit them hard. Control the battlespace completely. Then let the locals take over bit by bit.

But that costs LOTS o’ money and we’re all about war on the cheap.

Sorry, the casualties are really starting to my pinch my nipples…and no…that doesn’t turn me on.

And DON’T EVEN get me started on CNN and their coverage of insurgent snipers. Miserable excuses for human beings all of them.

16. October 2006 · Comments Off on Monday Night Comedies On CBS · Categories: That's Entertainment!

“How I Met Your Mother” Friends, but funnier. Barney is the king of all bastardly single guys.

“The Class” Welcome Back Kotter’s kids…er…grandkids? I think they’re trying to see how many plots they can cram into a half an hour. It’s working, but damn…

“Two and a Half Men” The Odd Couple just never gets old, especially when it’s as twisted as this show. I think the little guy, Jake, may have the best timing in comedy today.

“The New Adventures of Old Christine” Not sure if this is supposed to be “The Lucy Show” or some sort of weird “Mary Tyler Moore” thing…but it’s funnier this year than last.

Not a regular schmoe married to a hot chick in the bunch.

I have no idea what “CSI Miami” is doing at the end of Monday Night. It’s a sad distant relation to Hawaii Five Oh. David Caruso is no Jack Lord and chicks in bikinis just don’t make up for all the moping and fuming. And if we’re going to have someone who’s always smarter than everyone else, can we at least have some sort of likeable quirk? It’s a rule. They broke it.

14. October 2006 · Comments Off on I’ve Been Sold · Categories: Pajama Game, Technology, That's Entertainment!

As I’ve been mulling over the how and when to buy a MacBook, I’ve mentioned it to some folks at work and in our circle of friends. There’s a SSgt that works for me that has looked at me with complete disgust and asked, “Why would anyone buy a Mac?” (His primary reason for owning a PC? Gaming.) The short answer is, “They sold their product to me and they did it well.” The long answer follows should you care to read on.

First of all, let me rave, yet again, about Apple’s best little salesman ever invented. Yes, I’m going to gush about my iPod yet again. Why? Because dear readers, my iPod works better than any other piece of technology I’ve EVER owned. That’s EVER. It’s a handheld item that (gasp) fits my hand. I can use it one handed with my thumb on the scroll wheel or two handed with the finger from the hand not holding the pod, my choice, either way works. Unlike so many Windows based updates, when you get an update for iTunes, things have changed for the better. I can put a bunch of photos on my iPod, or choose not to. I can watch videos, or not. I can put TV shows on it, or not. I can add album art to alllllllllllll of the selections, or not. I get to decide exactly how it’s going to look and act and I don’t have to go digging through menu after submenu after submenu to find out how to do it. I don’t have to research online for 45 freaking minutes to find out that once again, I need to download some form of powertools or another to configure it the way I want it to look. It works. It worked out of the box and it’s worked ever since.

Quicktime: Once upon a time, I hated Quicktime. Every time it autoloaded it’s way onto my computer for some sort of educational software we had for Boyo, it managed to cludge things up. It would open but not run the video or the sound would be messed up. These days, I’d rather run every video thing via Quicktime than WinMedia or RealTime. It’s smoother. It loads faster. The sound is cleaner. Clean sound is becoming more and more important to me. My hearing is NOT what it used to be. Living on the ends of and around flightlines has something to do with it I’m sure.

The commercials. On any given day as soon as I get out of uniform, I may not be as young as the Mac guy, but I feel and dress like the Mac guy. Not a good reason for dropping a grand or two. So let’s talk about the earlier commercials. I’ve got to buy a lot of additional software whenever I want to do what I do on my PC Laptop. The Mac comes with all the basic software I need to play with photos, music and video. That’s what I mostly do on my laptop. Windows is getting ready to upgrade, which tells me that I’m going to have to upgrade every damn piece of software in the next couple of years. There’s my photo editor, my sound editor, my video editor. Sigh. If I buy a Mac, I get the latest of everything for that system and I don’t have to worry a bit about it. I can upgrade to more powerful tools in increments instead of all or nothing. That’s just HUGE in my book.

And while we’re talking about software, let’s talk about all the CRAP that comes installed on your Gateway or Dell or HP as it comes out of the box. How many HOURS did it take you to clean out the crap software, the 30-day trial software, the “who uses this?” software the last time you bought a new PC? If you’re like me, you’re still finding stuff that you never use, taking up space, taking up RAM, taking up your time.

Mac Users. You know who I’m talking about. Them. They’re so smug. They walk around as if they don’t have a care in the world. Ask a Mac user what they think of their computer and they will gush forth expressions of purest love, dedication, and devotion. You can hear the arias in their heads as they sing the praises of their computers. And that my friends is my primary reason for buying a Mac. Mac Users L.O.V.E. their machines. You just don’t see that sort of dedication to a product anywhere else. They walk around like they know something the rest of us are missing.

When I was down in The Springs, I worked with a couple of Marine Comm Officers. I worked with more when I was out in Hawaii. Let me tell you, when it comes to Comm, no one does it better or smarter than our USMC. You wouldn’t think so just in passing, but then again, they NEED good, secure, stable comm. Every one of the really smart guys, the ones who solved problems, the ones who had their brains wrapped around what the net was doing for our military? They all had Macs and could not figure out why the HELL the military wouldn’t switch. They also preached, to all who would listen, the benefits of Mac ownership. They all felt like the change was finally coming, slowly, surely, but they were pretty sure that it was coming. More people would be buying Macs and soon.

And you know what…they were right again. More folks are giving up the PC headache and are switching. It’s not just longhairs and science geeks buying them anymore. They’re going mainstream. The iPod sold more folks than just me.

So that’s why I’m switching to a Mac laptop instead of waiting for the new Windows OS and getting a faster PC Laptop. I think I’m making the best decision and getting the most bang for my buck.

I also really really want to be that smug about the equipment I’m using.

13. October 2006 · Comments Off on Caption This One (061013) · Categories: Fun and Games


(US Air Force photo/Tech Sgt. Cecilio Ricardo Jr.)

12. October 2006 · Comments Off on Meet Lucy · Categories: Critters

So Gypsy Cat is doing well on her last day of quarantine and one of the gals at the pet shelter is already eyeing her with pure love in her eyes. Gypsy’s going to be fine.

But, Beautiful Wife was there at the shelter and we already have a waiver for three mammal type pets, and this pup and Max just hit it right off and would you just look at that face?

Sometimes you just have to say “Yes Dear.” and accept the inevitable. Smart married men know how and when to do this, divorced married men haven’t figured it out yet.

They listed her as half heeler, half shephard, but she’s kind of long so I think there’s some beagle in there too.

11. October 2006 · Comments Off on Attention Mac-Heads · Categories: Technology

I’m seriously getting ready to buy a MacBook. I don’t game on my notebook other than play an occaissional hand of cards online, and I mostly write and edit photos and graphics and stuff for other things I do.

Experiences?

Comments?

Perceptions?

Update: As if someone were reading my mind over at AppleInsider:

Apple to update MacBook lines in time for holidays

Apple Computer plans to update both its MacBook and MacBook Pro lines of Intel notebook computers in time for the holiday shopping season, but may take some time before it does so, AppleInsider has learned.

Whole Story.

11. October 2006 · Comments Off on Question of the Day (061011) · Categories: Technology

Why is it easier to buy something online than it is to pay a bill online?

10. October 2006 · Comments Off on The Scream Awards On Spike · Categories: That's Entertainment!

If you missed it, you missed it.

It’s just freaking awesome.

It’s nice to know there are other sick, twisted freaks.

10. October 2006 · Comments Off on Question of the Day (061010) · Categories: World

North Korea. Now what?

08. October 2006 · Comments Off on Stickin’ My Nose In Your Playlist (061008) · Categories: That's Entertainment!

What are you listening to lately?

Me?

John Mayer’s Continuum. I know it’s pop, but this guy can play.
The Fray’s How to Save a Life. Haunting. Very haunting. Gets under my skin kind of haunting.
Israel Kamakawiwo’ole’s Facing Future. First heard Bruddah Iz everywhere in Hawaii (not live, he’d passed by the time we got there) and this album just does not get old. I know it’s sacrilege to some, but his is THE version of Over the Rainbow.
Sam Moore’s Overnight Sensational. The Sam from Sam and Dave with guests. Sweet album. I like this trend of older artists working with younger. Gives me hope.
Bonnie Raitt and Friends Live. Same reason as immediately above. She and Nora Jones need to do a LOT more together.

Not sure about what I’m hearing off Sam’s Town, The Killers’ new album. What do you all think? I like it, but it doesn’t sound like The Killers to me.

Those of you with long memories might wonder what I think of the new Evanescence album, The Open Door. Let’s just say I’m still listening to Fallen. I don’t know why you’d write one song 13 different ways, but they did. I’m still a fan, but I’m very disappointed.

05. October 2006 · Comments Off on Hook’s Approaching 500,000 Hits · Categories: Site News

Be part of it.

05. October 2006 · Comments Off on Most Over Rated Song Ever · Categories: That's Entertainment!

Michele over at FTTW did this a couple days ago, I wanted to add my two cents and see where you fine readers were at.

Most over-rated song of all time?

The song that makes you just wonder what the hell anyone was thinking when they wrote it, much less rehearsed it and the, recorded it.

For me?

Smoke on the Water. I’m not saying it’s a bad song, I’m just saying, it’s not all that great. It’s a freaking four note blues riff. Blackmore must have been drunk when he wrote it and the fact that Gillan’s vocals carries it…I rest my case. Clapton’s worst B-Side is better than this.

Just my opinion, what’s yours?

03. October 2006 · Comments Off on Kitty’s in the Slammer · Categories: Critters

While I’m on this TDY thing, Beautiful Wife has had her share of trials in the past couple of days. Gypsy and Miko cats have pretty much given up the upper floor of the house to Maximum Dawg, only venturing out at night and the early morning hour that Max is in the backyard kennel. That’s been working, they get fed and pet in the early morning and at night. Max has the daylight hours. Everyone seemed okay with that until lately.

Gypsy has never been the most friendly of felines. Beautiful Wife eventually became her human and she’s barely tolerated Boyo and myself. And she’s always, always, always wanted to be an only cat. She’s never got along with other cats, but she’s never really attacked them either.

Lately, that’s been changing. Miko has an agreement with Max. You leave me alone, and I won’t take your nose off. Miko’s adjusting to having the dog around. At first Gypsy just ignored Max but now, Gypsy has become even more dysfunctional than ever. We’ve noticed Miko’s been missing meals, hiding, and has had a couple of fur patches taken off. This is not Max’s doing, it’s Gypsy, we just haven’t caught her.

Yesterday, when Beautiful Wife was doing laundry she reached down to give “her cat” a pet and a cuddle and wound up in a doctor’s office for a very nasty cat bite. Two bags of IV antibiotics and a week’s worth of follow up oral tabs later, Gypsy is in a kennel for 10 days of quarantine and then further determination.

Beautiful Wife’s hand is shrinking down to normal from being swollen to about twice it’s normal size. Scarey stuff. Gypsy cat will not be coming home to us.

I’d like to feel worse about this, but besides my wife, I’ve got a 10 year old boy in the house and other animals to consider. Gypsy was near death’s door when we took her in, almost feral, but not quite over the edge. She’s now 15 pounds of fat tabby that’s been increasingly more difficult to live with, mellowing on occaission, but never quite fitting in with the rest of the house. I’m just not willing to risk us or the rest of our menagerie. We didn’t figure she’d “take” to Max, we never thought she’d turn on Miko and us.

I’ve never given up on a rescue before, especially one that’s been around for 7 years, but when it becomes a hazard, I’m quite done. Beautiful Wife isn’t one to give up either nor to be scared by any critter, but this has got her freaked. I can’t blame her.

Of course, when the catchers came to gather her up for quarantine, Gypsy turned into super suck up, purring and rubbing on the capture pole, letting the catchers give her all kinds of love. Beautiful Wife is kind of pissed. Her cat takes a bite from her but sucks up to complete strangers, which she NEVER does.

Maybe she just decided she didn’t want to live with us anymore. Cats do that. I do wish she’d chosen a less emphatic way to tell us.

And I have to admit, there’s a sense of relief knowing that she’s going to be gone. Most of the other critters in our home have come to one sort of agreement or another. Spirit the Cockatiel has Boyo’s room to himself, allowed into the living room only when we’re all around and out only when Max is kenneled and kitties are downstairs. Boyo was awesome at keeping his bedroom door closed for a year to show us he could do it, thus earning the right to keep a bird himself. Max has learned not to chase Miko, Miko just gives him that disdainful “Stupid dog” look. Max is learning to not try to catch the birdie. Spirit is new, this will take time. It’s chaos, but it’s a weirdly organized and non-hazardous to fur or feather chaos.

03. October 2006 · Comments Off on You Know It’s Time to Retire When (061003) · Categories: Air Force

You’re sitting in a room with about 100 of your peers and you realize that in your head you’re singing the ol’ Sesame Street song, “One of these things just doesn’t belong here, one of these things just isn’t the same.” and it occurs to you that you’re perfectly okay with that.

02. October 2006 · Comments Off on Shakin’ My Head in Wonder · Categories: GWOT, My Head Hurts, Rant

No, I didn’t miss the fact that our Senate has given The President and Secretary of Defense unprecedented powers that basically trash our bill of rights, I’m just still in a state of absolute shock that it happened so easily.

Military: You there, terrorist, get in the car.

Citizen: What? Who are you? What are you… I want a lawyer.

Military: THUNK.

Military 2: Terrorists, they’re so cute when they try to hide behind our freedoms.

Military: Freedoms…hehehe.

Military 2: Shaddup, he’ll get his tribunal…eventually…after he’s questioned.

Padme was wrong, freedom didn’t die amidst the cheers of a crowd, it died because America is still quaking in fear, five years later.

Even the most enlightened leader, the best guy/gal in the world, will be tempted to use this act in some way that’s abusive.

Again, I’m worried for the soul of America. Who are we becoming that we allow this to happen without so much as a blink?

Yeah, I know, the terrorists are bad guys, but what happens if “they” decide “you’re” a terrorist?

“First they came for the Jews, and I did nothing, because I am not a Jew.”

This is not who we are.

01. October 2006 · Comments Off on Goin’ TDY · Categories: Air Force

I’ve got dis t’ing, down dere for da next week.

Don’t know how much I’ll be online. But I’ll try to get some gems out of it. 100-something Master Sergeants cooped up in a convention center discussing “Health, Morale and Welfare.” You KNOW there’s got to be some serious funny in there. Oh…damn…what goes TDY stays TDY.

Oh well, I’ll have a good time.

29. September 2006 · Comments Off on Will I Get One Zune? · Categories: That's Entertainment!

The more I hear about MicroSoft’s “iPod Killer” the less likely I am to buy one. Set for release on 14 November, just in time for Christmas, the new Zune sports a larger screen at a cheaper price ($249.99). It also comes with an F.M. radio and WiFi. MS is also planning to buy all of your downloaded iTunes purchases in order to bring you over. It may be able to do something with the latest XBox. It will run Windows Mobile.

And ladies and gentlemen, that’s what’s going to kill the “iPod killer.” You’re going to get a lot more stuff for about $50.00 cheaper, but with Windows at it’s core, folks who already have one or two iPods simply aren’t going to convert. Windows sucks. You know it, I know it, Bill Gates knows it. The only reason we tolerate it is because Macs are too expensive and Linux can’t get any decent applications going. I’ve already put Beautiful Wife on notice, my next notebook is going to be a Mac. I’m done fighting Windows when I don’t have to.

The good news about the Zune? It could make Apple lower some of it’s prices. Maybe. If I were Steve Jobs, I wouldn’t be shaking too much. Cuz it’s Windows and everyone knows Windows sucks.

UPDATE: Our very alert readers have corrected me on the current price of the 30gig iPod. It’s $249.00 making it .99 cheaper than the Zune.

And I have to agree with some of the comments, I want my MP3 player to be my MP3 player and my iPod does that better than anything I’ve seen so far.

25. September 2006 · Comments Off on The Clinton Interview with Chris Wallace · Categories: GWOT, My Head Hurts

Is here.

I see the right and the left are going completely batshit about this.

My take?

It’s 2006, you got nuthin’ better ta do?

24. September 2006 · Comments Off on Week Three Gloatage · Categories: Fun and Games, That's Entertainment!

Bears Fan: Good game eh?

Vikings Fan: …

Bears Fan: No really, up until that last pass, it could have gone either way.

Vikings Fan: Yah.

Bears Fan: Da Bears.

22. September 2006 · Comments Off on Taking A Caption Break · Categories: General

Shrug.