02. March 2007 · Comments Off on Air Force 2015, Predictions · Categories: Air Force

All support functions will be fully in the hands of civillians.

All highly technical and functions that require long term training will be contracted out unless they’re too dangerous. These functions will have strict restrictions, enforced by union representatives. Mission is no longer first, the people are, and they’re paid five times what those in uniform once accepted.

The only members left in uniform will be pilots and other operators and some select enlisted personnel.

Pilots won’t actually get in the aircraft, they’ll fly the plane via remote control. If they destroy an aircraft they don’t die…they’re replaced…immediately.

All transport flights that don’t include transporting personnel will be fully automated.

All enlisted functions will be in direct support of pilots and other operators, but too dangerous for civilians.

All health care will be provided by the local “Doc in a Box.” You know, the free clinic that folks on welfare won’t even go to unless they’re absolutely sure they’re dying.

Every unit will have the following specialists assigned:

– A Lawyer.

– A physical fitness specialist (gym teacher). This person will decide whether or not a member is physically fit for duty, not the Commander or Medical Personnel. They may have additional training in law to ensure to they fully document the member’s health and fitness shortfalls.

– A security specialist to protect the above personnel from the rest of the squadron.

– First Sergeants will no longer even pretend to care about morale and health issues. Those wearing the diamond will be the Superintendents of today, adding discipline to their duties. Their primary purpose will be to help the Lawyer and Gym Teacher in getting rid of personnel who are no longer meeting standards. There are no second chances, one strike and they’re out.

– Commanders are simply in place to sign the paperwork the previous specialists place before them. If they do not agree with the lawyer, they may be brought up on dereliction of duty charges. You can bet they’ll stick.

Too cynical? Commanders will never put up with it? Senior NCOs won’t allow their people to be treated in such a manner? One can hope. Unfortunately, in some ways, we’re already there.

28. February 2007 · Comments Off on American Idol 2007 · Categories: General, That's Entertainment!

Wow.  There’s only about four people out of the current 20 that I care to listen to.

Randy, Paul and Simon really picked some average singers this year.

18. February 2007 · Comments Off on Random Rants (070218) · Categories: General Nonsense, Rant

It’s not that I don’t care about the current political situation or what’s happening in Iraq, it’s more that I’m so disgusted with the situation that I simply can’t bring myself, on most days, to even think about talking about it. Let me be clear here. The fact that we don’t even have Baghdad secured at this point and that we’re just starting to push back at the Iranians in country completely pisses me off. WTF?!!! On the other side of the aisle, the folks that are talking about cutting funding and that we’ve already lost, and we need to pull out make my blood boil even hotter. You don’t talk shit while your folks are on the ground trying to get things done. Either have the balls to pull us the fuck out or shut the fuck up and give us what we need to get it done.

UPDATE: Congressman Sam Johnson from Texas is much more eloquent.

I know far more about Anna-Nichole Smith than I ever wanted to. Loved the Guess Jeans billboards…otherwise…shrug.

You’ve got to admire Britney Spears dontcha? When that girl melts down, she melts down alllllll the way. You have to forgive me though…I think the bald look is HOT.

It’s only February of 2007. How come I’m hearing about who’s running for President NEXT YEAR? Election years are becoming like Christmas Seasons, they’re backing up earlier and earlier every year. Hell, at this rate, they’ll start running for President as soon as they get elected to the Senate…oh…wait…

I caught the repeat of SNL’s Christmas Show last night. Justin Timberlake is a funny guy. Not my style of music, but he doesn’t suck at that either.

Buying a house is stressful and gives me mild anxiety attacks. We’re so lucky we have a good realtor and a decent credit union. They’ve literally held our hands through the whole process.

I HATE job hunting. I’m willing to take a BIT of a pay cut as I transition to civilian life, but some of these corporations are on DRUGS if they think I’m willing to start at half my current salary. I’m in the freaking Air Force. We’re just above the poverty level for Chrissakes.

How come STATE OF THE BLACK UNION isn’t considered racist?

Why do these people who keep talking about Katrina recovery keep wanting MY money to fix the problems? I didn’t choose to live in a freaking time bomb and I resent the fact that they want MY money to rebuild in an area that’s still below sea level and will flood AGAIN if another hurricane hits. Pardon me, but go fuck yourselves.

05. February 2007 · Comments Off on 16.5 Hours Later… · Categories: Rant

…and I still hate Rex Grossman’s guts.  I know, that’s his thing, he’s either very good or very bad.

The sucktitude he displayed yesterday though…that was almost astounding.

It’s not like he could have been tired, hell, the offense practically spent NO time on the field.

02. February 2007 · Comments Off on Condeleezza Rice is Evil · Categories: Politics, That's Entertainment!

Here’s the proof.

Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa BEARS.

01. February 2007 · Comments Off on Boston Livid Over Lite Brite Stunt, Journey Laughs its Ass Off · Categories: My Head Hurts, sarcasm

Okay, not only did Boston get shut down by a bunch of lite-brites yesterday, but they’re going to further embarass themselves by prosecuting the advertisers:

BOSTON — Livid about a publicity campaign that disrupted the city by stirring fears of terrorism, Boston officials vowed to prosecute those responsible and seek restitution, while others mocked authorities on Thursday for what they called an overreaction.

Officials found a slew of blinking electronic signs adorning bridges and other high-profile spots across the city Wednesday, prompting the closing of a highway and part of the Charles River and the deployment of bomb squads.

I would be one of those in the “mocking authorities” column.

Seriously folks, get your pantries stocked and start reading survivorist manuals.  We’re falling apart fast.

And for the record, I’m thinking that if you’ve got that many people on your staff who can’t recognize a member of “The Aqua Teen Hunger Force” you have no right representing or protecting the public in the first place.

31. January 2007 · Comments Off on Shuffle in Color · Categories: Technology

I’m not sure what’s more annoying, the color choices of the new iPod Shuffle or the annoying way Apple waits until everyone buys one kind of something before they give you any sort of choice.  Are there really that many people with that much expendable income going, “Ooooh, new shiny thing!” and buying said shiny the moment it hits the shelves?  How many teenagers got a plain shuffle for Christmas and are looking to their birthday for a NEW one in color? It can’t be worth it to tease like this constantly. Can it?

In other tech news…something called Vista(?) became available today. If you’re anything like us, you’ll think about it only when you’re ready to buy a new computer.  The last time I ran out and bought a new OS from Microsoft was Windows 3.0 and I can’t tell you what a freaking nightmare THAT was. 

I’m not all that excited about Office 07 either.  What more can it do?  I’ve not seen anything all that exciting in Office since 97. 

30. January 2007 · Comments Off on “Stop the BS and Let’s Get it Done” · Categories: GWOT, My Head Hurts

They say that NCOs aren’t happy unless we’re bitching.  This guy over at Blackfive is absolutely ecstatic!!

 Things that I am tired of in this war:

I am tired of Democrats saying they are patriotic and then insulting my commander in chief and the way he goes about his job.

I am tired of Democrats who tell me they support me, the soldier on the ground, and then tell me the best plan to win this war is with a “phased redeployment” (liberal-speak for retreat) out of the combat zone to someplace like Okinawa.

I am tired of the Democrats whining for months on T.V., in the New York Times, and in the House and Senate that we need more troops to win the war in Iraq, and then when my Commander in Chief plans to do just that, they say that is the wrong plan, it won’t work, and we need a “new direction.”

I am tired of every Battalion Sergeant Major and Command Sergeant Major I see over here being more concerned about whether or not I am wearing my uniform in the “spot on,” most garrison-like manner; instead of asking me whether or not I am getting the equipment I need to win the fight, the support I need from my chain of command, or if the chow tastes good.

I am tired of junior and senior officers continually doubting the technical expertise of junior enlisted soldiers who are trained far better to do the jobs they are trained for than these officers believe.

I am tired of senior officers and commanders who fight this war with more of an eye on the media than on the enemy, who desperately needs killing.

I am tired of the decisions of Sergeants and Privates made in the heat of battle being scrutinized by lawyers who were not there and will never really know the state of mind of the young soldiers who were there and what is asked of them in order to survive.

I am tired of CNN claiming that they are showing “news,” with videotape sent to them by terrorists, of my comrades being shot at by snipers, but refusing to show what happens when we build a school, pave a road, hand out food and water to children, or open a water treatment plant.

I am tired of following the enemy with drones that have cameras, and then dropping bombs that sometimes kill civilians; because we could do a better job of killing the right people by sending a man with a high powered rifle instead.

I am tired of Democrats who tell me they support me, the soldier on the ground, and then tell me the best plan to win this war is with a “phased redeployment” (liberal-speak for retreat) out of the combat zone to someplace like Okinawa.

I am tired of the Democrats whining for months on T.V., in the New York Times, and in the House and Senate that we need more troops to win the war in Iraq, and then when my Commander in Chief plans to do just that, they say that is the wrong plan, it won’t work, and we need a “new direction.”

I am tired of every Battalion Sergeant Major and Command Sergeant Major I see over here being more concerned about whether or not I am wearing my uniform in the “spot on,” most garrison-like manner; instead of asking me whether or not I am getting the equipment I need to win the fight, the support I need from my chain of command, or if the chow tastes good.

I am tired of junior and senior officers continually doubting the technical expertise of junior enlisted soldiers who are trained far better to do the jobs they are trained for than these officers believe.

I am tired of senior officers and commanders who fight this war with more of an eye on the media than on the enemy, who desperately needs killing.

I am tired of the decisions of Sergeants and Privates made in the heat of battle being scrutinized by lawyers who were not there and will never really know the state of mind of the young soldiers who were there and what is asked of them in order to survive.

And there you have a good chunk of what’s wrong with the Global War on Terror.  When I first heard that we were “starting” to target Iranians causing shit in Iraq my first thought was, “Are you fucking shitting me?!!!”  We’re just STARTING to mess with these motherfuckers? 

I swear to Christ I need to either stop reading the news or start drinking heavily.

 

29. January 2007 · Comments Off on Talking Back to Spam (070129) · Categories: Technology

Really?  You think someone here at TDB would be interested in a Windows Vista Crack? 

If you could get me a sneak peak at Leopard we might be able to work something out, but I’m not touching Vista for at least a year or two so you’re wasting your time and mine.

29. January 2007 · Comments Off on Top 10 Myths of the Iraq War · Categories: Iraq

Over at The Strategy Page.

1-No Weapons of Mass Destruction (WMD).

2-The 2003 Invasion was Illegal.

3-Sanctions were working.

And it goes on and on with more explanations.

Yes, I know things are not “rosey” over there.  However, strategic problems do not validate all the other rantings.

Via Dan Collins at Protein Wisdom.

26. January 2007 · Comments Off on Soldiers’ Angels: ‘Absolutely Critical’ Mission Possible · Categories: General

Received an email from Soldiers’ Angels.  Please cut and paste into your blogs.
“For me on the front lines, this support is absolutely critical. It shows that we are not forgotten or uncared for. They are essential to those they touch to keeping morale high in the deployed areas. Thank you Soldiers’ Angels!” SGT. Michael Kelley, USArmy in Iraq.

Pasadena, CA (PRWeb) January 26, 2007 — Very soon, as more of U.S. troops will be deployed, or redeployed, in the Global War on Terror, Soldiers’ Angels mission becomes even more critical. SA has never let the troops down, but now, more than ever, it needs help from Americans.

Soldiers’ Angels has sent over 100,000 packages and countless letters to our troops since it began in 2003. Patti Patton-Bader was inspired to found Soldier’s Angels when her son wrote home from Iraq, expressing his concern that some soldiers did not receive any mail or support from home. Within a few short months Soldiers’ Angels had grown from a mother writing a few extra letters, to an Internet Community with tens of thousands of angels worldwide.

SGT. Michael Kelley, from IL, has been serving in Iraq since last May:
“As a soldier deployed overseas, I was adopted into the Soldiers’ Angels Program. I have not only received valuable moral and emotional support and encouragement, but I have also received care packages. For me on the front lines, this support is absolutely critical. It shows that we are not forgotten or uncared for. They are essential to those they touch to keeping morale high in the deployed areas. Thank you Soldiers’ Angels!”

If all predictions hold true, there will be 20,000 extra soldiers just like SGT Kelley. Whether or not you support the war, they are over there making sacrifices for the American People and they need our support.

To support him and all our troops, SA needs your help. Will you adopt a soldier? Will you write letters? Soldiers Angels has many teams in many areas to fulfill our mission statement. If you don’t have the time to adopt or join a specialized team, how about making a much needed donation? Every cent raised goes straight into filling the soldiers’ needs. We need you. Our soldiers need you. Please help, visit www.soldiersangels.org to sign up or make a donation.

Soldiers’ Angels is an all-volunteer, 501 (C)(3) non-profit organization dedicated to the support of the brave men and women deployed in support of the War on Terror in Iraq, Afghanistan and wherever we fly the flag of the United States of America.

If you would like more information about this topic or to schedule an interview with Patti Patton-Bader, please call her at 615-676-0239.

26. January 2007 · Comments Off on Caption This One (070126) · Categories: Fun and Games

(U.S. Air Force photo/Airman 1st Class Gina Chiaverotti)
You know what to do and where to do it.

If you want to submit a picture, send it to me. I’m kind of tired of finding them myself.  Keep them military related and remember, no branch or rank is sacred.  Also, please try to give me a link and/or credit.
Others:

OTB.

Wizbang.

25. January 2007 · Comments Off on Random Rants (070125) · Categories: General Nonsense

Does it creep anyone else out that I have a cold and PJ Media is advertising Thera-Flu?

“Make This Go On Forever” by Snow Patrol is one of those songs that gets in your head and crawls around until you have to play it AGAIN just to turn it off…for awhile…and then it sneaks up again. Either that or the Alka Seltzer has better drugs than I thought.

Okay, how did Loggins and Messina sneak onto my “Alternative/Punk” playlist? Out of the iPod longhair!

OMFG! Therapy?! He’s going to therapy?!! What if the other guy was doing Joan Rivers impersonations and offering to do a fabulous wall treatment in his dressing room? Even other faggots would call him a faggot. I’m telling you, this PC bullshit is going to destroy us all. You watch, the next thing that will happen is that scientists who don’t accept Global Warming will be sent back to school for recertification.

I know, I can’t seem to leave this alone…it really bugs me. I’m not saying that people who use hate speech aren’t assholes, they are, but can we just write them off as assholes without turning it into some sort of mental illness? I use the word “faggot” and my gay friends slam me back with “breeder” or “butch boy” and we all know we’re joking. No big deals. If I were to lash out at one of them and drop the “f” bomb in a hateful way, I’d probably wind up apologizing for being an asshole…unless they were flaming out of control in an inappropriate time and place and then I’m sorry…all bets are off.

Of course…if I were more cynical…I might just think that in the current culture of “controversy IS advertising” that the whole thing was somehow…acted out…scripted…engineered behind the scenes as a way to give Grey’s Anatomy more advertising just as they’re changing nights…if I were more cynical.

25. January 2007 · Comments Off on I Habba Code (Update) · Categories: Memoir

So I did a half day of work yesterday and I’m going to try and do the same today. It’s not easy, my head is just a huge, snot filled balloon that feels like it’s going to go at any. freaking. minute. And I’ve got to write an EPR because my troop is in Africa and can’t/won’t give me anything resembling a decent bullet. He must have done something. Everytime I went to his desk it was filled with piles of stuff that moved and changed shape. Something productive must have been happening. Right?

Alka Seltzer Cold is pretty cool stuff though. It kicks in almost immediately after you take it. You just have to remember to take it every four hours and…well…when I’m sick, I have no short term memory.

What I wouldn’t give for a decent 12 hour cold tab. It’s hard though because you HAVE to go off base to get any good drugs anymore, and then you can only get about 2 days worth otherwise you’ve got the cops coming to your house looking for a freaking Meth Lab. And who wants to have a warrant served as they’re waiting for their head to explode?…been there…done that.

I wonder what other sort of fun the single moms in the office are going to bring in from the infecteous disease lab child care center. What’s that, SrA Snuffly is on quarters with Pink Eye? Frelling lovely.

23. January 2007 · Comments Off on Atlas Shrugs Expose · Categories: Fun With Islam

They emailed me, the least I can do is put the link up:

ATLAS EXPOSE: ISLAMIC CHARITY SHAM!

But NISA, the North American Islamic Shelter for the Abused, doesn’t exist. After exhaustive investigative efforts, we find NISA is a shell. A cellphone. An 888 number that is not answered but several cell phones.The Islamic shelter for abused women (wife beating, btw, is in the Koran) has no shelter and offers no services other than referral to government shelters.

Using battered women to raise funds for what nefarious purpose? What exactly are they raising money for? In an ATLAS EXCLUSIVE, covert Atlas operative Julie blew the lid right off what appears to be a bogus Islamic charity. Julie has extensive experience in this field. Her husband is a Muslim and has written numerous books and articles exposing the jihad worldwide.

Kind of over the top, but still a good story.

Is anyone really surprised that an Islamic Woman’s Shelter isn’t for real? It’s kind of an oxymoron.

23. January 2007 · Comments Off on I Habba Code · Categories: General

Feeling quite miserable.  Fox News analyzing a State of the Union that hasn’t happened yet, isn’t lifting my spirits.

Some whack job has kidnapped his babys’ Momma and the babies.  Does this ever turn out well?  When have you ever seen one of these where the Mom and the kids say, “Thank you, thank you for kidnapping us and making us realize that you really ARE the man for this family?”  No, this will end in a photogenic standoff somewhere.

Man survives attack by a Great White.  How much you want to bet he’s not an atheist?  Oh he might of been…

The little Thera-Flu Strips?  They work, for about two hours of the four advertised and well, but you need to add a pain killer to take the “hit by a truck” feeling down to a manageable level.

21. January 2007 · Comments Off on Who Dat? · Categories: General, That's Entertainment!

Dat would be Da Bears.

Humming to myself as I do  a lil hustle step away, “We’re not here to cause no trouble, we’re just here to do da Super Bowl Shuffle.”

21. January 2007 · Comments Off on Did you Hear That? · Categories: That's Entertainment!

Chris Daughtry singing The Star Spangled Banner at the beginning of the Bears game?

That was sweet.

20. January 2007 · Comments Off on FireFTP · Categories: Technology

FireFTP is a super simple file transfer protocol (FTP) client that plugs right into your Firefox Browser. Once you install it, go to view, toolbars, customize and drag the lil seahorse to your menu bar.

If you can drag and drop in windows menus, you can use this.

So easy, even a Marine can do it.

Via Lifehacker.

I swear I’ve downloaded more stuff via Lifehacker in the past three days than I have through anyone else in over a month.

20. January 2007 · Comments Off on Cool Tech Blog · Categories: General

Lifehacker.

A great place to get the scooop on the latest, useful, downloads for both Macs and PCs.

I wish I could tell you where I got the link, I’ve been using it for about a week now.

20. January 2007 · Comments Off on Overheard on MSNBC (070120) · Categories: General

Hillary: “I’m in for 2008.”

Commentatator: “And now everyone’s going to want to hear what Hillary wants to say.”

Me…looking around: “Really? You think so? Most of the people I know scream “Shut up-shut up-SHUT UP!” whenever she’s on television…maybe it’s just me.”

18. January 2007 · Comments Off on Damn Liars · Categories: General

Being an old Cold Warrior and having qute a few military classroom hours devoted to recognizing socialist shenanigans when it pops up, this post over at Mudville made me smile in nostalgic giddiness.  The commies are STILL trying to win.  Don’t ever forget that.  They’re not going to give up no matter how sad and pathetic they’re exposed to be.

Via Blackfive.

 

14. January 2007 · Comments Off on Redneck Toffee/Chocolate Bars · Categories: Eat, Drink and be Merry

I’m sure they’re called something else. My Mom calls them “Cracker Candy” which I guess could translate to Redneck Toffee/Chocolate Bars but…

Face is, you’ve got a lot of leftover chocolate and brown sugar from your holiday cooking. Here’s a great way to get rid of some of it. Use the recipe down below as your guide.

Groceries:

1 Tube Saltine Crackers (WITH Salt)

6-10 Hershey’s Chocolate Bars

2 Sticks of Butter

1 Cup Light Brown Sugar

Pecans or Walnuts

Aluminum Foil

Preheat oven to 400.

Cover a cookie sheet (preferably the kind with a lip all around it) with aluminum foil.

Line a tube of Saltine Crackers, Salt Side Up, end to end on your cookie sheet.
Melt Butter over low heat. Add brown sugar slowly until it makes a caramel like mixture. Do NOT let the sugar carmalize, simple melt it into the butter until smooth.
Pour and spread the toffee over the crackers.

Bake for 5 minutes. The toffee mixture will drip into your oven if you don’t use a sheet with a lip all around and if you’re not familiar with the smell of burning sugar…well…let’s say it’s a great way to test your smoke alarms.
Cover the now bubbling crackers with the chocolate bars, “HERSHEY’S” side down.

Wait until the top of the chocolate appears wet and spread it around. Add nuts.
This time of year, stick it outside in your garage for about an hour, otherwise freeze for at least an hour.

When good and set, break it into bite sized pieces and keep in a airtight containers.

Don’t worry about a shelf-life. You won’t have any left over after a couple of days if you have ANYONE with a sweet tooth in your house.

14. January 2007 · Comments Off on Self-Cleaning Underwear · Categories: Air Force, General Nonsense

When I heard this on Weekend Update on Saturday Night Live…I KNEW it was fake news.

Apparently not:

Self-Cleaning Underwear Goes Weeks Without Washing.
Self-cleaning fabrics could revolutionize the sport apparel industry. The technology, created by scientists working for the U.S. Air Force, has already been used to create t-shirts and underwear that can be worn hygenically for weeks without washing.

The new technology attaches nanoparticles to clothing fibers using microwaves. Then, chemicals that can repel water, oil and bacteria are directly bound to the nanoparticles. These two elements combine to create a protective coating on the fibers of the material.

Not much leaves me without words but this one…I’m kind of lost. It’s just too funy on its own.

13. January 2007 · Comments Off on Birthday, Voting, Taking Time Off · Categories: Site News

Head over to FTTW and wish Turtle a Happy Birthday. While you’re there you can vote for your favorite fake band from TV, Movies, Cartoons etc.. The dear to my heart Buckaroo Banzai and the Hong Kong Cavaliers are currently in the lead.

And don’t let this fool you, I may start writing regularly again tomorrow or I may never come back. Maybe that doesn’t make any sense to you, but it seems to be working for me.

12. January 2007 · Comments Off on Integrity First (Still not back, just sayin’) · Categories: Air Force

I don’t know where she was when I was going through Basic…I used to get in trouble for saying, “SIR!  Amn Timmer reports as ordered.” to the female instructors when I was there…and no, I wasn’t alone.

A Lackland Staff Sergeant poses nude in Playboy, and now may be out of a job.

Michelle Manhart, 30, has two children and is married. In the February issue of Playboy magazine, she will be featured in a spread called “Tough Love.” It hits newsstands next week. While those photographs haven’t been made available to the public yet, Manhart’s myspace.com page features the Playboy logo. Pictures of her are posted to the song, “Photograph,” by Def Leppard.

This is another reason I know it’s time to retire…I see nothing wrong with it and know I probably should.  My First Sergeant’s reaction?  “Why don’t *I* ever get these cases?” 

Throughout the military everyone will be laughing and joking and yes, oggling this attractive young lady, but officially they’ll be saying, “Oh it’s wrong.  It’s conduct unbecoming.  Burn her–she’s a witch!” meanwhile I’ll bet you it will sell out at every BX, PX and Navy Exchange faster than any other issue all year.

One of the things that’s always confused me about the U.S. Military.  We’re quiet lechers and public puritans, and most of the time the puritanical part makes me sick in it’s complete and utter hypocrisy.

 

10. January 2007 · Comments Off on What is An Airman? · Categories: Air Force

I’ve gotten this via four different distro lists this morning.  Everyone from Chief McKinley to someone who used to work for me seems to think it’s the best thing since Hi-Tech Boots.  I’m not going to express an opinion.

I am an Airman (Commentary)

BY: Senior Master Sgt. Clayton French, AFPN

01/10/2007

 

SEYMOUR JOHNSON AIR FORCE BASE, N.C. — We, the Air Force, have an identity crisis. I vividly remember my first day as a Professional Military Education instructor. On that day, everyone stood up and introduced themselves to their classmates with the typical, “Hi, my name is Bob and I’m a crew chief.” Each student stated his or her first name and Air Force occupation. Then came the final student, an Army Staff Sergeant. He quickly arose and stated, “I’m Staff Sergeant Coleman. I am an American Soldier. I am a warrior and a member of a team … I will never accept defeat. I will never quit … I am disciplined … I stand ready to destroy the enemies of the United States … I am a guardian of freedom … I am an American Soldier.” After proudly stating the Army Creed, he sat down. Then a long 15 seconds of stillness passed before Technical Sergeant Jones broke the silence. He stood back up and proudly responded, “I’m Sergeant Jones and I’m an Airman.” He hesitated for a few awkward seconds and then concluded, “And I guess I really don’t know what that means.” Then he sat down.

If you are on an Army Post and shout, “Hey Soldier” you’re likely to have everyone turn around in response. The same thing will happen if you shout “Hey Marine” or “Hey Sailor” on a Marine Camp or Naval Station. However, on an Air Force Base, if you try the similar “Hey Airman” your only responders will likely be our youngest troops.

Why is that? Are we not all Airmen? Or is it because we “really don’t know what that means?” If you are asking yourself those questions, let me offer you a few suggestions.

I am an Airman. I act with truthfulness and honesty. As Airmen, we are entrusted with the greatest calling, protecting our country and our way of life.

Because of our unique profession, we can’t pencil-whip training reports, or cover up tech data violations, or falsify documents. We simply can’t afford to live dishonestly. Dishonesty breeds mistrust, and mistrust erodes our ability to perform the mission. In everything we do, we must intentionally do it in truthfulness and honesty.

I am an Airman. I willingly sacrifice myself for the benefit of the team. Being part of a team requires self-sacrifice and self-sacrifice must happen at all levels. Performing as a team requires a “less of me and more of us” mindset. We have to give more than what is expected. It’s amazing how much you can accomplish when it doesn’t matter who gets the credit. Being part of a successful team requires sacrifice.

I am an Airman. I care passionately about my fellow Airmen. No other profession calls for compassion than that of a military warrior. As warriors, we underestimate the power of a kind word, a listening ear, an honest compliment, or the smallest act of caring, all of which have the potential to turn a life around. We must promote a culture of reliance on each other in order to accomplish the mission. Without compassion, we will lose trust in our teammates, and the mission will fail. We must care passionately for each other.

I am an Airman. I am accountable for my actions. Individually, we are responsible for upholding the standards. We must live by the concept, “I am responsible.” Although we may not be able to prevent the worst from happening, we are responsible for our attitudes and actions. We must reject the idea that every time a standard is broken, someone else is to blame. We must live by the precept that each individual is accountable for their actions.

So I challenge you. Define who you are by your Airmanship. The next time someone calls out, “Hey Airman,” stop, turn around and respond. We are all Airmen. Together, let’s solve this identity crisis.

 

Okay, I’m going to express a bit of an opinion:  “I am responsible” is also a motto of Alcoholics Anonymous’.  I’m not sure the Air Force should be going to the 12 Steps for guidance.

And really, this morning is just a fluke…I’m still on break…really…not here.