28. August 2004 · Comments Off on A New Tact For Enviro-Zealots · Categories: General

If you thought America was a biotech-friendly nation, think again:

Stallman, a rice producer from Texas, said anti-biotech groups – which have failed at furthering their agenda on the national level – are initiating local biotech bans, such as Measure D in Butte County, which is up for a Nov. 2 vote. “Local biotech bans threaten agricultural production one county at a time,” Stallman told attendees at a “No On D” rally. He also called on members of the Butte County Farm Bureau to talk with their friends and neighbors about what biotechnology means on their farms.

“You are activists for agriculture,” Stallman said.

Debunking a misconception about biotechnology, Stallman said many top foreign markets for U.S. ag products have readily embraced biotechnology, including Japan, China, Canada and Mexico.

Is this even an issue that should be subject to local legislation?

28. August 2004 · Comments Off on Typical NYTimes Propaganda · Categories: Media Matters Not

Compare this headline on Donald Rumsfeld’s prisoner abuse gaffe in the Seattle Post-Intelligencer:

Rumsfeld first denied key finding on abuse

He corrects himself after aide points out what U.S. report says

To this one in the New York Times:

Rumsfeld Denies Abuses Occurred at Interrogations

Both for the same Eric Schmitt article. As well, the Times version doesn’t even mention the correction until the end of the fourth paragraph, where the typical busy reader is likely to miss it. The PI version splits it off into a separate paragraph.

Schmitt then followed t up with this snide remark:

Yesterday, Pentagon spokesman Lawrence Di Rita sought to play down Rumsfeld’s comments, saying, “He misspoke, pure and simple. But he corrected himself.”

It’s this sort of opinion disguised as reporting that makes me avoid the NYTimes (and several other publications).

28. August 2004 · Comments Off on There Otta’ Be A Law – NOT · Categories: General

Huntington Beach, California is going off the deep end to control cell phone use in their public library:

A new ordinance that takes effect September 15th bans all cell phone use in libraries. That includes talking, text messaging and ringing tones of any kind.

First-time violators will be warned, then fined 250 dollars if they don’t comply. A second offense gets a 500 dollar fine and third-time offenders will pay a thousand bucks.

Note that the actual fine includes a penalty assessment, which currently runs about two and a half times the original fine. But will someone tell me why cell phone use in libraries can’t be controlled in the same manner talking to other library patrons, or other disruptive behavior has been for years: the librarian asks you to tone it down, or cease. And if you don’t comply, you are ejected. Why do we need a new law here?

27. August 2004 · Comments Off on A “Sgt. Mom” Moment · Categories: General

My mother and I are currently watching Frank Capra’s “It Happened One Night” together. It was the first movie she’d ever seen, on her sixteenth birthday.

25. August 2004 · Comments Off on Does The World Really Need This? · Categories: General

Whether or not we really need something like this, I bet we will see them as a huge fad item

Honda Hybrid Scooter Prototype
Honda Hybrid Scooter Prototype

This from Honda’s Press release:

August 24, 2004—Honda has developed a 50cc hybrid scooter prototype that offers reduced emissions, exceptional fuel economy, and ample storage space. Employing both an internal combustion engine and an electric motor, the new prototype takes Honda one step closer to a mass-market hybrid scooter.

The new prototype features an alternating current generator (ACG) with an idle stop function and the Honda PGM-FI electronic fuel injection system. In addition to an electronically controlled belt converter and a range of Honda environmental technologies, the new scooter features a dual series and parallel hybrid powertrain with a direct rear-wheel drive electric motor. Thanks to a compact power system and a rechargeable nickel hydrogen battery located under the front cowl, the hybrid scooter is about the same size as the Dio Z4, a standard-size 50cc scooter, and is only 10 kg heavier.

The hybrid scooter’s internal combustion engine and direct rear-wheel-drive electric motor function in two distinct modes. In series mode, when riding on flat ground and when high output is not required, the engine alone powers the electric motor. In parallel mode, used during acceleration and when high output is required, the electric motor assists the engine. In parallel mode, an electronically controlled belt converter automatically selects the optimum assist ratio.

To make the most efficient use of energy, the hybrid system charges the battery during deceleration and whenever possible and utilizes this power when higher output is required. In addition, the scooter enters idle stop mode, when the scooter is stopped, and whenever power is not needed, during deceleration. These advanced features allow the hybrid scooter to achieve 1.6 times the fuel economy of the Dio Z4 (when riding on flat ground at 30 km/h) and to produce 37% less carbon dioxide.

As if 200 mpg isn’t enough?

25. August 2004 · Comments Off on Another Assult On Our 2nd Amendment Rights Moves Forward · Categories: General

In California today, the Senate hurriedly approved a slightly amended version of AB 50, which will ban .50 caliber rifles in the state.

DIGEST : This bill, effective January 1, 2005, prohibits the sale of .50 caliber BMG rifles. This bill authorizes the State Department of Justice to register legally-possessed BMG rifles until April 30, 2006, to assess a $25 registration fee, and to issue dangerous weapons permits for their possession, sale, manufacture and transportation. This bill makes it a misdemeanor to possess a BMG rifle that is not registered after April 30, 2007. This bill expands existing law to make assault with a BMG rifle a felony punishable by four, eight or 12 years in state prison.

This is a nonsense ‘feel good’ bill. Just how many .50 BMGs have been used to commit crimes anyway? And why just this caliber? Why not, say, the equally lethal Weatherby .460?

24. August 2004 · Comments Off on Death To Sadr · Categories: General

The confrontation in Najaf is the prototype for all near-future confrontations with insurgent elements in Iraq, with coalition forces accomplishing containment, and Iraqi forces going in for the kill:

NAJAF — A Shiite insurgency appeared to be weakening Tuesday night as Iraqi forces moved to within 200 yards of the revered Imam Ali Shrine and Iraq’s defense minister once again demanded fighters loyal to a radical cleric surrender or face a violent raid.

The militant force, which once waged fierce battles with U.S. troops throughout the Old City and Najaf’s vast cemetery, seemed considerably diminished in number and less aggressive after days of U.S. airstrikes and relentless artillery pounding.

In Baghdad, assailants bombed the convoys of two government ministers in separate attacks that killed five people and a suicide bomber, but left the ministers unharmed, officials said.

Hundreds of insurgents have been spotted leaving Najaf in recent days, witnesses said. Those that remained appeared to have pulled back to the area around the shrine, where the fighting Tuesday was concentrated, U.S. troops said.

Police say radical Shiite cleric Muqtada al-Sadr, who has not been seen in public for days, has fled the city.

His aides, however, vigorously denied that, saying al-Sadr was in a secret hideout here. Regardless, the fiery, charismatic cleric’s absence from the battlefield may have withered his followers’ morale.

U.S. warplanes bombed the Old City late Tuesday for the third night in a row, witnesses reported. Huge blasts rumbled throughout the city for about 10 minutes followed by gunbattles and smaller explosions.

Earlier in the day, fierce fighting broke out near the shrine compound, with rockets launched from U.S. helicopters kicking up clouds of smoke and debris. Bradley fighting vehicles patrolling the nearly deserted, bullet-scarred streets attacked militants, who responded with mortar fire and rocket-propelled grenades.

“We are under constant enemy small-arms, mortar, and RPG attack,” said U.S. Lt Chris Kent, whose unit was about 300 yards from the compound. “U.S. forces are consolidating positions to allow for future operations. Morale is very high.”

Iraqi forces, accompanying U.S. troops into the Old City for the first time in recent days, combed through the neighborhood, approaching as close as 200 meters to the shrine, controlled by militants loyal to al-Sadr.

Both the Iraqi government and the U.S. military say no military moves are being made without the approval of interim Prime Minister Ayad Allawi.

Defense Minister Hazem Shaalan, addressing Iraqi National Guard troops in Najaf, said Tuesday that Iraqi forces would head toward the shrine “tonight” to await the signal for a raid or the capitulation of the militants.

“When your brothers approach the holy shrine compound, they will direct calls of mercy to those militants to surrender,” Shaalan told the troops. “They have hours to surrender.”

By late Tuesday, there was no indication Iraqi forces had advanced on the shrine.

Shaalan made a similar threat a week ago, saying the government could raid the shrine by the end of the day last Wednesday to free it of “its vile occupation.” The government later backed down and said it would work for a peaceful solution.

Any raid on the shrine, the holiest Shiite site in the country, risked igniting a massive Shiite rebellion throughout Iraq against the fledgling interim government, already battling a persistent and bloody Sunni insurgency.

“I tell Shaalan to throw his new declaration in the same garbage that he already threw his earlier declarations in,” al-Sadr aide Sheik Aws al-Khafaji told Al-Jazeera television.

But other al-Sadr lieutenants reiterated their appeal for talks, a request the government has repeatedly rejected.

“We are ready to negotiate to end this crisis and the suffering of our persecuted people … but this government doesn’t want negotiations,” said Sheik Ali Smeisim, a senior al-Sadr aide.

The militants have repeatedly accused U.S. forces of damaging the shrine during the fighting. The U.S. military accused the militants of launching attacks from holy sites, but said it has restrained itself from attacking those positions.

The military released aerial photos Tuesday purportedly showing a complete militant mortar system set up just outside the shrine compound.

Iraqi officials have said that any raid on the shrine would be conducted by Iraqi forces, since the presence of U.S. troops at the holy site would future inflame Shiites here.

In other violence, clashes between British forces and al-Sadr militants in the southern city of Amarah killed eight people and injured 18 others, said Dr Saad Hemood, of the Zahrawi General Hospital.

The fighting started when militants attacked a British foot patrol with small arms and fired mortar rounds at a building housing British troops, residents said.

Residents said British warplanes bombed the city, but Squadron leader Spike Wilson, a British military spokesman, said no planes were used in Amarah and he had no reports of coalition casualties. (Wire reports)

24. August 2004 · Comments Off on Chuck The Angus Diet · Categories: General

Last week, I went into Burger King, and ordered an Angus Steak Burger. By the ads, I had thought it was comparable to Carl’s JR’s Six Dollar Burger. But this is hardly the case.

Just because I am a skeptic, I asked the counter worker how much the patty weighed. He didn’t know, but went back and asked. He came back with the answer “10 ounces” – wow, over a quarter pound!

However, if you consult the nutritional information on their website, you will see that, not only is the patty much smaller than that, the whole burger weighs only just over ten ounces. Further, if you compare it to Carl’s Six Dollar Burger, you will see that it hardly measures up.

But, beyond that, this was perhaps the most gross hamburger I have ever eaten! Upon delivery (yes, it was a take-out order), the girl called “extra mayo” – I had ordered extra onions and pickles. After a few minutes, the clerk that took my order said “that’s his.” Well, not only did it not have extra onions or pickles, but the bun was soggy, as if it had been soaked in that extra mayo. Further, the lettuce was old and wilted, and there were two wafer-thin slices of tomato, more white than red.

Another Burger King scam.

24. August 2004 · Comments Off on I’m Mr. Green, 2004 · Categories: General

I’m so serene. I not only have a TV in every room, but satellite as well, by way of DirectTV. We’ve had Dish in the living room for a couple of years; and have been quite satisfied. But they wouldn’t match Direct’s promotional deal to keep our business.

Idiots.

24. August 2004 · Comments Off on Global Warming: The Hoax That Won’t Die · Categories: General

I just got this via email from BusinessWeek:

Consensus is growing among scientists, governments, and business that they must act fast to combat climate change. This has already sparked efforts to limit CO2 emissions. Many companies are now preparing for a carbon-constrained world

The idea that the human species could alter something as huge and complex as the earth’s climate was once the subject of an esoteric scientific debate. But now even attorneys general more used to battling corporate malfeasance are taking up the cause. On July 21, New York Attorney General Eliot Spitzer and lawyers from seven other states sued the nation’s largest utility companies, demanding that they reduce emissions of the gases thought to be warming the earth. Warns Spitzer: “Global warming threatens our health, our economy, our natural resources, and our children’s future. It is clear we must act.”

Read the whole thing.

I personally don’t deny the possibility of human-influenced climate variation. But, at this point, the science is simply far from conclusive. To be taking such radical measures based on such sketchy knowledge is, to me, the ultimate ‘Chicken Little’ play.

24. August 2004 · Comments Off on You Too Can Be A Marathon Mouse · Categories: General

Exciting news for fatties and athletes alike from Forbes:

NEW YORK – By attacking the same basic biology drug companies are targeting for new anti-fat drugs, researchers have genetically engineered mice with abilities far beyond those of normal rodents.

These “marathon mice” can run twice as long as their unmodified brothers and sisters– and, in a paper coming out right at the time of the Olympics, that’s leading to hand-wringing about the possibilities of applying this knowledge to create performance-enhancing drugs.

But these would not merely be performance-enhancing drugs to be abused by athletes. They might help stave the toll of cardiovascular disease, the No. 1 killer in the developed world. By treating the same gene these researchers modified in mice, drug companies are racing to create super drugs that would reduce multiple risk factors for heart disease, including high cholesterol, high triglycerides, and even high blood pressure.

22. August 2004 · Comments Off on On John Kerry’s Bronze Star Day · Categories: General

I’m currently rewatching the Fox News Sunday interview with John Hurly and Van Odell concernining John Kerry’s war record. Chris Wallace is pushing Van Odell for proof that Kerry did indeed lie about receiving 5 klicks of enemy fire. What I’m wondering is, wouldn’t there have been repair records for the boats, had they received such extreme damage?

I don’t know how they did things in the Brownwater Navy, But in SAC, we swam in a sea of maintenance paperwork.

Update: contrary to Sgt. Mom’s lament, yesterday’s talking head shows demonstrate that this issue does indeed have legs. Unfortunately, however, it seems that far more effort is currently being put into impeaching the Swiftboat Vets than investigating their charges.

You would think that, by the Kerry camp’s pleas to make this a campaign of issues, that they would just want this to go away. But in making such pronouncements, both Hurly, and Tad Devine, on NBC’s Meet The Press, repeated the “Kerry is a hero, and Bush/Cheney are dodgers” mantra in virtually the same breath. Indeed, as with everything else, it seems Kerry wants it both ways.

22. August 2004 · Comments Off on An Exciting Reentry · Categories: General

This seems to have gotten very little mention in the popular press. But, to me, this is about the most exciting planned event in the space program since the early shuttle launches:

In a dramatic ending that marks a beginning in scientific research, NASA’s Genesis spacecraft is set to swing by Earth and jettison a sample return capsule filled with particles of the Sun that may ultimately tell us more about the genesis of our solar system.

“The Genesis mission — to capture a piece of the Sun and return it to Earth — is truly in the NASA spirit: a bold, inspiring mission that makes a fundamental contribution to scientific knowledge,” said Steven Brody, NASA’s program executive for the Genesis mission, NASA Headquarters, Washington.

On September 8, 2004, the drama will unfold over the skies of central Utah when the spacecraft’s sample return capsule will be snagged in midair by helicopter. The rendezvous will occur at the Air Force’s Utah Test and Training Range, southwest of Salt Lake City.

(emphasis mine)
The logic of this technique is so compelling, it’s a wonder it hasn’t been attempted before.

21. August 2004 · Comments Off on Solar’s Best Hope · Categories: General

Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger announced a program to put distributed solar co-generation capibility on the roofs of 1 million California homes:

“This proposal is about smart, innovative and environmentally friendly technologies that will help improve the state’s ability to meet peak electricity demand while cutting energy costs for homeowners for years to come,” said Governor Schwarzenegger. “Once implemented, it will establish California as a world leader in solar technology.”

Other solar stratigies have proven far less than satisfactory. The Sun, for all it’s might, simply doesn’t shed enough power per unit surface area of the Earth for any type of centralized scheme to be practical.

19. August 2004 · Comments Off on little help, please · Categories: General

I need a quick, and hopefully free, primer on SQL, for a job I am applying for. Can anyone help me?

19. August 2004 · Comments Off on Walters’ Song-And-Dance On “Plan Columbia” · Categories: Drug Prohibition, General

Despite his former gaff, White House Drug Czar Dan Walters now claims Clinton’s “Plan Columbia” is a great success in stemming the tide of cocaine into the US:

Mr Walters was speaking in Washington after visiting Colombia and Mexico.

He said American-backed efforts by those countries had sharply reduced the estimated flow of the drug to the US.

The statement appears to contradict comments he made last week. While in Mexico, he said there was no fall in the amount of cocaine reaching the US.

“We have not yet seen in all these efforts what we’re hoping for on the supply side, which is a reduction in availability,” he said at a news conference in Mexico City last Thursday.

The fact is, while we have turned Columbia into a war zone (as if it wasn’t one already) the supply of cocaine from Peru and Bolivia has just increased to fill the gap.

The Drug Warriors, like school bureaucrats, and so many others in government, keep insisting that success is just around the corner, and we need only to increase their funding to see it. It’s time to learn that success is not to be had, and undesirable in the first place.

18. August 2004 · Comments Off on Coming Soon To A TV Near You · Categories: General

One of my favorite pundits, Larry Elder, gets his own show beginning September 13th

18. August 2004 · Comments Off on Look For An Indian Tribe To Be Buying Land Near You · Categories: General

Indian gaming on established reservations, while rapidly accelerating, is well established. But this is a new development (free registration req’d):

GARDEN GROVE – City officials have been quietly shopping around an idea to introduce Indian gaming to Harbor Boulevard.

The casino proposal came to light Tuesday when Orange County Supervisor Chris Norby publicly revealed at the board’s weekly meeting that Garden Grove officials, including Councilman Mark Rosen and City Manager Matthew Fertal, visited his office last week to gauge his support.

“I was taken completely by surprise,” Norby said, adding that he was told discussions involved the Mesa Grande Band of Mission Indians, a small tribe located in northern San Diego County.

Council members also had met in Las Vegas with Steve Wynn, who operates several major casinos.

Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger has recently discussed expanding gambling agreements that could pave the way for urban casinos. Casino operators, such as Harrah’s Resorts, have recently partnered with Indian tribes to develop gambling resorts.

This exposes the whole farce of Indian gaming. It’s time to end the monopoly of Indian tribes and governments on legal gambling.

18. August 2004 · Comments Off on Of Course! · Categories: General

Katharine Sealey has an answer to the military breast implant controversy:

Well here’s my compromise, a million dollar idea to help the female soldiers add some curves AND increase their military value at the same time: Kevlar breast implants, a nice set of bullet-proof boobies.

Or maybe some of those Austin Powers Fem-Bot doohickeys with machine gun action.

Now that’s what I call today’s Army.

17. August 2004 · Comments Off on The Case For Medical Marijuana Expands · Categories: Drug Prohibition

It now appears that marijuana is beneficial in the treatment of brain cancer:

Marijuana Ingredient Inhibits VEGF Pathway Required For Brain Tumor Blood Vessels
Cannabinoids, the active ingredients in marijuana, restrict the sprouting of blood vessels to brain tumors by inhibiting the expression of genes needed for the production of vascular endothelial growth factor (VEGF).

According to a new study published in the August 15, 2004 issue of the journal Cancer Research, administration of cannabinoids significantly lowered VEGF activity in laboratory mice and two patients with late-stage glioblastoma.

“Blockade of the VEGF pathway constitutes one of the most promising antitumoral approaches currently available,” said Manuel Guzmán, professor of biochemistry and molecular biology, with the Complutense University in Madrid, Spain, and the study’s principal investigator.

“The present findings provide a novel pharmacological target for cannabinoid-based therapies.”

Glioblastoma multiforme, the most aggressive form of glioma, strikes more than 7,000 Americans each year and is considered one of the most malignant and deadliest forms of cancer, generally resulting in death within one to two years following diagnosis.

The disease is usually treated with surgery, followed by conventional radiation alone or in combination with chemotherapy. However, the main tumor often evades total destruction, surviving and growing again, eventually killing the patient. For this reason, researchers are actively seeking other therapeutic strategies, some of which might be considered novel.

This, and other scientific evidence, gives lie to the federal government’s listing of marijuana as a “Schedule I” narcotic (those with no valid medical use). It’s time for the drug warriors to stand down on the marijuana front.

17. August 2004 · Comments Off on Hand Me That Tiny Violin · Categories: Military

Oh we’ve heard this before. Communities around the world are crying crocodile tears over the economic impact of US troop redeployment:

“The town would bleed to death,” said Peter Lang, mayor of the southern Germany town of Baumholder, where two-thirds of the town’s 18,000 residents are Americans posted to the nearby military base.

Lee Myeong-seok is the head of a merchants group in the district around the massive U.S. Yongsan Garrison in downtown Seoul. The proposed American redeployment would abandon the base and the estimated 6,000 Korean employees who work there.
“Business is already bad, but after the U.S. troops leave, the local economy will collapse,” Mr. Lee told the Singapore Straits Times last month.

Their fears are unfounded. History shows that American communities have, on the whole, weathered the initial economic hardship from base closings, and come out stronger than before in the long run.

Recovery from military base closures has proceeded fairly smoothly even in these exceptional cases where local impact was severe. Consider the case of Ft. Ord, in Monterey, California. In 1992, the Congressional Budget Office projected that the area’s unemployment would increase by as much as 8% due to the closure of this facility. The actual results are more modest: unemployment increases of less than 1%. Local population and housing values have remained stable, and local retail sales actually grew.

The most telling economic fact is not captured in these statistics: Monterey has created a diverse economic base to replace a potentially dangerous economic dependence on a single employer (in this case, the U.S. Army). A diverse economic base is the key to a community’s long-term economic prosperity. Public support for base closure communities has helped diversify the economy in towns and cities across the country. Indeed, the effort to support base closure communities is an unparalleled success story in economic development.

This move has been inevitable. And, in my opinion, it’s at least a decade overdue. The Cold War deployment is, of course, archaic. But beyond that, the US spends more on it’s military than the rest of the world combined. It is ludicrous for us to take responsibility for the defense of wealthy and technologically advanced nations.

16. August 2004 · Comments Off on No More Burning Eyes · Categories: General

Here’s an exciting new use of an old technology: saltwater swimming pools.

16. August 2004 · Comments Off on Help A New Mom · Categories: General

If you should need some web design, or hosting, Sarah, from One Starry Night, could use your business.

hat tip: Instapundit

16. August 2004 · Comments Off on A Reality Show I Can Really Get Into · Categories: General

The Next Great Champ – coming to Fox this fall. Perhaps this is just the shot-in-the-arm boxing needs. I just hope it’s not fixed like Last Comic Standing.

Actually, there are a few reality shows I’ve enjoyed, among them Colonial House, on PBS, Amish In The City on UPN, and Queer Eye For The Straight Guy and Blow Out, on Bravo.

15. August 2004 · Comments Off on Cool Cartoon · Categories: General

I just saw a great cartoon: Greedy Humpty Dumpty (1936):

Humpty Dumpty- seen here as a greedy and abusive monarch- wants to acquire the gold from the sun. He forces his subjects to build his palace’s golden walls higher, so that he can reach the sun. When they do reach the sun, King Humpty tries to crack it open with his battle axe. He is overcome by the sun’s awesome power. The walls of his palace and the castle itself are destroyed, and the miserable monarch is sent crashing to the ground, a heap of broken eggshells and a busted crown.

I’m simply going to have to get more familiar with Max Fleischer’s early work.

15. August 2004 · Comments Off on Playboy’s Women Of The Olympics A Boost For Feminism · Categories: General

In today’s NYTimes, Diana Nyad is convinced that we have redefined “what is sexy”:

Fair enough, but there is no denying that a double standard exists when it comes to male and female athletes posing for magazines. Derek Jeter can look sexy on the cover of GQ, but we don’t really see him any differently than we do when he rounds the bases in Yankee Stadium.

Even Jim Palmer, stripped down for the old Jockey underwear ads, was still the Orioles pitcher in his body language and the twinkle in his eye.

But the stream of Anna Kournikova posters and calendars do not suggest a world-class tennis player: instead they show a demure, even submissive girl with a sly, come-hither grin. The feminist interpretation is surely that this is no longer the athlete Anna Kournikova — no longer the strong subject of the photo, but a mere sexual object.

So I was expecting the worst when I picked up the September issue of Playboy, which features the latest of these photo spreads. Amy Acuff, a high jumper on the Olympic team in Athens, is on the cover. I braced myself for depressing cheesecake, but instead found 12 elegant, full-page photographs of female Olympians who are decidedly more athletic than they are sexy. Or, rather, they are both athletic and sexy — the new sexy.

The definition of sex appeal seems to have gone under the knife, and it is athletes — not just plastic surgeons — who are carving out the new look. Back in the 1960’s, when I was a swimmer in high school with sizable shoulders and triceps, wearing a sleeveless blouse inspired unconcealed shock and dismay. Today, the running-back physique of Serena Williams may be setting the standard for a new femininity.

14. August 2004 · Comments Off on I Always Thought Colin Powell Was A Pretty Cool Cat · Categories: General

I bet the catbloggers are going crazy over this:

That Colin Powell, he’s a top cat. We’re not kidding. He nabbed the Cat of the Year award from the Cat Fanciers Association.

The comment section is now open for cat puns.